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I always thought you were a bloke

I have nothing against cycling for charity (unlike Perthshirebellend), but cyclists who don't use frikking cycle paths that they probably moaned for years to get the council to build at great expense to the taxpayer, and also cyclists who cycle side by side with a big queue of cars behind really f**k me off. Every frikking day on my way to work this happens, one day i will snap and end up running one of the c***s over.

How funny. And weird. It's also weird. But mostly funny.

I fell asleep during my lunch hour today, and I dreamt that Torsten Frings and Rudi Voller were serving me in Greggs. Bizarre.

That'll now be Bon Jovi, again, on Saturday night in London due to the wonderful people of AEG offering me half price tickets for being at the first gig

On our drive into work this morning, George Bowie was going on about getting pelters from his Mrs for being "too nice" and opined that he couldn't understand how being "too nice" was a problem. I (stupidly) merely commented out loud that I knew how he felt, when the accusation of being "sickly, slushy and romantically sentimental" was levelled at me. So I said "Shut it, big bum" and was told "that's better". Wimmin, just accept that you are never going to be right!