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It was, wee lassie 17 went "missing" on Saturday night at 6pm by sunday at 12pm there were tweets everywhere, I replied she'd be "Gettin rode like a rocking horse" and I had to delete the app off my phone as it was going mental. She turned up 3 hours later walking like John Wayne. Funnily enough, Two folk have recently been found after been "missing" since Friday in my area too, learned my lesson though. This was one of them. http://m.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14711617.Family_thank_police_after_missing_Nicola_McGoldrick_is_found_safe_and_well_at_Airdrie_bus_stop/

Just saw Mark McGhee at McDonalds at Broxden in Perth. Thought he would of been a large meal man, only ordered a medium. Not sure that was worth a first post.

If I was cynical I'd say Houston knew exactly what he was doing there. Queens have smaller crowds and a smaller budget than us, yet make a top drawer signing who is a game changer. Putting that figure out there into the FFC public domain puts pressure on our board to make allowances for a top drawer signing. Houston is probably sick of players laughing at our offers.

Asked the girlfriend to marry me today. She said yes. A pretty good reason to be cheerful

Hibs fans were on the pitch protecting that poor child, making sure he wasn't kidnapped from the Stranger Dangers.

If Burns beats Broner I'm on the pitch, no doubt about it.

When I was masturbating to their Instagram pics earlier I imagined them to be sitting in police custody not giving a f**k about their upcoming jail sentence but the reality is they are crying like babies begging to be released on grounds of ignorance.

Kudos to the Evening Times headline writer http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14714225.Shamed_teacher_struck_off_for_having_sex_with_pupil_has_been_working_in_missionary_position/?ref=mrb&lp=1

I'd take punt that the three phrases used in connection with the dees today will be some¢unt, a¢unt and finally Nae¢unt.

By the way, hat tipped to CityDave. Some brilliant pics on here.

I'm going to miss all the lad banter Twitter and Facebook pages hilariously getting Matthias and Paul Pogba confused.

Got the job. Working 12-6 on Saturdays, baws

£5m

Magyarminter

F All to do with that and you know it. Why was he on ? No relevance to any of the topics, thick as shit so no real insight. "Hold on listeners cos later on we will be talking about Neil Simpson" FFS The big questions of the whole interview was "Did you forgive him" "Did he apologise" Pretty pathetic really. Simmie has something poor wee Durranty doesnt have. In fact he has 2 of them. GIRUY. Lets keep the so called "institution" as the **** puts it relevant by living in the past whilst their rivals annhialate them. Scum then, Scum Now, Scum forever,

They are remaking Jumanji with The Rock, Kevin Hart and will include a posthumous CGI Cameo by Robin Williams.. Why don't they be a little more classy and actually exhume his corpse and dance it about like a fucking puppet

Our response to Marsh leaving shouldn't be resigned well-wishing bundled up with rationalisations of his usefulness ("the minute we started to split the centre halves more under BF [Marsh] struggled"), it should be indignation. Marsh is at least as good a centre-half as McNiff, whose ability Annan supporters are right to rate as, at best, somewhere just above average. More to the point, Marsh was and still would be outstandingly superior to Oliver or McNeil at centre-half. My god: I can't believe I read that ("I'd stick with what we have now"); have you been going to the games, David? We've conceded 13 in 8! Emphasise the systemic differences driven by Ferguson all you like. Those differences are obvious and everything written here about the drawbacks of slower, no-frills centre haves is manifestly correct. None of which changes the fact that mildly experienced sub-six-footers don't pass muster in the middle of a league two back-line. In Marsh we had something quite rare: a tall, not-too-slow, experienced centre-half, with a wee bit of skill to his game. And we thought it better to play who over these past two months: Ewan McNeil? Michael Oliver? f**k me. The folly couldn't be more rudimentary on Ferguson's part. Watch the highlights of the goals we've shipped - Marsh would've emptied some of those out without even jumping. Templeman's sickeningly easy goal for Montrose a few weeks back, for example. He could've been five-foot nothing and still have scored it. You've got to laugh mind. Barry giving it the rage-monster routine after Annan and our defensive showing genuinely expecting a response from the defence he put out at the weekend. Risible, risible stuff. There's a power of fiction written on this thread about McQueen and Marsh. To read through it all you'd think we were streets ahead of where we were when their partnership ended. We're ploughing the same fields. Alright, we've made a decision to play a different way now. It is not a decision which involves us in tolerating diddies at the back. More fool us if we think we're in the throes of karma ('get a good midfield, loose a good defence'). We'd be twice the team we are just now with Marsh and McQueen behind McLaughlin; his protection would mitigate much of what some who've written here claim in their rationalisations to have been - maybe's aye, maybe's naw - worried about. Of course, the other piss you off thing about Marsh leaving is the way we've treated him. Once a decent centre half, then a utility man; used variously as a full-back, wide-right and centre-mid, but only ever enjoying any 'alternative' success in the latter position. A bit like McQueen 'the striker'. We've a terrible record of creating utility men out of well established in-one-position players. It needs to stop. Need a player? Sign a player. We're two or three short of even getting close to Forfar. God help us if Peaso or Easton do themselves an injury.

Well, glad to see this hasn't bothered Queens fans whatsoever.

The Home Seats at St Mirren Park. Why the f*ck are they facing the Pitch ?

I don't like people in Scotland referring to oral sex as head, it's just a shitty Americanism and I think we can all do better than that, especially when we have sayings like nosh and gammy.

Neighbours from hell given their notice. Genuinely buzzing.

We were a man short with Pogba.

I don't think he'll ever end up playing Feruz again.

We must be signing somebody. Surely our beloved team wouldn't get us to the tickly bit then do hee haw

Fair enough Sorry

Don't you come here farting your negativeness all over our deadline day drama.

#SaddosFamily

Deep down you obviously utterly loathe people who make a success of themselves in life. What a sad vindictive attitude to have[emoji5]

Boycott/Bridie? Boycott/Bridie? Bridie/Bridie mmmm Bridies. I'll be there.

Do people just fire out random names they hope to sign, without actually having a clue if they're; A - Available B - Fit

You actually don't understand what you've just written.

Did someone really ask "Why didn't we sign Dobbie?" If so the answer should simply have been "because he didn't want to sign for Falkirk". If Houston didn't want to say that then he should have said "because we didn't have the budget to offer him terms". He's made a c**t of it, if this is true.

The Who - Mama's Got a Squeeze Box

Working knees??

Lloyd Cole & the Commotions - My Bag

Pray for Broony xx

Why do people donate to these c***s? Should be in jail for what they did.

Tiresome for you perhaps. But then again, you support one of them.

Scotland is a constituent part of the UK....fact. Sturgeon and the SNP have been entrusted by the Scottish electorate to do the best job possible of running Scotland from Holyrood within the framework of the UK for the benefit of the citizens of Scotland......fact Sturgeon and the SNP have decided that they would rather use their time in office and the state apparatus to promulgate their own personal political ambition of Independence rather than do the job entrusted to them by the Scottish electorate of improving the lives of the citizens of Scotland.....fact In prioritising that course of action , Sturgeon and the SNP are failing the citizens of Scotland to their collective detriment......fact Conclusion....time to drop this obsession with independence and the uncertainty that accompanies it and get on with the job of running Scotland, within the framework of the UK, to the material benefit of the citizens of Scotland. It can be done. They simply choose not to!

"Rangers players were not able to pick up their medals" The **** were too embarrassed to show face, so hid in the dressing behind a fabrication of lies.

Vomited reading this post. I genuinely wish you nothing but misery for the rest of your life for inflicting that post on me.

The site of that gas thing is now flats, where I'm posting this from. [emoji6] Fun (well, depressing) fact: The Germans tried to bomb that thing and missed, so the pilot (in probable rage) decided to open fire on folk in the adjacent cemetery, killing some and leaving a whole line of giant bullet holes, still preserved in the granite headstones as if it happened yesterday:

He's a businessman and as such has tunnel vision to that effect. If you see football as nothing more than a commercial pursuit then what he says is probably factually true. Of course we know football is and should be far more than that, his lack of understanding for the football fan is ultimately summed up by his quote that 'why did we expel rangers? To follow some sort of football rules?' Says it all.

One of the last great covered standing areas in Scottish football.