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Get stuffed, you condescending chimp. We're not 'helping' you: many of us despise you glory hunters just as much as we do the other arse-cheek.

Lexi Collector

The word "dece"

Fountains Of Wayne - Stacy's Mom

Ball so hard, that shit dece. What she order? Fish finger piece.

I've produced t-shirts for the first 18 members. I'd suggest getting one size larger than your usual. (Not my tats in the photo, prefer the clean natch look but each to their own).

No you didn't. You impiled that this was all about the OF fans attacking each other and that we just piped up at time to "help" you. It's to profoundly misunderstand and misrepresent what this wonderful thread's been about. Much of what we diddies dislike about Rangers is also in place at your club. In attacking Rangers, we're not in league with Celtic, not for a minute. Don't ever think we are.

Bryan Adams - Summer Of 69

Excellent post. I am sure Ally is not a bad person and would never abuse his position and reputation just for a free holiday, or one paid for by a charity. Especially by exploiting Rangers fans by asking for their hard earned cash.(best leaving that to those have been, are, or would like to be on the board of rangers). Ideally Ally just makes a statement that explains the financial arrangements for the trip for his son and himself. And then we can all "move on".

The old football club stank to high heaven of corruption, bigotry and dodgy dealings. The new club was meant to be a fresh start, sadly this opportunity has not been taken. Fans of the new club have been charged for bigoted chanting and their has been more corruption and dodgy deals in one season at this club to last every club in the nation a life time. It stinks, the whole place stinks. What a horrible affliction it must be to support such a sickening putrid club, i genuinely feel sorry for their ( very few ) decent fans.

.....and The Celtic of course. Don't forget your 'Brother From Another Mother' Kincardine :: The statement you make is a long held belief of all Uber Diddies like myself of course. A belief that has been proven to be more accurate in real life than any diddies' nightmare could conjure up. The real big question for us now is: Now that the Scottish Game, via its own organisational incompetence, has declared itself publicly as playing with loaded dice, what now? The game's broken....no amount of restructuring is going to disguise that fact. You must be so happy.

Andrew Gold - Never Let Her Slip Away

Because of the upturn in the use of "dece" and "bants" by the Livi-Trolls, I've started mentioning it normal life. Yesterday I told my girlfriend she was "dece bants", to which she thought I was being sarcastic, once she stopped shouting I asked if she could still see me through the tears of seethe. This site does bad things to the vocabulary

Joe: How did you like that movie? John: It was dece Anna's burritos are dece C. Wen.: Yo how was that blunt I rolled? Joe: It was dece. haha last night was such a dece night A) #1:What did you think of that concert last night? #2:It was dece B) #1:WOW, that girl is smokin'! #2: Yeah, she's real dece. C) #1:You guys lost pretty bad in that game last night. #2:Yeah, we got dece raped. D) #1:I want to ask her out, her bod is real dece prime. E) #1:I dece want to go to that party tonight 1: Man 1: Did you see that female that just walked by? Man 2: dece Man 1: very dece 2: Swans A: What kind of beer is that? Swans B: Ah, a PBR. Swans A: Ah, dece. Share your dece moments.

Wtf is going on in here? It's like a episode of River City.

You're using the term 'table leg' in insult. Table legs support, can you remind everyone here who supported you when throughout high school when your dad was in jail? Can you concentrate time on the role of your dead step-sister and your junkie c**t mum. It's little wonder you were chased, and chased and you will never be welcome back tae fauldhouse Jason.

Did Scotland not play a friendly in Chile in the stadium where the massacre took place? 1978 World Cup preparations??

Rod Stewart - Mandolin Wind

Jimi Hendrix Experience - The Wind Cries Mary

at the cheeks taking sides in an international friendly.

Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire

What school was that, then?

Amy Winehouse - Love Is A Losing Game

I've taken all your well thought out ideas and siphoned off the ones that aren't too practical. Sorry, doulikefish, I had to leave yours to one side. It just wasn't practical. I've set the house on fire after smearing some cats in shite and letting them run about a bit. I'll see how it smells in the morning.

Hmmm, well why did the RIC waltz into Croke Park in 'one' of the earlier Bloody Sundays and let rip at the crowd ? Cos they were there to watch the (gaelic) footie? No because of their implied politics. The wide-o Cairo Gang had been killed earlier that day and the RIC took a political revenge. At a football ground.

The only political gatherings of that size tended to be at places like Nuremberg. Gatherings of like-minded folk took place, and have always taken place, in a variety of venues, football stadia being one. To suggest that football matches are political events is one hell of a reach - the vast majority of attendees would be there to, er, watch the football. Unless you reckon Kier Hardie came to his Socialist maturity while watching Hamilton grinding out a 0-0 draw against Falkirk, of course. As for the regular forced oppression of those who challenge the current political powers - I think you'll find that many of us in the TU movement continue to do so to this day, despite the Executive and Judiciary colluding in an ongoing attempt to silence us - with no regard to a person's age, nationality, colour, gender or sexual orientation, never mind what school they went to. Unlawful Assembly is one of their preferred methods of control, but Contempt of Court is the current favourite in my Union's case. Riot Act? pfft!

Absolute nonsense, Wunf. Church halls, village halls, public parks, town centre squares... All used for organised political gatherings. I'm glad of the quotes on 'political', mind - if you think your wee parochial squabble has anything to do with politics, then you're clearly as deluded as your blue counterparts.

Donna Summer - I Feel Love

Our dignity is more important than league standing

Just discovered that the Aberdeen CAMRA Beer Festival starts at Pittodrie tomorrow. Ya dancer. I usually attend this every year but it's somehow totally bypassed me until now.

That was my first thought. I'm looking for outside the box thinking here.

It is atsonishing. They should be thankful that they even have a team to watch yet all we hear is how it's not their fault and how everybody is against them. It really is tiresome.

Those two parasites are well suited.

Supras

What a bunch of cheating scumbags. I'm glad they died.

Just PM'd you my profile. Feel free to have a look and give me an add - can be hard to build up contacts initially. Good luck with your search.

More Dodgy happenings involving Fat Sally the Charity Foundation; Ally McCoist has embarked upon a £10k fundraising campaign for the Rangers Charity Foundation. Good stuff! He is aiming to achieve this by navigating some white water rapids in Idaho (the River Salmon) with a team of Rangers Charity Foundation supporters. My interest in this was piqued a couple of weeks ago when I noticed that he had only raised £219. I therefore raised awareness of the event in my blog and subsequently on twitter (I am not claiming credit here for now getting him to the £8,000 he has currently raised). What I found particularly strange was that the target seemed so low. Mr McCoist is a wealthy man through his footballing and media endeavours as are many of his associates, friends and colleagues. Indeed, I would have anticipated a target of £100,000 to be more appropriate especially when one considers the costs involved in this wort of thing. I decided therefore to keep an eye on this. My curiosity was further raised by a tweet from Ally McCoist’s son on Thursday, 22 May in which he stated that the airline had given away their business class seats because they were late. Business class seats on a fundraising trip? Hmmm… So I have followed the redoubtable Mr McCoist junior and it transpires that he spent 3 days in New York City in a hotel overlooking Times Square. Then he flew out to Denver before catching a connecting flight to Boise, Idaho and then another connection to Salmon, Idaho. Following the rafting, Mr McCoist junior has helpfully informed us that he will be in San Francisco afterwards although it is unclear for how long or if this is part of the charity programme or, em, personal business. A wee friend in the travel agency business did a bit of research for me and priced the flights only package at £4,500. A hotel in New York overlooking Times Square would set you back about £300 per night. So that’s at least £5,000. On top of this, of course, one has to add the cost of the white water rafting. I am reliably informed that the RCF party are participating in a five day experience costing £1,500. So we’ve now got a running total of £6,500 per head. Yes folks, Ally McCoist has gone all the way to America to raise £1,500. If Mr McCoist is indeed employed on an annual salary of £750,000 as rumoured that 1/500 of his annual salary or about half-a-day; not quite a tithe, eh? Anyway, I digress. Eagle-eyed readers will have spotted that I mention both Ally McCoist and his son. They may also have spotted that I mentioned that Mr McCoist is leading a team. Now, I could be mistaken here but I’ve trawled (yes, it is an obsession) Just Giving and I cannot find a single entry for Ally’s Idaho Challenge other than that under Ally’s own name. There is no account in his son’s name and there is no other account specific to Idaho. That’s very strange…I mean where are the funds being raised by other rafters? You don’t think they could all be in one Just Giving account, do you? But, but, but, but that would mean that the charity is now paying everyone to take a holiday at its expense! Surely not? Maybe those nice, responsive people at the Rangers Press Office or the Rangers Charity Foundation itself can reply and let me know (they’ve got the email address)? If they do decide to respond perhaps they could also let me know how they plan to ensure that the insurance policy they’ve obviously taken out to protect the rafters is legally binding if it hasn’t actually been legally executed by the board of trustees? http://alzipratu.wordpress.com/2013/05/28/is-ally-up-st-creek-without-a-paddle/

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Sweet - Little Willy

Proud

Test Match Special's line up for this series has been outstanding. I suspect they're lining Vaughan up to take over from Agnew, but the New Zealand contingent are brilliant entertainment. Ian Smith is also pretty hilarious on Sky, though he did the first test on BBC as well. Coney might be the best of the lot though, I wish they had him for every series. And no Blowers. Good stuff. I like accuracy.

JJ wanted to sign him, and Stevie May, on loan last pre-season but St Johnstone rejected as they needed them in their first team squad...but, ultimately, both weren't involved and moved away later on in the season to Alloa and Hamilton, respectively. Very good signing by Raith. Murray seems to be very astute with his signing / re-signing policy. What looks like ex-Raith midfielder now, Allan Walker, would've, probably, been kept on without an eye blink from John McGlynn, IMO. Murray has, if he has replaced AW with KM, made a massive stamp on the Rovers squad by dumping last years captain, which suggests he will only put up with acceptable behaviour, work ethic and consistency.

LBG are wanting it to stay as a football stadium, which is good. I'm hopeful some kind of deal can be arranged with whoever buys EEP from the Administrator, assuming PU aren't successful, presuming they bid. I'll take DAFC playing at a new, smaller, stadium if it means three things: A) we survive as a Club - the one formed in 1885, not a NewCo B) we become a viable and sustainable Club C) we become a more reputable and respected Club, treating local businesses, other sponsors, other Clubs and fans with the attitude and decency they deserve, and not a "who cares" attitude which has been rife throughout the Club the last decade or so...

^^^ Mad Suppository, IMO

Thats not what I recall, most wanted to be in the SPL without punishments. When they started to see signs of the diddy revolt and chairman contenplating 5 years of crippling sanctions, and the strong liklihood of seeing The Rangers being relagated from the SPL. Only then did they realise that division 3 would be best after all. The right thing happened in the end, but for all the wrong reasons.

It`s all about opinion I guess but for me Nicky was absolutely outstanding this season. Not just his goals but the huge improvement in his overall play. Credit to him and good luck to him in my view. I`d much rather he wasn`t going to Rangers but the guy was excellent for us this season. Chance for some financial security and to play for the team he supports. Can`t see many folk turning that down.

Graeme Le Sauxdomy

Fixed.

Over the last year this has indeed been proven to be true. It would appear Scottish football has been controlled and manipulated at every possible opportunity in the past to attempt to ensure Rangers' dominance and nothing has changed. If not for this collusion then Rangers would not have been so successful. The other clubs who make up Scottish football may just as well accept that they are playing on a sloping pitch with no half-time change of ends. The baw's burst.

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