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Is he a top bloke? Does anyone think he will do well for Ayr, and can you rely on him when the going gets tough?

#Pandemonium

Sean Welsh must be shiting himself.

Really looking forward to being in the same league as the Pars next season. Got a lot of good friends at work who support you so the banter will be good. I know Raith are your real derby but at least it's a further decent game for us all to look forward too. Much better to have you in the league than the blue half of the bile brothers that we have gladly got shot of. Roll on 15th October 🖒

She's not your type, sjc. She hasn't got a cock.

To be fair when rUK turns into an economic shambles it should stop any substantial flow of Poles and other economic migrants coming to the UK, which is what it is really all about for the large racist faction within the Leave movement.

Cheers mate. You can barely see the edit. I removed Levein's scruffy beard and gave him a more respectable suit as the original is disrespectful. Let me know what you think mate.

You could be right if it weren't for the fact we aren't all sad as f**k like you, Gav.

Yeah I went for a remapped Octavia VRS, still a bit heavy but quick enough for what I need. I'm now desperate to play with it and upgrade everything, but have nowhere near enough money to do everything I'm planning in one go.

Who is the lucky guy?

Not sure why I'm being dragged in here but I'm (often) a biter so I'll give it a go. If a football club's history is defined by its company registration then we're a new club.

Cool. I just looked up his Reading career in the Sky Sports league book from last season. Southern Irish u19 and u21 cap too. Another Irish lad. We are Padraig Thistle...

^^^ even her email is blocking the philpy dick pic

Just as well I was at work. Perfect opportunity to skive and box one up for you. Made it a wee black and white paper scarf.

Last season, every single forum was complaining about being too one dimensional and only having players who can play inside. This summer, we've signed two players who can naturally play on the wing (as well as even being able to play different positions if needed). Duffy might not be perfect but we do have budget limitations and he's cheap. Is different from our other options. There were quite a few games where Loy and Wighton played out wide last season and weren't getting to play to their strengths. The way I see it, we are equipping ourselves with different ways to play and that was a big weakness at some points last season.

So because we didn't sign McKinnon our 'scouting system' is shite? The fact we've managed to retain our Championship status for 4 seasons would suggest otherwise. You initial point was that any striker will struggle at Dumbarton because we don't create chances. The length of time Nade was here is completely irrelevant. Or the fact he's now left. He scored 7 goals in 12 appearances.

Kasubandi looked rotten for Clydebank, never mind us. It's all academic though, we won't be signing him. I believe we weren't keen on Daz under the Chapman/Adamson routine because he had, had a few brushes with the law...didn't stop them signing Lithgow mind you.

Whatever helps you to sleep at night njord

'This is not what you wanted. Not what you had in mind…'

This, except with Gendry in place of every character.

Astonishing anyone can point at the recovery of the Pound when it's down 14 cents on the Dollar since last week. It's like your house blowing up but finding your toilet is still intact when you clear the rubble. The markets are recovering because the initial shock is over and we are now in a calm period where the markets know nothing will happen until at least September. Politically we may be in an utter shitstorm, but until the Article 50 notification goes in, the clock isn't ticking on our time in the EU. Volatility will return when the negotiations begin and reality dawns.

Your local council plus local churches, libraries, shopping centres and community centres will probably do art classes, toddlers groups, drawing classes, messy kids (they paint with oats, child friendly paints and yoghurts etc) and book groups and the like for free or a very small contribution. They certainly do in West Dunbartonshire. Round here there's a local church toddler group we go to where he does crafts, which is once a week and costs a £1, there's also several Book Bug classes held locally which are council run and free to attend where they read and draw (held in numerous local libraries plus the local shopping centre), plus the messy kids thing is also about a quid, and that's just a few off the top of my head.

It seems the term 'absolute unit' is the now go to phrase when describing footballers who aren't scrawny wee Gauld's.

Was that in The Horseshoe Bar?

Wrestling on the floor with the boy last night and he bit me on the chest, hard. Went to tell him off for taking it too far and that being unacceptable, but before I could get the words out he says "Hhhmmmm, delicious!". Couldn't tell him off for laughing. Creepy wee eejit that he is.

It does if he has to use Rohypnol first.

Top bloke will do well for Ayr good guy to have when the going gets tough

I would like to agree with you but in all seriousness her tits are shite.

Nicholson is a very talented but inconsistent player, it's that simple. If he can gain consistency he'll be very important for us. Nowhere near our best player though.

I totally understand. It's a really great squad and as I've said a hunner times I'm envious. That fucking game... Good luck to you again this season. Enjoy this while it lasts!!! A great level you have reached for being PT. Cant get much better.

Behind the scenes...... football structures and coaching networks/youth set ups etc. You wanted to know about funding..... How do football clubs usually gain funds? Do other teams provide the information you want? (And yes we know there is shortfall due to onerous contracts )

I hope you had a fucking miserable night tbh.

1-1 Hartley out

" You would think that most of this would have been dealt with by now, but hey what happens on the pitch and all the new signings is far more important and yet a fine way to distract the gullible away from the fact that there has been very little news over what is happening behind the scenes or rather very little explaining or detail into what is happenning" Behind the scenes? Check the club website.

Just wasn't a good fit with us. I bear Sutton no animosity.

The guy died. He's as good a faith healer as he was a qb.

I'm struggling for words for that. Absolutely brilliant from start to finish. From the trailer I thought it had the potential to be a bit of a dull episode but every single scene was gripping. So much happened it's hard to take it all in. As soon as Tommen took his crown off but the camera stayed where it was I knew what was coming, but the Arya bit completely took me by surprise. When she started talking about the pie you could see what was about to happen, but the thought of why and that it was Arya never crossed my mind, I even started wondering if it was someone like a sister of Talisa Stark or something. Can't wait to watch it again.

That scene with Tommen was like that scene from the IT Crowd

Definitely - I would refuse to ever do a Skype interview as my instinct reaction to seeing someone on a webcam is to masturbate.

It wasn't posted in 2009 I agree with you in regards to understanding the video. Make cricket and the Duckworth-Lewis method seem sane.

'He'd like to see your energy bill' f**k off you wobbly orange c**t.

They really don't. Thanks for your concern anyway dave. Ya c**t.

"The funny eyes and the fat pal." Sounds like a Quentin Tarantino film starring Uma Thurman and Jonah Hill; a comedic, mismatched crime-stopping partnership.

Why do people stop walking when they get onto an escalator? Does my nut in. They can walk about a shopping centre without any problem at all, but as soon as they get on moving stairs or walkways they seem to lose the power of their legs and just stand there like feckin penguins till they get slid aff at the other end. Up the way of down the way, it's all the bloody same, and it's even worse when, like most of 'em do, they stand there dreaming in the middle and I can't get past 'em. Say "Excuse me" to them and you get a look as if you'd just farted in their shopping bags, and there's little point anyway because there'll be another who's taken root two yards further on, and then another, and so on. Unless you're old, unwell of have mobility issues these things are there to make things slightly easier for you, not to do all the work. It's the pedestrian equivalent of driving too slowly in the outside lane of the dual carriageway, and the guilty parties should be put in stocks outside shopping malls and have rotten tomatoes flung at them. Merry bloody Christmas.