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Just read through five or six pages of drivel. Can we give the Masonic stuff a break or take it to another forum/thread please people? Keep this thread for pointing and laughing at the Orcs and their highly entertaining fall from (dis)grace.

Next up, the Orange Order, your thoughts? Please take any bigotry arguments to the appropriate forum, only liquidation/debt avoidance argument here.

Then I wholeheartedly encourage and implore you to go to more gigs.

Something Ecto'd this way comes... This lassie is a fine specimen of the 'Old School', a pure strain of True Raver. Observe the white gloves. She's not wearing those because she's a mime act, she's wearing them because she's Hardcore. Observe not only the Rez vest, but the Rez logo tattoo. This dame fucking kens. She's paid £25 for an Eccie. She's danced for 19 consecutive hours in an abandoned warehouse in Ayrshire. She's fucked every Bam Dancer in a half mile radius under the pretence of it being the Second Summer of Love, and the bairns she fired out as a result are all named after techno DJs she saw at the FUBAR. Moby! Yer fuckin' tea's oot! If you were to shout, "Whistle posse - MAKE SOME FACKING NOISE," at her she'd instinctively go tonto and start bellowing the song of her people, which is a high-pitched screech that could fell entire flocks of geese flying south from the winter at heights up to 3000 ft. If you could stop her jaw swinging long enough for her to engage in conversation, every single sentence coming out her near-toothless mouth would be prefixed or suffixed with the phrase "back in the day". Hardcore, you know the score, oggy-oggy-oggy, oi-oi-oi. Just when I was warming to this saucer-eyed buffoon I clocked the 'tiocfaidh ár lá' on her arm and thought much, much less of her. "Our day will come," indeed. I'd hate to be the one to burst her Ecto-bubble and inform her day is long gone. Still: Rave on, sister. Rave the f**k on.

Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything. I'm amazed that you and your friends choose to be complete fkn nobs.

To be fair that's a bad example a picture to taunt Sevco fans with. The freemasons accept any God believing male over the age of 21(unless the son a mason then 18 the lower age requirement). They are undoubtedly a sexist organisation but do not discriminate against specific religions, unless you count atheism. The catholic church on the other hand will condemn you to hell for being mason. Bringing the masons into the debate is as bigoted as linking the catholic church to Celtic and an example of how Scottish football needs to drop the narrow mindedness before it can progress.

Good post, although Enrico's subsequent point about the self-interest of all SPL clubs involved in its creation is equally valid. As for the debate about McCoist and EBTs, I'm afraid I'm with the likes of Youngsy and Tedi on this. Lots of people have been listed as having received EBTs and none of them have challenged the assertion. McCoist doesn't appear on this list, suggesting he didn't have one. The fact is that he might have had one,but the evidence availabe to us at this stage suggects otherwise. In making this an issue however, people are totally missing the point. Whether or not he had one is irrelevant. Lots of people clearly did. Players who may have been improperly registered as a result, clearly did. McCoist's personal situation is actually pretty irrelevant. Please people, stop fighting battles you might not win - there are far easier pickings around the entire Rangers story.

Ben only uses that name to give his corrupt friends green dots and everyone else red dots.

Bullshit, the minute sponsorship took a hold of the game the OF quickly hopped into bed together realising that going alone would not make a very good proposition, which sponsor would want to risk alienating half of Scotland. Most despicably the got together to force the rest of the SPL to habnd over 5% of their takings from OF fanms as a "handling charge". Celtic and Rangers were in it together they share the blame equally for the raping and pillaging of Scottish Football by both clubs and their fans.

If I pulled her and spent the night with her I'd find it hard not to wait till she fell asleep, take a Biro and draw a wee man on a motorbike performing a daredevil stunt off one of those eyebrow ramps. I'd probably add a wee speech bubble that allowed the wee man to declare "YAAAAASSSSS!" or something equally indicative of his exhilaration. Then I'd put the pen down and play with her boobs as she slept. Hello, ladies.

This is the last time. The point I making is that have tarred all masons as Rangers supporters when clearly they are not this is bigoted view as you are making assumptions about and being intolerant of people who are members of that orginisation. I'd wager the majority of masons do not follow football, let alone Sevco or Rangers. You have created a view of that organisation based upon one regional view. That is prejudiced.

After a while, you just register the avatar - I don't mind admitting I've been had over. Unlike your average "Sally and Wattie - the Dream Team" Orc that you find on here...... Nice to finally look like a complete c**t on here. As opposed to being called a complete c**t on here.... ETA: team:" whatever" wouldn't give it away, as they've had more names than Prince this year!

That ref has feet growing out his knees.

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It's COLUMBA, ffs! Posted by a former pupil of St. Columba's RC Primary School, Kilmarnock.

I will get a selection in once liquid stops exploding from both ends and once I can devote more than 12 seconds at a time to thinking about it without having to shuffle to the bog

Two posts from my young friend Dhenseboy, spot the hypocrisy from this shyster (highlighted just to make it easier) Offensive yet he uses the term quite openly to score some points. . i'm sure that the kid will have good excuse for this

You let someone off with shouting at you for painting YOUR fence? Are you the human equivalent of Walter the Softy from Dennis the Menace?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOWI0Ew_CAA

I've used Ocean Apartments a few times before, but only for weekends. Once during the festival (but was actually for the Hibs v County cup game) and the prices were the same regardless of demand. Decent value actually. Not sure how much it will be over new year though. Edit: A quick search shows 2 apartments, arriving on the 30th, for 7 nights is £2,752. So that's £275.20 each, for a whole week and over New Year, that isn't bad.

Firstly, put a glass bottle on his door handle. Then, place a shite - dog or human, the choice is yours - in front of his door. Cover the jobby in paper and set it alight. Knock his door then retreat to a distance where you can observe or hear the inevitable results. He will answer his door to the sound of smashing glass which will give him the shiters. He will then attempt to put out the small fire by stamping on it, thus getting his shoes covered in animal or human excrement. You will then laugh very hard and drive home with a massive cheesy on your coupon.

Where do you lot get the idea that there is any degree of envy involved. There's freedom of choice as far as supporting football team goes. If anyone is envious they just need to buy a new scarf. If I desired have the qualities of the stereotypical Sevco fan I'd walk down street in a top which is too tight singing about battles from yesteryear. I've already watched my club die and be reborn as something else then fight it's way through the senior Scottish leagues. What else is there to be envious of?

I'll give him his due, Green can certainly talk. Although you really have to listen carefully to what he says. I won't leave until the club is in the Champions League. The club will never play in the SPL as long as I am chief exec. But if the fans want to play in the SPL then we will put it to the vote, but I won't be there. But I thought he just said he wouldn't leave until they were in the CL, or won it?!?!?!?!? There will be a European League in 5 to 10 years. Fans want to see the big clubs playing each other. Eh, it's called the Champions League and we've had it for a while. Even if only half the pledges are fulfilled it will still bring in over £10 million. We're doing it now because it means cheaper shares for the fans. If we waited a couple of years it would cost more to buy shares. Of which he gets 10% in shares that he can't sell as long as he is chief exec. I know very little about football and so do the rest of the board. Thought he had been telling us that he was football minded and used to play professionally, as well as his previous dealings with Sheffield? I could go on, but at the end of the interview Richard Keys said "It's been very interesting............One way or another." He didn't seem overly impressed by Green's answers to his questions, but didn't want to badger his guest. What was interesting was that my workmates (both cheeks of the same arse) both agreed that Green gave very long answers to questions which they felt was like a politician. The more a politician talks the audience "stops" listening and miss any bits where the speaker could go back months down the line and say "I did tell you this might happen." Keys asked Green why the change of plans to do a share issue when that wasn't the original idea when Green was proposing to take over the club. Green said that this was always the plan and he made that known at the time that there would be a share issue within a year of him taking over the club. But if memory serves, didn't he say this share issue would mean that the fans would own the club? However one thing he did say that was interesting was that he would get 10% of the share issue as this was agreed that would be his share for his dealings with the club. "Agreed"? With who? The way he said it was almost as if he was looking after the club for someone else. Hmmmmmm

1 Century = 100 Years. So, two centuries ago would be 1812. Most certainly not 1888. And is all of the 19th century two centuries ago? Finally, Bhairnforever's long lost brother is found.

Read your post again,numbnuts. You stated"1888 was 124 years ago,2 centuries ago. 100 years is a Century,200 years is 2 Centuries. Here to help.

Speaking of idiots how are you. And can you explain when 124 years became two centuries. School i went to taught us all that's 200 years. Edit too add,don't you feel like a right tosspot posting photos and newsheadlines from months ago,after all it's not as if the whole of Scotland hasn't been privy to the Ibrox situation. Seriously it makes you look a right clown.

Partick Thistle. WAPT.

This is perfectly true, but the difference is that the OF had muscles to flex. This they did and the particularly distasteful part is that they sometimes did it collectively, while hiding behind this facade of rivalry - a rivalry they knew served their mutual purposes vey well. Morally, there may be little to pick between all the clubs in a financial sense (mercifully, there's plenty in other ways). The disparity in power however, means that the big two committed bigger offences.

A few people on my Facebook have shared a picture asking for "lyks" to save the last black lion in the world. The unfortunate thing is no black lion ever existed in the first place! There is far too much pish posted on Facebook these days. Nothing has topped the picture of an ill child, with a quote saying "If this picture gets 20 shares this young girl will get a free heart transplant." Tens of thousands of users shared, commented or liked the picture. Some folk are so idiotic.

Rangers fans couldn't give a f**k about cheating and dodging tax. As long as they're getting one over their partners in crime anything goes. To question them makes you one of "the other" The old firm have tried their best to kill Scottish football, but we won't let them. p***ks!

EBT, no EBT, McCoist remains a c**t.

A few days late with this bad boy, but it was my second biggest ever win, and all for a completely random marking of ten boxes which is basically what the 'both teams' bet is all about.

Oh, aye. We've got a QC describing how the police had to keep him under protective surveillance; other football clubs reporting serious threats and intimidation and the NUJ saying Rangers have an exceptional problem with threats and thuggery. They're reporting personal threats against journalists all over Scotland, including publication of what schools their kids go to and what pubs they drink in. We've got serious assaults on rival football teams' personnel; bombs and bullets being posted to players, managers, politicians and lawyers... ...But none of that matters, because Alex Thomson reported it. Credit to BearWithMe for calling for arrests - I hope we'd all do that, if our club had similar problems with hate-filled thugs... ...But this "It's Thomson, so it must be lies haha smileyface WATP" response is part of the reason why this shite is happening - because to many, many Rangers supporters, all bad news is a conspiracy, or anti-whatever propaganda that has to be resisted by... Something. That NUJ boy is right - small minority or not, RFC has a serious problem with fans terrorising people they don't like, and this hand-waving, whatabouting, they're all liars out to get us attitude is what's allowing it to thrive. Rangers fans - did nothing or actively helped when their club was being destroyed; doing nothing or actively enabling the vermin in your support while they drag your club's already beshitted reputation into Lazio territory. It's not for me to tell you to man up and take control of your own destiny - do it or don't, it's your club that looks like a criminal enterprise supported by violent animals. But it's a bit ducking rich to sit back and allow this to happen, then complain about the consequences.

Tuesday night v Barca I was a diddy and a plastic at the same time. Pleasing etc.

Hilariously bad taxidermy

No, i sat back, i did f**k all and watched my club die. that would have saved you a lot of typing

Yeh,can see it.... "What did you do during the Admin Grandad Tedi?" " why young Billy, apart from posting shoite on The Forum of Truth, I did feck all. It was everybody else's job to save them"

"Rangersitis" otherwise known as the Rage virus from 28 Days Later. Sadly, there is no known cure. Claimed to be a genetic deficiency, a study of 1690 patients by Queens University Belfast, show it can be 'treated' or at best, alleviated by looking at pictures of King Billy (on a horse), some patients responded well to loud music played by a marching band, and 90% claimed that a visit to Ibrox stadium eased their plight. The studies showed the victims suffered side effects from the above treatments. Most had an aversion to anything green, had an unhealthy diet, often beat their wives or partners, and hated Catholics. A lower than average I.Q was recorded in ALL patients. Billy Williamson a long time sufferer stated, 'I manage to get by, but it is a struggle, people seem to forget we are 'a' people too, I find comfort by spitting at Catholics and shouting at the Pope when he comes on the T.V, it's those little things that help me get through my day, f****n b*****ds'.

:lol: NEWCUNTO F.C. :lol:

My first flat was this bogging wee number in Dalry. My favourite neighbours were the fucking bum balloons above us, who's bedroom was right above ours. Usually you'll know your neighbours are shagging because you'll hear some kind of rhythmic noise and go "that'll be the bed getting knocked about because their riding" - not the case with these dafties. The Betty was one of they "noisey customers". But not an "ooo" or "ahhh that's the spot" kind of noisey. For the entire duration of her getting her bacon vault filled in by her man friend, at the top of her voice, she'd make this noise which was identical to the noise Dr Zoidberg makes in Futurama when he skuttles away. A sort of "WOOOOOP-WOOOOO-WOOOOP" noise. That. Every night. For about an hour. I really should have evened the score up by blowing into a kazoo the whole time I was getting my hole but sadly I didn't think of that at the time.

Smear butter all over the entrance/path of their house and watch the f**kers fly. Will be like watching Bambi on ice. Then put an electrical charge on the fence and watch the dog burn.

Pour petrol on door. Set door alight. Relax

My sister has problems with her upstairs neighbours. At one time they were keeping a horse IN the house. An UPSTAIRS house! By all means keep a diary, and don't stoop to their level, but judging by my sister's experience the authorities will be useless. Move house.

I'd have done something about it in the first few weeks of moving in.

Bit harsh. I'd kill the dog and stick it's head on the fence as a warning. If they still don't shut up then I would agree killing them would be the best option.

Do the Roman Catholic Church still do that? No. Pope John Paul II (who was a Freemason) stopped that policy.

Since when did you or any ST holders at ibrox become concerned about Scottish football? If any of you were 'genuinely' concerned about Scottish football you would not support the corrupt cheating tax/creditor dodging club that you support. The income that you as fans of 'The Rangers' contributed to Scottish football has not improved Scottish football, it has been detrimental to Scottish football and benefited nobody other than individuals employed within your corrupt cheating tax/creditor dodging club.

I probably attend far more Scotland games than you and since you referred directly to me then this is relevant, more relevant however is the percentages of fans at scotland games with regards to what club they support, perhaps you should have done some research before issuing your bold statement, the last time an official survey was carried out 21% of fans attending Scotland games were Rangers fans, I have no doubt this has dropped recently but as a Celtic fan you will surely know that historically you clubs fans have always been under presented at Scotland games The last part of your reply is equally stupid, just ask clyde fans who have no love for our club if they gained finacially from our visit today That is a very easy throwaway comment to make by yourself a proven liar as well as a proven idiot on an internet message board. Even if it were true, which is extremely doubtful considering your record of telling lies and posting idiotic comments here, nobody attends Scotland International matches out of concern about the survival of other Scottish football 'clubs'. Your attempt to have anyone believe that you attend Scotland International matches out of concern for Scottish football 'clubs' is idiotic. You support a corrupt cheating tax/creditor dodging football club that has cheated on all of its opponents including Clyde for at least a decade. If it was not for your corrupt cheating tax/creditor dodging club Clyde and many other Scottish football clubs could be much better off financially today due to all the prize money from cup competitions that your club has robbed other clubs of for many years.

Just caught episode 3 there. If this season keeps up at this pace and this level of intensity then it'll be the best yet. Love the governor and I'm so glad I didn't read the graphic novels, would have really ruined this episode for me