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It's seems only fair that the tradition of pishing ourselves laughing at Liverpool's ineptitude should crack on this season. 0-3 down to a West Brom side that have also missed a penalty. How long do we give the Manager before KKKenny is called back in to "save the day" with another tedious mid table finish?

That's what happens when you leave Charlie Adam out.

This is really pathetic now

Me: f**k sake... Girlfriend: What is it? Me: Just checked the full time result, Arbroath beat us 4 - 2 Girlfriend: Oh. You scored two goals though, that's pretty awesome!

I got 142 retweets today for this, most I've ever had before was 8! @DanElderRRFC Falkirk announcer when reading out the half time scores says "The Sevco Franchise 2 - 1 East Stirling #class Lots of Rangers fans getting offended, threatening to boycott and sending angry emails to Falkirk

Unlucky.

C. Muir?

Do you? Look at our back threes in the McCall days, there was f'ck all pace in there to be fair, it was all about positioning.

That's on ugly lesbian.

Very well said.

lol. the Orcs start to like the panel.. Then it hits home...... An Autumn of popcorn awaits..........

Let me get this right, so far............. Green borrows money to buy the club. Fans not happy. Green says to trust him. Fans demand answers. Green doesn't give answers. Fans told not to back Green. Fans protest against Green. Fans demand answers. Green doesn't give answers. Green plays to the Orcs mentality by accusing everyone of being against them. Fans sing songs at first SevCo game. Green claps along. Fans see him in a different light and decide to back Green. Fans say game at Ibrox is almost at capacity, Green says it isn't and cracks a joke. Fans see this as cheeky banter and like how he is sticking it "to the man". Green and Sally plead for fans to buy season tickets or the tea lady gets her P45. Fans no longer demanding answers. Green still not giving answers. Season ticket money being used to pay off Green's loan that he borrowed to buy the club. Green claims all Scottish footballing debt been paid by his club, but turns out he is telling porkies. Green says it is the fault of the SPL, who also caused global warming, 9/11, Justin Beiber and the Vietnam War. Fans collectively agree for fear of being singled out as a closet tim. Green happy to keep the worst long term manager in ranger's "history" until fans want him sacked (sounds familiar) at which time Green punts him without fear of getting his windaes panned in.

40000 braindead fuckwit bigots dont count as football supporters. One East Stirlingshire fan is worth more to the beautiful game than any number of Newcunto F.C. arsewipes.

Because there's always time for banana time

Her on the left. Fucking aye.

look at his pal on the left, patiently waiting his turn,

This is the best Morton team I have seen in a long time & I have been going to Cappielow since 1973 so have saw the good times & lots of bad ones also. Could this really be there time for SPL football I think they have the players but We have to wrap Macdonald & Jackson in cotton wool & keep them both fit Tidser also will be a very important Player for us in the Midfield. But when You look & the bench We have Weatherson, Campbell, & Bachirou itching to get back in the team after Saturdays trip to Dumfries We play Partick on the Friday Night then Hamilton, & Falkirk all within the space of a few short Weeks we really could be Top by a few points can we really keep going & stay top of the League I think & hope We can..