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  1. "Naw...when did this happen?" Cue buns smashing in their own telly
    8 points
  2. Every time I read: Date of Incorporation 29/5/12 it brightens up my day.
    5 points
  3. I actually pity you that you don't see what's wrong half the time. AWRA alias creation procedure: 1. Add three tablespoons of Whataboutery to a large pan. 2. Break in two doses of Triumphalism. 3. Stir frantically for two minutes, then sprinkle in a healthy dose of Casual Racism. 4. Do NOT add any self awareness - it will spoil the dish entirely. 5. Garnish with Still Living With Mum. 6. Create new email, alias, and fake IP address. 7. Login, make 20 posts in first hour. Make sure all posts are in bad taste. 8. Say something especially stupid. Get banned. Go back to step 1 (unless Mum has shouted you down for dinner).
    4 points
  4. Chick Young and the one foot in the grave guy? Are you my long lost twin?
    2 points
  5. Just for future reference, you are a jobby.
    2 points
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  7. Buy a new chain, wipe it down after every cycle and give it a proper clean once a week. WD40 is a decent degreaser but foaming chain cleaner is much better. Once it is sparkling and new let it dry out completely and apply a thin coating of lubricant. You'd be best using wet lube right now but you can get a more thicker and waxy lube for the drier months. You can buy mechanical chain cleaners but I find that steel wool or oven scourers are far better for cleaning off the crud. Usually once I have the chain sparkling I rinse any detergents off with cold water and spray WD40 into all of the links, this forces out any water/soap which can cause it to rust. At all costs avoid getting WD40 into the bearings on your cassette as it will also clear out all of the grease inside, and you'll end up with metal grinding on metal.
    1 point
  8. Blondie - (I'm Always Touched By Your) Presence , Dear
    1 point
  9. Transgender, raped by a man then decided to be a lesbian, she likes her cake that much she eats it.
    1 point
  10. Surprised the Hillsborough family support group haven't made a statement yet
    1 point
  11. It's a dressing room, what do you expect to be in it?
    1 point
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  13. Badfinger - Day After Day
    1 point
  14. Grant Adam, Airdrie keeper and alleged Sevco fifth columnist gave away a penalty after 100 seconds last night. Here's his attempt at saving it. Is it just me or does he dive to his left about 5 secs. before Elbows actually kicks the ball ? [yt] [/yt]
    1 point
  15. If you keep the sound off, it looks like the start of the Muppets Show.
    1 point
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  17. Dead Kennedys - Police Truck
    1 point
  18. Not wishing to detract from the fine video posted by MikeyWellFan above but had to post this pic............ No pies, no bubbly................ ...............and for God's sake, just how sparse is that room ? Looks like they've sold everything that can't be nailed down. Ah, well, it'll be a good week for the Sevcoists.....League 1 title in the bag, TGASL flying in on a Kofi Annan stylee mercy mission, Alastair announcing his intention to stay on for another year...........it's all good down Govan way............ Isn't it ?????????
    1 point
  19. I've extended the rosters to 30 now to fix the problem of not being able to trade all draft picks. Rosters need to be down to 25 (as they are now) by draft day (date TBD). If not, I'll cut players myself. I've also sorted out the free agency after a lot of tinkering. You can now claim players, but like the regular season, there will be blind bidding. Highest bid wins. Every team has $100 to use and this will be reset at the start of the season. Any questions?
    1 point
  20. Typical female logic. I know a joiner on a new build site who intimated to the site manager that he was thinking of buying one of the £250k+ houses on the site; the bosses reply was "Don't, they're shit". These new builds all look the part on the outside but they're mostly flimsy, paper thin construction on the inside. I think the best thing for you to do is to take her to the side and kick her in the pie.
    1 point
  21. Running for a longer time at a slightly slower pace causes various physiological changes in your body that running faster won't. All good training plans will be made up of runs of varying distances, paces and intensities because they all have different benefits. It's also good mentally because once you've ran 16k a few times you'll start viewing 10k as a relatively short run. Use the shorter runs in the program as the workouts to increase speed and the longer ones as ways to increase stamina.
    1 point
  22. No, but taking the piss out of conspiracy theorists who scream "false flag" at every major news event is funny.
    1 point
  23. I pretty much walked out on a job after I finished my apprenticeship. Put myself through night school and did extra work and my reward for this was a year spent doing exactly the same thing I was doing before and I just thought what was the point of the last four years. Got a break though spoke to my neighbour and she recommended me for a place at college and she had contacts there. Having gone through, and still going through, some sort of depression and lack of confidence the best advice I can give is to somehow push yourself and do something, anything. Employers seemed fine when I explained why I left that company. Only one had a problem with it and it was because the wanted someone without ambition who they could just exploit. Recently started reading up a lot on depression and trying to figure out where things went wrong for me. I was confident and popular through school and reckon my life definitely took a turn for the worse when I met a group of so called friends. Couldn't see it at the time but most of them came from broken homes or had issues and they probably were jealous of me and my situation at home. My Mum and Dad and teachers all told me they were idiots but for whatever reason I ignored them, I actually think they weren't ever actual friends as it seemed to all be one way. When I stopped coming out it was just a gradual thing, not every week night, just the weekends, once a week. I kind of knew that I had stopped liking them and started convincing myself that by working all the hours going or getting a hobby interest that took over my time I would be ok. I just wish that I could have reached out and got help or spoken about it to parents or someone but I felt they would have just said 'i told you so'. Which they wouldn't. Over thirty it is quite hard to make new friends and don't feel like going out on your own. The thing that annoys me the most is when you get asked at work what you did at the weekend and you wish you could just tell them what is really going on. To me going out on the piss for three days is a waste of a weekend but seems to be the accepted 'norm'. Pretty sure colleagues think I'm weird because of this and they like to ask leading questions about girlfriends etc. I don't lie about it but maybe one day I will tell them how hard it is for me to find one being out of the social loop and not drinking etc. It's quite unbelievable how much mental issues are stigmatized and poked fun at. You wouldn't ask a colleague in a wheelchair why they weren't out doing the marathon but because I don't have any signs of depression physically you have to put up with this BS. It used to be just going to the shops was an ordeal or any social occasion, it's really not easy but it's just all about confidence really. Realizing that loud or obnoxious people are just more insecure than me probably is a start, I need to start fighting back against assholes.
    1 point
  24. McCoist says it was a " brave decision " by the referee yesterday. Naw ye fanny bigot, it was a smart decision just to keep his house windaes safe. THE NEWCUNTO F*CKWITS
    1 point
  25. Even if we had Lionel Messi and Luis Suarez turning out for us all you old boys would still claim that they couldn't lace the boots of old Cruncher McKay, One Eyed Jimmy and Biscuit Barrell Broon. Get yourself down and see what all the fuss is about! Best team we've had in decades playing in modern facilities perfectly suited to the clubs needs.
    1 point
  26. He's a cyborg so yeah, he's part alien, part droid. IIRC there's two reasons: 1) The technology used to create the cyborg wasn't advanced enough to fully support his lungs - an interesting precursor to Darth Vader and the "scuba" breathing sound - giving him a cough. 2) In the cartoon, Mace Windu attacks him and damages his exposed organs thus exacerbating his "cough". Fun fact: The cough actually belongs to George Lucas. Reading that over, I'm really fucking sad.
    1 point
  27. A typical conversation with KeeperDee.
    1 point
  28. No it isn't. You are using your illness as an excuse to get offended by everything.
    1 point
  29. Poor wee Awra, whilst his new club sit dying. He creates another alias on a football forum, because he just wanted to come back to tell everyone how much he doesn't care. Heard it all before. The grand kids will be proud, when they ask what he did to try and save his club..,, f**k all, he sat on an Internet forum spouting racism and bigotry and getting ridiculed by everyone around him. Even his fellow orcs can't back him. What a fuckin irrelevance you are.
    0 points
  30. Cause it's not like you could fully appreciate the misfortune at having to once again either having to increase a dosage of a rather not very pleasant combo of psychiatric drugs or add a new one into the combo all together. I'm going to be like this for life and you feel you have the right to call it out as melodrama? f**k you. Idiot.
    -1 points
  31. Getting called an attention seeker when that's not really the case is rather offensive; especially when you take the nature of the matter into consideration.
    -1 points
  32. shamelessly stolen from mikey well fan
    -1 points
  33. Nice to see a manager showing other teams respect, very refreshing.
    -1 points
  34. Still posting 6 hours after saying you'd stop posting? You need this forum like oxygen you fucking no-mark
    -1 points
  35. “@gerrymcculloch1: Ally McCoist says he would like to strengthen rangers squad with the Scottish Premiership in mind. #SSN”
    -1 points
  36. So many sad, obsessed individuals on here.
    -1 points
  37. so many glory hunting numpties
    -1 points
  38. I don't know why but that picture of the queen in their dressing room might be one of the most surreal things I have ever seen.
    -1 points
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