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I lent a female colleague my golf umbrella today, so the number of girls I've made wet this summer is -1

That's a cracking read. I think out support are guilty at taking Archie for granted. When you take a step back and look at everything he's achieved, on such limited resources in such a short space of time, it really is remarkable. It's absolutely laughable how the press in this country arse lick the likes of Hartley and McNamara just because of their old firm background, completely ignoring the likes of Archie and Tommy Wright who continue to improve their respective squads despite annual cuts to their budgets. It's also refreshing to see a Thistle manager refusing to accept mediocrity and looking for new, innovative ways to improve our quality and professionalism right across the club. It's a far cry from the days of Campbell, McVey, McLeod etc

I think the starting 11 is weaker, but the squad depth is now stronger. I think it should be pointed out though, that yes we've won 4 from 4, but we've played 2 lower league sides and the 2 teams we expect to be relegation fodder. Reaching the playoffs again would be a very good achievement.

After I quit the league as the 4 time champion?

The previous owner traded your first rounder plus Adams away for Gio.

Good luck to the players that have left but in my opinion the players brought in make the squad stronger.

I'm sitting up a hill overlooking stac pollaidgh, with the midges going 'tits'. My problem is, I've procured an expensive bottle of Scottish gin in case there is a mosquito on holiday, and I don't know how much tonic water to add to ensure safety?

My daughter just got engaged

I think we've both seen the same 35mm movie.

Redhead could rub the voltarol in to relax him, then Slippy could finish him off...With the pillow.

How do Pat Bonner still get a job? He's literally not named a single Caley player, instead just saying "Caley player"

Pink Floyd : Set The Controls For The Start Of The Sun

Sleep with 3 pillows in the shape of an A.

Did anyone bother trying to see the Perseid Meteors this week? I managed to catch a couple of photos such as the one below.

You are correct it was never a bidding war, As the rangers don't have the money to be in one. It would also appear that Hibs wouldn't give the rangers a credit line (I wonder why?). Glib and shameless will have to "over invest" elsewhere.

I'm extremely hungover today and I've even got the cold, still absolutely cannot wait to get to the pub for 11 though seeing as it's Derby Day. Best day of the year, a lot of my mates are away to Ibiza today and I genuinely hand on heart would rather be going to Montrose away... I'll be gutted tomorrow though mind you and for the rest of the week.

Archie and Shaggy are the perfect fit for our club at the moment. I can't think of a management team in Scotland that I'd rather have.

Agreed. He and Paterson understand the club and the needs. He is just heavily constrained in regards finance and therefore resources.

I stumbled across Sid Vicious' version of My Way today on YouTube. It's certainly something.

Had a brilliant day with Benjamin yesterday,picked him up at 10am and took him back at 4pm,he was smiling and just a happy wee man all day.

I have an internal job interview on Monday, I took today off work to research and prepare for it and I've sat in my skegs all day watching episodes of Pawn Stars on Discovery and drinking wine. I have a slight feeling, that the programme might be scripted. Just slight though. Didn't want that job anyway.

Easy there, Jamie. Some people may find this tweet offensive.

Julie Driscoll Brian Auger And The Trinity : This Wheel's On Fire

1st bet365 offer of the season for the man city v Chelsea game in Sunday.

Johnny is a legend, RR1873 - 2012

Just recorded the bands first song and I'm pleased as punch. Have a listen if you get a minute lads

This winds me up too, not the Facebook post, but your picture. Too many folk posting insults over a picture from Still Game/Kevin Bridges and it's the wrong person or even worse, they didn't even say it.

There's plenty of sound posters, tbf. It's simply a case of trying to troll the life out of the most seething ones.

Sounds like a mix of all of their previous songs put together.

Not for men, I wouldn't say - you'd be able to wear tight shorts in the pool then pull on a top when you get out into T1. They're pretty much a must for women, though!! Socks - I did a novice distance one on Sunday. It was only 400m swim, 16km cycle and 3km run. I did it more to try out the transitions before doing a sprint distance next season. Who knows, I might manage a standard/olympic distance at some point. Reporting a 5 mile run this evening. Didn't get out until 9pm. There were bats all over the place.

This should read 88's

It's the big ovens, isn't it?

New album coming out 25th September: Here's a tune for you.

That Cammy Bell punch was like my auld Maw trying to fight off an angry dive-bombing seagull.

Honestly don't care

I'm having a Sol, they're gash.

And that's a crawling brown nosing one ^.

Yeah, you'd have thought so, wouldn't you? However, with the threats of Civil Unrest, Armageddon, arson and physical violence flying thick and fast, the "Authorities" - including Campbell "EBT" Ogilvie, decided to bottle it. The people in charge of our Game, rather than defend it from wrongdoing, colluded with each other and their Media friends to preserve the status quo. Your new club owes its existence to an atmosphere fuelled by fear and greed. Even the rangers' fans admit to the horsetrading and jiggery-pokery needed to give them something to watch - oftentimes in a "Ha, we can do what we want!" tone, as if they are proud of the whole episode. This simply reinforces what many of us were, pre-liquidation, prepared to accept was an exaggerated stereotype. Inadequate scum, who need to have something successful to point at to "prove" their superiority. Even if that success was gained through cheating, and led to the cheats receiving their justified come-uppance.

Normans just upset about his team dropping two points last night, just laugh at the dick.

^^^^^ Obsessed.