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Don't do it HB, we know their history for paying charities.

Just wait till Jamie sees the jobby in the lavvy.

If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

The_Grass

Ok, let's do this. Apparently you think I'm an idiot. Let's hear your ideas. We can ignore my first two points and just deal with the political reality of a UK or Aussie style gun ban. Design a system in which you can go into the black part of St. Louis and a small white town in Idaho to confiscate their guns. I don't want to hear about the Australian situation where nice Aussies across the whole country lined up politely to turn in their weapons. I want specifics. 1. St. Louis. Remember, large percentages of the black people here hate cops. The rest are scared to cooperate openly with the police. We just had a situation in this city where a cop tried to stop a giant of a man robber minutes after his robbery. The robber punches cop in the face, tries to grab his gun, attempts to run away, and then attempts to charge the cop. The cop shoots said robber as he is sprinting towards said cop. Dozens of people who witness the incident, including people who were mere feet away go on tv and say the cop shot the robber as his hands were up saying don't shoot. Many people repeat these claims under oath in front of a grand jury. No witness speaks in the media with a different story other than the cop. Many other witnesses under oath back up the cops story. All physical evidence backs up the cop. Robber's finger print on gun. Bruising on cops face. The forensics of the shooting shows that the robber is advancing towards the cop with his hands down. This is all announced. Days of riots and looting follow, accompanied by chants of "Who do we want? Darren Wilson! How do we want him? Dead!" Cop loses his dream job and now lives in hiding. Remember, this all happened because a cop shot one black robber who was trying to kill the cop. Radical black nationalists like the Black Panthers and Nation of Islam will pour into any town in which riots start. So, we are going to disarm some of the most violent gangs in the world who inhabit these neighborhoods how? 2. Idaho town. 90% of the people here own guns and consider it an essential right and part of their culture. The local sheriff ran for election on a specific platform of not cooperating with any federal attempt to ban guns. Thousands of heavily armed "patriots" are waiting around the country to head to the first town that the federal cops try to disarm. The state national guard consists of mostly conservative gun owners, so they are useless. The state legislature and governor are making noise about secession if federal agents enter their state. We are going to disarm this town how? Now, let's repeat the process across thousands of communities on a continent sized country with hundreds of millions of people.

Awful.

Lots of Americans complain about Muslims refusing to adapt to the customs and traditions of the country they're living in but when one of them does something as quintessentially American as loading up on Assault rifles and going on a murderous rampage they complain even more. It's just not fair

The battle of the D1M W1T5.

Big Star - September Gurls

Yes he would. Losing Barr, Bene, Toshney, Vaughn or signing a paedo would be worse.

Arab Strap reunion at barras on October 15th. EERMAAAHHGEEERD.

Because I never get to be #ITK and, as it turns out, it's quite the feeling of power. In all seriousness, it's nothing that's actually too groundbreaking, but I can't betray a confidence at this stage. There's a reason they call it silly season.

Can some mod do the right thing and return this idiot to his village, please. #careinthecommunityloyal

Sounds like he'll fit in just fine

Bit of a cult figure at Wimbledon, but mainly for falling over his own feet. Really hard working, fast and very willing but typified by winning the penalty in the League Two playoff final. Cut inside, beat himself and the defender with total miscontrol yet somehow contrived to get fouled. Has been "one for the future" for as long as we had him but he's never reallly looked like he's going to understand a) offside or b) what day it is. Wouldn't really have expected the future to be in the SPL! He's entertaining, that's for sure, and certainly has his impressive moments but please don't be too hard on him when he airkicks from a yard out.

Schawpark , Alloa is decent , one of the best starting and finishing holes ive played, If its Pitfirrane,Dunfermline you are playing i played there open last Saturday, Course is immaculate and very good mix of holes, If you drive well you will shoot a good score, dont drive well you better have plenty balls..

Anderson had posted, on Twitter, something to the effect of being disappointed at how his time at the club ended (I think Beachbum quoted it on here a couple of pages back). Is this what was being referred to? Unless he's publicly said / posted any more than the original comment, it could have a couple of different meanings.... e.g. I'm disappointed my time ended, at the club, with me being released - as opposed to a move to a bigger club / up a league or I'm disappointed my time ended, at the club, with me being left hanging for a bit - especially after not featuring much in the past season. It could be intended or taken either way really depending on context and interpretation. I quite liked him, but he could be a bit hit or miss.

Oh wow, actual news! http://ptfc.co.uk/news/2016-2017/june_2016/thistle_make_first_summer_signing Was offered a contract by Wimbledon but refused, seems well thought of by their fans. Looks a good signing.

Early goal we got Long afternoon they got. Cheers.

It's not so much about guns and more about lasting resentment from the civil war. If Obama promised every household in the US a free million dollars, 30% of the population would vote no. They despise government in any form.

I will happily admit I don't understand the 'pro-gun shit'. I find it impossible to understand why so called rational adults can think that there should be effectively little no control over the ownership of assault rifles. I find it equally impossible to understand why folk can be so blasé about the various atrocities, including Sandy Hook, and fail to make some connection between such atrocities and gun ownership. Maybe it's wrong or simplistic for me to dismiss 50%+ of the U.S. adult population as fucking morons but my lack of understanding leads me to that conclusion. FWIW the attitude of U.S. Citizens to other issues reinforces my opinion of them.

I suppose being part time, we really should have a small squad, quality over quantity, so hopefully wee stee gets it right

The Beach Boys : Help Me Rhonda

Got a new t-shirt.

Joe Cocker - With A Little Help From My Friends

^^^

Jeff Hardy? Oh, you mean Brother Nero!

No chance of that. They are far too Muslimy.

Aye, I saw some of the grief Alan Burrows was getting. I hope he makes good use of the mute function. People actually moaning that the club aren't coming out in the press telling fans who they might be signing. Genuine mentalists whose tiny minds would then implode if we didn't actually sign said players.

The Applejacks - Tell Me When

Her name is gwendoline christie, makes an appearance in star wars

This post is comedy gold. History not your thing?

f**k knows what I'm meant to do all summer now. Was hoping to make it 5 transfer windows on the bounce where the simpletons on WAT and Facebook groups believed we were set to sign the boy.

People (my girlfriend and sons) who try to open the car door before its unlocked. They regularly fail to notice the lack of flashing indicator lights and the noise of the doors unlocking yet they still yank on the handle expecting the door to open.

http://www.raithrovers.net/25269/darren-on-the-road.htm Do you think they know they've used the supporters club badge instead of the actual one?

Graeme Holmes has been named captain for next season. Great choice and well deserved.

1000+ retweets today. Emotions.

BTW best get the fixed rate before the 23rd of this month Interest rates could go change dramatically depending on the result of the #EURef

Michael Marra - Ae Fond Kiss

Edgar Broughton Band - Apache Drop Out

Kidd is not the best defensively but has still improved massively in that aspect over the last season. He likes to get forward and provides a very good outlet down the right flank and delivers a brilliant quality of cross on a regular basis. He tends to stick to the basics rather than launch aimless punts which is a good quality. He is getting better at running with the ball and taking folk on but can still improve slightly on this aspect, especially when cutting inside. Overall I would say he will be a very shrewd signing especially given the fact he has only just turned 21 and will improve even more in time

Well that's consistent with your team on the park.

He's shite. Just send him back and we can forget this ever happened.

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Signed up for this yesterday after a friend mentioned it, we shall see what it brings. I've kept the mile radius to 10 miles which takes me within the Glasgow boundary. I've set the age limit to any age, I feel it would be rude of me to discount some lovely mothers/grandmothers on account of their age.