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Don't worry, they'll get a new one & call it 'the rangers the team the bus' or something, then claim it's the same bus & nothing happened.

It's always good to beat them, and it's always shite to lose to them. What are you struggling with?

Who's off again? There is quite rightly a positive feeling amongst Morton support just now. A few weeks ago we feared the worst for this season having lost the spine of our team from last season, now we've replaced them with some very promising, young players, beaten our closest rivals, have the possibility of more than one promotion place to chase through play offs, have a youth academy producing players of promise for the first time in 15 (?) years and have just found out that IF we win promotion the club won't have to break the bank to continue to play games at our much loved home ground. So yeah, fucking right there's a good feeling at Cappielow.

Pedantic Intrusions Stifle Sarcasm On Football Forum (yeah, but 'fair cop' to the spelling police. must try harder)

Lynard Skynard - Sweet Home Alabama

you weren't anywhere near a bus garage last night, Vicky?

Insurance job?

Grammar And Spelling Police investigate.

Undertones - Here Comes The Summer

The desire to tell folk how little we care comes as a direct result of supporters of other clubs continuously going on about how much they hate Cappielow. What are you actually seeking to achieve? Sympathy? Apologies? Us to lobby the club about something we've also been subject to in low key friendlies when our own fans' complaints have fallen on deaf ears? There comes a point that if you hate something that much you have to take decisive action. Moaning on Pie and Bovril isn't decisive action though. I know the stewards at Firhill are tadgers, I know the stand at Dundee is crap, I know the view at Cowdenbeath is grim, I know the catering at Livingston is overpriced, I know I'm not welcome in the bar at Falkirk and I know that the atmosphere at Raith is terrible. However, I don't feel the need to constantly troll the threads of those clubs fans seeking sympathy from them for my ordeal. I've got the choice of whether to go or not and choose to go. That's my choice and if I want to go to these places and am not happy I know that I made the conscious decision to be treated poorly. The decisive action I take is by refusing to give anymore money than is absolutely necessary. If you're unhappy, as you certainly appear to be, then feel free to either complain to Morton, limit your spending at Cappielow or boycott. Regardless of how much you want us to miss you, only a mass boycott will affect our club so we won't really care about it any more than we care about how much an Annan fans hates going to Albion Rovers.

Get involved in these daft squabbles. We all know that the likelihood is that some financial settlement has been reached. We don't know this for sure of course and we've no idea what sums might be involved. However, you wish to have a fight over the self-evident absence of conclusive proof. It's daft.

Pathetic. Kind of thing the bhigots or Sevco scum do in each others middens.

Aye, she does. She spends half her time hanging around with me, it'd take a lot more than her own name on a pair of gutties to embarrass her!

I seen the lot of them head down at half time. Didnae realise it was to vandalise the toilets. Pretty petty.

Barry Blue- Dancin On A Saturday Night

Not to mention the overpowering smell and paddle in the old stand pish house....ah the old Starks Park....rancid pish and winter green i remember it well....then the walk up to the ice cream van and the smell of boiling oinions and burgers....yes boiled yung uns, boiled burgers......Burgers oot a tin mmmmmmm... P.S. Going to Greenock brings those memories flooding back.

Everyone should have a litle optimism before a ball is kicked. It's what this time of the year's all about

Oh, it's such a perfect day. I'm glad I spent it with you...

The Beatles - Eleanor Rigby

Hee hee

Heart - Barracuda

Yes - Owner Of A Lonely Heart

This was on the 'most embarrassing thing' thread but I think it should have been posted here. Aberdeen Bud on 20 Jul 2013 - 11.10 said: Make no mistake, social unrest was indeed a clear & present danger and rightly or wrongly, one which entered the thoughts of the Scottish Government & the SFA. Apache Don says: Correct. There were two major issues, that were considered when the authorities had their pow wow on how to handle the Rangers crisis, that would not have been considered, had the club in crisis, been a 'diddy club'. 1) The impact on the Scottish game ie 'The Armageddon Factor'. 2) The perceived potential for social unrest. I've bolded the word perceived, as it doesn't really matter, whether any of us believe or not that there was any likelihood of social unrest. Just as we (the fans of other clubs) chose to dismiss the first issue, I think it is fair to say, that we would have told our Chairmen to ignore the second issue. It is however,a fact that the authorities believed the threat of these issues to be high enough, for them to make sure, that there was a team playing in blue, out of Ibrox called Rangers. Most of us 'diddy club' fans would prefer that the SFA had come out and made it clear, that the club currently playing at Ibrox, is not - in any shape or form - the same club that played there for 140 (or would that be 139)yrs. So far, they have not done so, although I and many others believe they should. Article 12 of the uefa rule book, clearly states that 'a club shall not be entitled to apply for licence to play in UEFA comps, until they have held a licence with a member association, for at least 3x consecutive years.' This is the reason that, if Rangers International were to win The Scottish Cup this season, they would not be granted admission to next season's Europa league. It is not solely, because there has been a change to the club's legal status, although obviously this has changed. However, it is clear that UEFA doesn't consider that the club has met the above entry criteria and therefore, is considered to be a new club (less than 3x yrs old). Glasgow Rangers FC or even The Glasgow Rangers FC, some years ago, changed it's legal entity, by the process of incorporation and became a Private Limited Company limited by shares. ie 'Glasgow Rangers FC Ltd'. This change of Company structure or legal entity, had no impact at all on the right of the club, to participate in UEFA comp. Some years later, the board - or rather David Murray - decided to float the club/company on the stock exchange (to raise capital) and so, the club's legal entity was changed again, this time to a Public Limited Company (PLC) and so I believe, we had Rangers Football Club PLC (Please forgive me, if the names are not accurate and don't get hung up on it, if they are not, as that is not the point). Anyway, another change of legal entity for the company and again, no impact on it's right to participate in UEFA comps. So, what is the difference of this last (2012) legal entity change, that has led to the club being excluded from UEFA comps? I refer you to paragraph 4 of this post, citing Article12 of UEFA handbook. I personally think the new name 'Rangers International', has a modern and inclusive feel and that all fans of all clubs, should embrace it. I have and look forward to the first ever encounter between:- Aberdeen and Rangers Inter.

Feeling Great!!

Sweet - Wig Wam Bam

Another crushing victory for the world's most successful extinct club. Worried About Transport Pyrotechnics?

When Arsonists Torch Premesis

My guess is Kate Nash with foundations. (She's English like)

Was it this?

Christie - Yellow River

Skink Anansie - Weak

John Lee Hooker - I'm In The Mood

Funny how bus depots all over the West Coast have this amazing propensity to catch fire.

Professional bullshitter by the sounds of it.

The Band - The Weight

I am going out for a major bevvy session today. On my way home I am going to go to the house where Tiger Woods is staying, then I am going to ring his doorbell and run away.

Greg Kihn Band - The Breakup Song (They Don't Write 'Em)

Let's not be too hasty, A. I'm free this weekend

Over ice.

Sunburn Man is Scotlands verra ain superhero.

Is that like Bible John?

I knew Shaun Pollock and Graham Napier (earlier this year) have done it in domestic one day cricket but http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/pollock-takes-four-wickets-in-four-balls-1307035.html shows you're going back to 1972 for the last time in a first class game. As an aside, is there a reason you have to post the whole link now rather than being able to attach it to a word?

I'm on holiday tomorrow anyway but I'd rather set fire to a tenner than give it to Dunfermline.

Hmm... These bigoted Tedi's and Benny's sure do cry very often at the truth being posted about their old and new clubs. Very easily upset sensitive bigots they are. Whatever happened to the old "No one likes us, we don't care" bigot chant?

Requisition! Nobody was expecting that.

Who the hypocrictical bigots are is all in the eye of the beholder.

Good deal, IMO. Shame it's a visual glitch.

For 'banged' please read 'showed her a spreadsheet about Rangers'.

http://rangers.co.uk/news/headlines/item/4330-new-coach-for-gers I hope Celtic don't die chasing the dream of owning a world class bus

Fucking love this song. I do feel slight pangs of guilt about it though, because I generally loathe this type of shit.