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What's the point in 'remembering' what happened in WW1 & 2? The point of doing so was surely to make clear that war is dreadful and should only ever be used as a last resort when all other options are exhausted in order to avoid the horrors of it all? Yet today the military is deified and the UK gleefully trots off to conflicts we should have nothing to do with. 'Lest we forget'? We already have. If you're taking a (state endorsed) set time to 'reflect', then you should reflect that sadly those who fought failed in the long run and their memories and efforts have been hijacked.

Remember the days back in 2012, the marches to Hampden, the threats against other clubs, the boasting about walking the lower leagues undefeated, and a cup or 2 along the way. coming back "bigger and better" showing up all the diddy clubs, the boycotts of the SPL even talk of refusing promotion, How Sky will pull out of Scottish football without ra Rangers etc.... I think the seethe from the sevco loyal is because none of these predictions came true, and they've regularly been humiliated on "the journey" and from now until the end of time they'll always be known as Sevco, reminder every single day about this embarrassing on going chapter

No 37 Wunfellaff / Njord Cuntometer Reading - fairly below wisbit 'Drunken Jakeball who lives in a dinghy, he steals bottles of Lidls own brand Baileys ( I believe they are called Ballycastle) then drinks them and goes online and calls me a shitebag. I hope he gets a puncture.' Bobby Skidmarks The repercussions of Stella are there for all to see; believe me - my Mrs knows. But Wunfellaff took things to the next level. He ended up living in a bin! The filthy jakie now posts with numerous aliases on here, whilst making paper mache figures of Bobby Sands from poppies. Fun Fact: Wunfellaff likes to play Polo. He even wore Polo Sport Aftershave back in the 90's before his Mrs cleared his £10k savings and shacked up with a Corporal in the Scots Guards. Despite living in a bin, it has rolled past Celtic Park daily and he has chalked up a couple of games more than Rico. I prefer him to Keithgy though. I don't like Keithgy.

Nah, he's spot on. Nearly every element of this entire story has heaped humiliation on Rangers. It's been wonderful.

Newsflash , this thread is about laughing at the New Rangers, the only people hurting are the Klan who have spent the last 3 years on here stuck on a magic roundabout of denial and tears, with morons like Tedi who have told us all about 100 times how he want be dragged into the "new club old club pish" only to spend the last 3 yeas of his life constantly trying to find new evidence to back up his fairy story...and failing everytime.We could fast forward 5 years on this thread to see everyone laughing at the new Rangers with the usual suspects still quoting judges and teams from Albainia who were liquidated as "proof" and still telling us they don't care!..lol crack on fukwits.

Granny danger is a silly old man

The fact we are still here , history intact really really hurts you doesn't it

"message to Natalie Fitzpatrick.If our British humour and traditions offend you, please feel free to leave." Dressing up like Big Momma from Big Momma's house = British traditions

That's disappointing. Angry Dee4Life is the most entertaining version of him.

I didn't fail my 2nd driving test today! I didn't pass either. Cancelled due to fog.

Spain's nomination deemed the entire poll as a farce. It was pulled to avoid any further embarrassment.

King Crimson - 21st Century Schizoid Man

Yes and we agreed to this after consulting with the appropriate authorities including the refereeing officials. It was agreed we could wear one of our existing blue or red tops - can't off the top of my head recall which but think it was the Blue one which it was felt would be acceptable from a refereeing perspective with shorts and socks being selected to minimise any clash. There was a debate about registering a third kit but don't think we will go down that route. Dunfermline and Cowdenbeath have communicated closely on this.

In tribute to the late, great / attention seeker [delete as appropriate] Mattydfc I have decided to honour the Top 50 Worst Posters thread for this year. Everyone loves a good Panto Villain. Unfortunately this website has none, but it does have its fair share of tossers. PM me your top 5 with reasons why and examples. You all know the drill, but for the benefit of Junior fans who struggle to count their 11 toes, here's how the voting works: 1st place = 5 points 2nd place = 4 points 3rd place= 3 points 4th place = 2 points 5th place = 1 point Winner gets to spend an evening shallow grave digging with WaffenThinMint. Voting closes midnight on Sunday. First two write ups on Monday. Thread Meltdowns so far... 1. The_Kincardine 27/10/2015 2. 8mileBU 28/10/2015 3. Rico 28/10/2015 4. wisbit 29/10/2015 5. BarraJag (29/10/2015) 6. wisbit (30/10/2015) List so far 37. Wunfellaff 38. Granny Danger 39. Spain 40. The OP 41. Patrick Bateman 42. Thundercats LIFETIME TOSSER AWARD - Keithgy 43. H_B 44. Bigmouth Strikes Again 45. CraigKillie 46. The Phoenix 47. booitsme7 48. Throbber 49. GordieBoy80 50. Benentt

"Five days?! But I'm mad now! Oh, I'd kill you if I had my gun...!" "Yeah, well, you don't."

Craig Huston the racist , bigot, sexist , sectarian retard typical Rangers spokesperson really.

Similarly - folk who fire their fog lights on despite it not being a requirement unless it's absolutely 'pee-soupers'!! And even in 'pee-soupers' if I'm right behind you I can fucking see you - all your big red fucking beacon is doing is making it more difficult to see where the f'ck I'm going!! I hate fog lights!! And don't get me fucking started on the front ones!! *goes to sit down*

Only ever seen it used in reference to smack.

Fairport Convention - Walk Awhile

Horse = old fashioned word for heroin.

Kings been playing this "Erroneous Contract" line for 8 month now, why hasn't he took Ashley to court to get it made voidable yet? Spot the difference here, Ashley wants King to shut up about his business, takes him to court gets gagging order. Ashley thinks King has broken the order , takes him to court, no bluff or fannying about straight to court. King thinks Ashley's contract is "erroneous " ...8 months of vilifying him for the klan.

Went into the East Port a few times when Norrie and John Watson ran the place also the other place they had along from the Alhambra (Nicos?).

Well when it's due to be paid, it should be paid and the securities I guess will be returned. Problem is that none of us have enough information available to debate the subject properly.

No, I believe that post is wrong Ken, retail and commercial deals would remain.

Nah he is a typical ****. Taking King's mouthpiece's words and forming into his romanticised notion of how he thinks King is going to run the club. They did the same with Murray, Geen and Whyte. Too trusting or as I like to call it mugs to a man.

I used to frequent the East Port Bar when it was run by Norrie and and a nicer guy you couldn't meet. He had time for everyone. This is a fitting tribute to him.

Have I been promoted?

NOS (used to be Optimus til the sponsor changed) Alive in Lisbon in July was very good 3 years ago. About 110 euro for a 3 day ticket. Obviously getting there is the major expense. Almost guaranteed weather, trains run through the night to get you back to Lisbon (takes about 10-15 minutes on the train from the festival site to central Lisbon), and less c***s in the crowd. this was this year's line up, suppose it depends what you're into music-wise.

Carole King - I Feel The Earth Move

Yeast-er Road was always going to be tricky...

Ben E King - Spanish Harlem

Wait, you're not Weirdcal's wife? Maybe he's just got you earmarked as being the second Mrs De Winter Weirdcal. Call PCCabe if there's any mention of boating trips in his honeymoon posts.

Just thought I'd pop in for my monthly laugh. Nae history, nae trophies and a manager named after a bread.

'VikingTON: Brutal patter and all-round internet bellend and compulsive liar. Also talks complete and utter shite about football.' 8mileBU

Bob Dylan - It's Alright Ma I'm Only Bleeding

Bob Dylan - Don't Think Twice, It's Alright

Is that your writing 8mile? You write like a little bitch.

Have to say its a smart looking top a fitting tribute to Norrie. Remember him starting out with us, he was a forward back then signed by Pat Stanton. Still hard to believe that it is coming up to 20 years since he passed away rememer hearing the news at my work back then, everyone was just stunned.

The situation is not totally without hope, and one pleasing aspect of Saturday was seeing young Lindsay return to action, and looking for the ball and generally finding a team-mate with it, something we have failed to do in midfield recently. Aitken has some calls to make now; Darren Barr is suffering from Ambrose Syndrome whilst Gibson is simply not producing anything in the attacking third of the pitch. Sparky is struggling and Garry looked jaded, whilst Mark Brown has not convinced. So, on the assumption that Saunders injury is not as bad as feared, how about him with Bucky, Wright and Watters across the back in front of Ewings ? Yes, Wright is slow but he reads the game well and his natural left-sided game complements Buchanan position-wise. In midfield I'd opt for Brown, Routledge, Lindsay and Cawley - Kilpatrick still has his admirers, but I've ceased to be one, whilst Gallagher may be better with a spell as an impact sub. Up front I'd pair Brophy with Ross, a guy who has shown some potential, albeit in flashes, or even try Gal in there. It would carry an element of risk certainly, but hoping things turn around with basically the same personnel is now failing us by the week.

You're using Worcestershire in a discussion about correct pronounciation?

The QC and Dougal haven't been on in a while. Are they A. In jail B. On a secret mission for the Rangers Football monitor site C. Had their phones confiscated by their carers D. Trapped doon a well

Hopefully the selfish bitch finds out Widge's travel arrangements before her next attempt.

Always wear a poppy in respect for my Uncle who fought in the war, standing up for what he believed in. Never a day goes by when I don't think of Uncle Wolfgang.

Pretty much everyone involved in the First World War is now dead, so your apparent gesture is by your own terms meaningless. And even if we were to move the goalposts - as the British Legion has done, repeatedly - to the Second World War again few survive. And even those that have survived aren't actually prominent in asking, never mind demanding 'commemoration' of the casualties of the Second World War. Least of all with a poppy which commemorates an entirely different conflict. More of an insult than anything IMO. Anyone serving for a significant period in the military after 1945 has chosen it as their professional occupation, so the term 'selfless' doesn't meaningfully apply. So its safe to say that in terms of 'demonstrating gratitude', poppy commemorations have had their day.

We're becoming more and more like America with this "support our boys" stuff. If we're going to send young guys around the world to shoot at people and get shot at, we should be supporting them when they get back rather than relying on charitable handouts. Football is now infected with this nonsense, giving the usual suspects the opportunity to ram their own particular brand of support or outrage down our throats. Get politics out of football.

My five: 1. 8Mile - I wasn't even going to bother nominating him, as he hasn't been as dreadful lately. Or so I thought. However, the work of fantasy re Rugster and MUSTREPLYTOEVERYTHING sees the toley-throwing buffoon straight in at the top. Being a junior thicko with Rangers as his big team is simply the icing on a frankly terrible cake. 2. WaffenThinMint - I haven't seen as much of his work this year, so he must be confining himself to the Juniors (thankfully). However, he's undoubtedly the creepiest poster on the forum and posts in the style of a greasy, middle-aged man in a bit of a rush to get back down to the basement and torture his trussed-up victim. Also, has a tragic habit of posting made up "inside info" on virtually any given subject. 3. The Kincardine - Clearly a barely-functioning alcoholic who spends his life checking how many people are laughing at Rangers at any given moment (hint - usually a lot). Seems to see himself as some sort of spokesman for P&B's Sevconian support on the basis that he's one of the few that can string a fucking sentence together. Loses further credibility for laughable previous defences of the Orange Order and use of 1950s "weegie" banter such as "Haw!" 4. H_B - An utterly dismal troll, who seems to have been really badly affected by Supras's banning and now goes through spells of spamming the political threads absolutely desperate for an argument with someone, ANYONE. His trolling of Eric Joyce remains his only worthwhile contribution on here, and the bait of the last few months just reeks of desperation. A dreadful poster who wasn't always so. 5. RedRob72 - If you were to sit down and create the archetypal Rangers fan on here, you'd create RedRob - an utterly deferential loser, white van man-type who doesn't like people with Irishy-sound names. There are few more cringeworthy things in life than thick c***s who call you "mate". Terrible.

What if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes? Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime?