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Oh no. Benny doesn't believe me. How will I ever sleep at night if such a paragon or virtue questions my honour? You know what? I think I'll be fine.

At least it looks like they got Ally's brass neck correct.

Sums it up right now. Momentum is definitely with Yes.

There are some butchers and shops that sell it in a round shape just to f**k with peoples heads b*****ds

I'm just out of a meeting, generally most people in my office finish about half four. Some finance middle-management dork was asked to provide some figures, his real-life, actual response was "I've got to go and pick up the kids, so if you don't mind we'll just park that for now and review it when the sun comes out". WHAT??? That might be the worst thing I have ever heard in my entire life. I'm the furthest away from a violent or angry man you'll ever meet, but I genuinely wanted to staple this gorps throat shut. What is wrong with these c***s?

I finally think this could just happen lads. Lets get this over the line and take our decisions.

That's why the loan system is fucked up - we won't play you but if you don't mind helping us whilst you play for your new teams that would be grand oh and you can't play in the big games against us. If you let a player go to another team then that should be it, they play against you and only do the best they can for the club they are playing for.

Training will be a hoot. If it is1949 and everyone is still using the WM formation. It wouldn't be a hoot for poor Saunders or Latouchent [or Fenlon], who will have to carry the half-time oranges.

50/50 Not really. 30/50. Hiya Cardinal, hiya pal!

And we're the Hamilton Accies: do the unthinkable and succeed following the win despite universal claims that we have no chance of doing well and will be a disaster straight from the start.

Lorne. The first thing an iScotland should do is stick the naming of this into any constitution to settle the argument ahead of any side issue about public ownership of the NHS.

"Headcount". Formerly known as "staff". "We need more headcount for this department." f**k off

We train??

The Moody Blues- Go Now

I was howling with laughter earlier at Bingo's posting of the above. Mrs. P. thought I was having some kind of fit...... WTF are Sevco thinking by allowing such absolute tat to be sold ? How low can they go, how desperate must they be ? Jim Baxter is doing a passable impersonation of Abraham Lincoln, Fat Salary's face has been assembled from the dregs of the bargain box in a vegetable shop and Davie Cooper has transmogrified into Edward G. Robinson. Joke club.

People that post things like "f**k the haters" as if they're some sort of celebrity.

Monday. We'll call it Thursday night before kick off. Hopefully we finish tonight.

It's uncanny how realistic they are.. borrowed from Follow follow

Cena holding the sign from a fan the wrong way round at the end of the show C

Bill Withers - Lean on me

The images are nothing like the people they're supposed to be. Who are these people? We demand to know!!!

Genuinely just saw someone with a name 'David Wee Soldiersdad Watson' as his facebook name. Oh lordy.

Would love it if the job went to Johann de Kock. From one p***k to another.

No, that's Derek McInnes.

Yo Rovers - glad you seem to have learned from your recent footballing lesson at East End. I'm sure it will have been well covered on here but if you've not got a copy of "Unthinkable" then you are missing out. It really is a decent read - coming from a non-Rovers fan's perspective it's a cracking behind-the-scenes tale of the unlikely rise to prominence of a wee team. The input of all the players and coaches lifts the lid on so much stuff that fans don't normally see. If, like me, you've endured boring club history books and have been put off then fear not - I've found it quite hard to put down. I've just got a couple of chapters left and I have a feeling I know how how it's going to end!

6pm.

Planning on going to the development game tonight. There will be others doing live updates on Twitter, so it seems, so I'll focus just on what Latouchent can do and put a post here tonight. It should be the first game I've seen him start.

Be prepared for 2 weeks of intense lies, smearing and scaremongering. The dying spasms of a rotten campaign.

I didn't know Baxter was in Tango and Cash

the librarian is actually a chicken, and says "book, book, book, book".....

They must be skinto peddling this pish What the actual feck? They are 'free' but even then that is overpriced.

Aye Johnny cooking the books at Ibrokes has become a world renowned course.

Actually, my favourite football comparison would be with Hibs last year: seemingly coasting despite being rank-rotten, only for the unthinkable to happen in the closing stages and for them to be facing the actual prospect of disaster.

This may well be myth but there's this idea that a Jewish man's morning prayer goes long the lines of, "Blessed art thou, O Lord our God, King of the universe, who hast not made me a woman." Now while I eschew misogyny and discrimination I do wake up with a smile each day and think, despite the vicissitudes of the past few years, "Thank f**k I am neither a Plastic nor a Diddy".

John McVeigh is a tit ...still works.

Never witnessed so much hostility/acrimony aimed towards one young, admittedly immature player before. Seems like a lot of people want to see him fail. He's far from the only egocentric footballer who has an inflated sense of his own worth. Hope he settles down, gets his head screwed on, works hard, fulfils his undoubted potential and surprises everyone by becoming an asset to the Scottish national team in the future (let's face it, the chances of him electing for Somalia are slim and the rumours that he has turned his back on Scotland are just that.... rumours).

I missed it. I don't know how. I specifically looked for it during the 20th and 12th minutes.

Just occurred to me that they might really mean, "like I could care less", but the first word has been dropped over time. So, it'd be a sarcastic version of our phrase. I'd do more research, but I could care less.

My gripe is after paying for fuel etc. Please feel free to leave pump. Asap. Do not apply lipstick. Do not muck about with wallet and cards. Do not start a three course meal. Please leave the area.

It used to be Lovefilm Instant but they re-vamped and called themselves Amazon Prime. Or to put it another way, it's another Netflix! I have both and I would say I've probably watched more things on Prime than Netflix. It depends what type of programmes and films you like of course but it's decent value at £5.99 a month. You also have the option of buying films or boxsets for a small fee; the ones not included in the Prime package. Something I can't recall Netflix doing, although I've not been on for a while so maybe they do!

Bit shite that all these apps require Facebook. Nae wee dirty for me :sad:

Because it's full of slavering morons who struggle with basic grammar like the use of question marks.

"action that"

Oh aye.....

Aye the nurse practitioner said that if I took two of them at a time, I'd likely get bunged up. He said that warm water should help if that's the case.

He usually does, either by getting himself sent off or by crippling an opponent. He's a dirty, sleekit wee basturt of a player and wouldn't mind seeing someone give the fecker a dose of his own medicine.

What's probably most interesting is this :- "made particular progress amongst the less well-off C2DE social groups, at whom much of its campaigning has been targeted in recent weeks" This really should be Yes's focus. Obviously it's no surprise that amongst the wealthier, more educated demographics, they are going to lose. But amongst the less savvy, wealthy and educated elements of society, they can hoover up some votes.