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  1. Very seamless today. Certainly compared to the last labour for my wife anyway. George David Wilkie born at 15:24 weighing a 'healthy' 9 pounds 4 and 3/4. He's so different to our other boy but is absolutely beautiful. He's slept on my wife since he was born pretty much occasionally feeding and hardly made a peep. If only it was that simple [emoji23].
    11 points
  2. Wasn't going to let that one lie, m8. Imagine strolling about work in them. 'Aye just brekkin thum in fur 5s'. Folk walking away thinking 'what a fucking walloper'.
    7 points
  3. Was at a work training course in the arse end of nowhere a few years ago. The only thing to do at night after the meal was sit in the hotel bar with the rest of the likeminded group (8 of us) and drink!7 rounds in and, after knocking back his 7 pints, the solitary Englishman in the group stood up and announced that he was off up to bed. Became apparent immediately the next round was due that he'd scarpered ahead of his turn. This hotel didn't need a signature to add a charge to your room, so I added a round to his room. (With the giggling agreement of the other 6). Forgot about it until we checked out the next day and heard him in a stand up argument about the additional charges on his room. I was very happy with my evening's work and the group remained heroically silent when questioned by him on many occasions subsequently. Arsehole.
    6 points
  4. 6 points
  5. Absolute guarantee that 1888Lichtie wears a captain's armband to 5s.
    5 points
  6. Trump's presidency appears to be a scene by scene remake of the Simpsons episode when Homer becomes the sanitation commissioner.
    5 points
  7. 1888liKKKtie. Fucking explain yourself.
    5 points
  8. I think the negativity was justified since he was largely shite for us. I need no reality check that footballers want to be playing for better teams than us, so I do actively like when they come out and say they are using us as a stepping stone, as it ultimately means that they're confident in their own ability and they'll play out their skin for a move which ultimately benefits us (albeit short-term). Gordon's performances were nowhere near good enough for him to justify his comments.
    5 points
  9. Not to forget the other 'temporary' licence they had to get in order to play the mighty Brechin. BrandRangers FC the gift that keeps on... ruining Shull's breeks. Yours aDONis
    5 points
  10. Won't be long now, he's had about 14 slices of wafer thin chicken. 'Bulking up' for the re-match. IMO.
    4 points
  11. You've taken that too far mate.
    4 points
  12. Rounds are only shite if you drink with arseholes. There's etiquette and decency to be adhered to and it works gloriously. Groups that are together that don't drink in rounds should be asked to leave any drinking establishment. Folk that buy one drink and pay by card should be booted in the pie and banned from public places.
    4 points
  13. Most of the negativity is because he was honest in the media (which footballers get criticised for not doing). He said we were a stepping-stone to bigger things. About 90% of our players will think they same thing about us. He did a job and left to further his career. Good luck to him.
    4 points
  14. I think it worked out fine. He was never going to be here long term and was always just an expensive cover until Muzzy and Elliot were fit again... I don't get some of the negativity towards Ziggy. I thought he was pretty good for us, he's got a great attitude and decent ability. Good luck to him...
    4 points
  15. I've got my head round how this works on about 7 separate occasions since it was announced, and then forgotten each time.
    4 points
  16. I love it when the bumpkins start complaining about 'weegies.'
    4 points
  17. The very definition of being in places and doing 'hings.
    4 points
  18. The Daily Record also said that Josh Todd had quit Dumbarton the day before he took to the field in a Dumbarton shirt. If they told me that shite was brown I would doubt it until my next log.
    4 points
  19. Thanks everyone. Find it so weird going back to the house leaving Mum and baby in hospital. Guess all dad's from section babies will go through it. Just a weird feeling leaving at 9pm.
    3 points
  20. Swooping the spell over bottle merchant McInnes. Very nice. Thank you.
    3 points
  21. He's there until the end of the season at least and probably beyond that and i wish him well, Im sick of the twats in our support baying for blood at the drop of a hat give him a chance FFS.
    3 points
  22. Hahaha what a p***k. Wish I'd screenshotted you thinking you were Leo Di Caprio now. Put them on the last hour of work aye. In no playing 5s without broken in trainers. f**k sake.
    3 points
  23. Sorry for not contributing in a few months. Mines are just under 11 months apart, love each other's company and it's brilliant. Ailie turned 18 months a couple of weeks back Arthur's up crawling already. We got them one of they push bike pram things but a double one. They love it
    3 points
  24. Absolutely no problem with the attitude he displayed, but on the pitch he didn't reach the level I was expecting of him. For Hamilton he was always a reliable performer against us, but I thought he was pretty poor for us in general, with a few decent games mixed in.
    3 points
  25. Weegies constantly have to go on about how great they are, how funny, sharp and witty they are, and how great their city is to make them feel better about themselves. It's the kind of self gratification I detest. Just because you say something over and over, doesn't make it so. I'd say the vast majority of non-Weegie Scots hate the place and its inhabitants.
    3 points
  26. On the way to Bangkok to pickup my sister and her husband from the airport. Stay 1 night in the bright lights then bring them back to the jungle. Feeling good
    3 points
  27. Why are the ones who shout "snowflake" the most easily triggered?
    3 points
  28. What have you done to Sweep?
    3 points
  29. This entirely passed me by a few months ago but apparently the Artemio Franchi Trophy is being revived next year? This was the national teams equivalent of the Intercontinental Cup - pitting the winners of the Euros against the winners of the Copa America in the same manner as club sides - until superseded by the Confederations Cup much as the Club World Cup later did in the Intercontinental Cup. Apparently the winners and runners-up of the Euros and Copa America will play the tournament in Milan, during the international break in March 2018, drawn on the basis of Portugal v Argentina and Chile v France. So for Portugal between now and the summer of 2019 there is a potential "quintuple" up for grabs in the shape of the Euros (already secured), Confederations Cup (this June), Artemio Franchi Trophy (March 2018), World Cup (June 2018) and the new League of Nations Finals Tournament (June 2019).
    2 points
  30. Glasgow specialises in knife crime. Knife crime requires you to get up close and personal with the victim. You don't get that kind of intimacy in most places.
    2 points
  31. This. And similar, this pish that Glasgow is this big friendly City. I question the friendliness of a City that hires bouncers for a KFC
    2 points
  32. Skelly, Jimmy Scott and Prunts have been with the club since the start of the season. McCallum has come in and played 5 minutes so far which is obviously impossible to judge him on so I don't think anyone can say if he is an improvement or not on what we have. Regardless, I'm talking about the overall strength of the squad, not just the striking positions, which is just 2 players out of an overall starting 11. Current in's/ out's are as follows I believe: In: Cammy Gill Eddie Ferns Donald McCallum Bryan Hodge Out: Rab Douglas Robbie Mutch Gary Philips Michael Dunlop Kane Hester Liam Callaghan In terms of the keeping position, considering it's highly likely Ricky Gomes will continue as number 1 for the rest of the season I feel Douglas/ Mutch out and Gill in is a fairly even trade. In the midfield, Callaghan out and Hodge in seems like a fairly even trade also, potentially a slight strengthening there. Hodge is known to play a more defensive role in the middle akin to Whatley so that's good cover for him which was needed, and Callaghan never overly impressed me to be honest. Upfront, we've brought Eddie Ferns and Donald McCallum in, and put Kane out on loan. This now puts us in a position where we have 6 players (Doris, Ferns, McCallum, Prunty, Skelly and Jimmy Scott) all fighting for 2 places. Considering Doris has to be absolutely nailed on to start every week, it's really 5 players for 1 position, which seems rather over the top to say the least in my opinion. Of course Skelly is being used more out wide than up top recently, so it could be argued this is 5 players for 2 positions, which would still be the same as our defence where we have 4 positions to fill. Now the big one..... defence. Currently, we have 4 defenders who play every week and in my opinion 3 of them are playing very well and have been for months, a backup right back who hasn't played a competitive game since July, a defensive midfielder (Whatley) who is absolutely vital to us in the middle of the park and Bryan Hodge, who is blatantly a midfielder and I can hear the howls of laughter from Forfar/ Stirling fans at the thought of him playing at left back from here in DD2. For me, based on the above, our squad is really quite unbalanced and even one injury/ suspension across our back 4 would be a complete disaster right now. With 15 games (plus potential play off games) to go, the chances of no injuries/ suspensions/ losses of form at the back is very very low so for me this is very worrying. Considering Dick has spent the last few weeks trying to get a centre back in, it seems very odd that he's supposedly decided to just give up and leave us with no cover in this position. I actually don't believe what he's saying in the paper regarding no more incomings, because the budget is there, it's obvious to everyone (including the man himself) what position we need and he is an experienced manager, so I would genuinely be gobsmacked if he just left things as they are. We could have 10 superb strikers at this level come in this window and I'd still feel the squad wasn't overall improved. Strikers take up 2 positions, the defence is 4 positions. We could have all the striking options in the world but if we leave ourselves short at the back it doesn't really matter how many strikers we have on the bench waiting to come on. On the positive side of things - I think we're sorted in terms of keepers, midfielders and strikers. We have strength in these positions and I think what we have is as strong as pretty much anyone else in the division.
    2 points
  33. Div really is a fucking pathetic manchild.
    2 points
  34. Going from some of the comments left on the link, appears Mackie has adopted a tikka takka philosophy that would be hugely popular down Indodrill Stadium way... Gallagher certainly better all round, although Parry has had an excellent season for Alloa.
    2 points
  35. Nah, I'd have called it the Daily Ranger in that case. HH.
    2 points
  36. Use the money to get married to him instead? Think about it, you'd be able to chase birds together or separately and have lads holidays, all the cool stuff and have a huge £10k party. Only thing you're obliged to do is kiss the bride / groom.
    2 points
  37. 5/10 in the official Thursday quiz. And a 9/10 for the Aussie slang. Can we not use that one as the official Thursday one?
    2 points
  38. This lad used to fight the fox occasionally and we used to bath his scratches in a solution of Epsom salts. Not that he liked it much. she was more of an eater than a fighter. Pictured here being annoyed at being given a Rubik's cube to figure out when trying to kip.
    2 points
  39. kinda sums up the unionist view,anybody but ourselves
    2 points
  40. Sorry for posting today's quiz yesterday, my or tonight for most of you but it is the official one. Here is the unofficial Australia Day quiz cobbers [emoji1037][emoji481][emoji1037][emoji481][emoji1037][emoji482][emoji1037]. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-01-26/australian-slang-quiz/8213498
    2 points
  41. Drunk Scots (97% weegies) giving the whas like us, most friendly folk in the world patter to foreigners. Was at a gig in barrowlands other night and one of the guys from the American support band was accosted at the bar by one of these p***ks shaking his hand, telling him he was welcome in the country, how everyone here is so friendly and just clearly bemusing the poor c**t. Actually I'm being unfair to weegies. Add tartan army c***s to that.
    2 points
  42. I have just been told by the DVLA that after my collapse I have my driving licence back.
    2 points
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