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Triple that number, divide by six/sevenths, add your birth year, take away your inside leg measurement and that's what we got for him. #intheknow

how does a feel a fat Turkish Waiter went for 6x the price of Hemmings In english please, you tangerine dim-head. Thank you.

No overweight Turkish waiters at Dens. Thank you.

That's exactly what he should be doing. In that decade or so we've had a couple of last minute league victories more different cup winners than most countries. He should be a pro at turning shite into gold. Many of the best matches or the most dramatic endings have come not from Parkhead or Ibrox, but Fir Park, Pittodrie, the Edinburgh Derbies, hell throw in the Dundee one too. It's how others companies work. The Premier League have been doing it since the 90's.

He might be harmless but he's an unfunny boring c**t of a poster. Easily the worst on this site that isn't just a blatant troll. Infact, he's probably worse than all of the trolls. Utterly tedious.

I think I'm going to redirect my efforts into making sure Grim O'Grady gets -1000. Now that Kilt's gone, the whole thing seems a little pointless, but I'm going to start red dotting Grim's video highlights in the Lowland League forum and anything else I happen to come across. It's difficult to put my finger on what makes him such an obnoxious poster, but if your house burns down and you still can't garner any real sympathy then you're definitely doing something untoward.

Got this lad in a 10k egg

It's reminiscent of what Traynor came out with in 2012, even before he officially joined the Rangers payroll. He claimed then that diddy fans were holding off from buying season tickets because they'd be less interested if they no longer got to see Rangers. It's apparently possible to come out with utterly unsupportable Shit, yet retain a position of influence. This p***k is really just testing that theory to the limit. God, I despise Neil Doncaster. He represents everything that's wrong with football generally, and Scottish football in particular.

Dundee are holding out for £250,000 IMO.

And in the real world, no one outside of Scotland or Ireland care about Celtic v Rangers games.

Not sure if this is a poor attempt at a wind up or not! The worse thing that could happen is that any potential move is scuppered as another group is undermining the official one. Not withstanding how amateurish it looks, it makes the club look like it's fragile and undeserving of any type of partnership. Don't know you from Adam or whether you work or not, but would you really see no problem in someone coming from another company and suggesting on your behalf without your permission how you should do things? You also point out various moves to other sites as failures on the board's part, when it could be argued that the failure came form the other sides of the tables and the club refused to settle for anything other than the working model they are seeking. Finally, this other group based on previous experience are not fans, they are power hungry whores, who like to get pictured with pink strips, yet are that stupid they cant even bring up there military coup at the right time at an egm. Yeah - no harm at all !

Because he's harmless and never aggressive at all and people are just so harsh to him all the time and get so wound up and he carries on posting the same drivel and signing his name off at every post and it generates even more anger!

I love how much anger Grimbo generates on here.

It's a conveyor belt of utter shite.

I'll stop downvoting Grimbo's posts when it stops being fun to do so or in the more likely scenario of when Dundee win a national cup competition.

'Rangers Seal' asked me to bump this. Here he is sneaking into shot as Stubbs lifts the cup: (ha ha ha, what a sneaky seal) And here he is trying to blend in to the Hibs celebrations: (sneaky, sneaky) He even managed to get onto the open-top bus: (he's lucky The Polar Bear was busy celebrating) By this point, I think it is fair to say that his allegiances changed: (Sealsy! Sealsy!) And finally, here he is sealing the Scottish Cup for the Hibees:

I think it depends on if he can find the right team. His ideal scenario is a club with spare funds takes him on without really expecting him to start well instantly. If a team understand him well and their management buys into the sports science thing and he gets some fitness coaches who train with him daily, I could see there being the potential for him to really take off. It's maybe too late but when you look at him, fitness is his only limiting factor. Even at Dundee, he lacks behind many others in this area (just because he's only been a full-time footballer relatively recently). I honestly don't think there is a more talented natural footballer in the league (we consider it a bad game if he doesn't score a screamer). If a team signs him without really knowing much about him and just throws him straight into the deep end with the expectation of replacing another player, I could see him struggling.

I'll cover this one. People come to p&b to see interesting discussion, funny comments and generally entertaining posts. When you have one poster derailing threads and entire subforums is takes away the whole reason you use the site. You can understand people getting fucked off with someone messing with something they generally enjoy.

Red dotted the highlights and down voted some of the clips on YouTube. All whilst enjoying a nice Sunday jobby.

Buzzing for it

You're a c**t

I watched you lose comprehensively to a poor Utd team. I think your struggle will be worse. He sounds like a part time Gary Harkins tbh.

Pumped off an EPL side, with an £8m striker grabbing a hat trick. Hardly the end of the world.

Won't happen. He's decent enough but too much history and the Derry don't forget. He'd be the replacement for Stewart or Kane and is nowhere near as good as either. His failure to live up to them and ex DAB status would be a potent mix. No thanks.

Surely there's mileage in the Umbongo tune?

Yes but the seethe he creates is hilarious, even what you have just said RG has made me laugh!

Not a bad blog barring the massive error that this is not Rangers returning. They died.

And he obviously has plenty to crow about. Imagine the joy of going from such an inept manager like Locke to where they are now, and what great result holding the Scott McBride inspired Galacticos that are Albion Rovers to a goalless draw at home. Killie are clearly soaring now Locke has gone.

They are worse than fannies - both are tax evading millionaires who think nothing about guilt tripping the general public into parting with their hard earned. Geldoff is the worse of the two IMO as at least Bono would have been a multi millionaire without doing his patronising charity act.

U2 are the most overated big group in modern history.

Bob Geldof thinks you're a c**t

I don't think anybody but plukey wee VLs believed him to be honest. #L4L #MarcJWallace

Mrs Brown's Boys is a pile of cak

My eyes fucking bleed reading the majority of this forum. If it's not continuously shite puns it's attention seeking posts begging for even more attention.

Me either, but then I've never looked at myself through a pair of binoculars.

Chip pan fire 4/5 Bobby S. 2/1 Food poisoning 3/1 Ghostly neighbour 4/1

Jeepers. Random Guy having a pop at posters for attention seeking is akin to Ginkardine taking a swipe at the town drunk.

He's an utter simpleton who underestimated Scottish football from day one and is realising that an English League Two select side won't win the league like he expected. You'll be better off without him

Ok you can claim the simpleton post for yourself just change Stan to Random. G-Bo ETA all the deck chairs eerily just went from the starboard side or the other side by themselves or the wind, could be a rough crossing, I've just had the red bean soup.

We are off G-Bo

Well that's us onboard, safely. See you all in 12 love Grimbo

Where as you my friend get all my attention. G-Bo

Sorry I don't respond to people who are not real attention seekers, so I have no idea what you've typed. G-Bo

A top four finish this season will be fine, our defensive frailties still haven't been addressed. Next year (2017/18) should be a different matter, as the club consolidates its position both on and off the park, and then hopefully onto a much more stable footing. No worries.

Wife or Jacuzzi?

Oh look. Another wee Sheep trolling The Sevco threads. Unprecedented.

We lost a pre season kickaboot against an epl side, it's the end of the world.....