the jambo-rocker

Pretty shite, but not surprising. In fact I'm bored of it. So fucking subservient to Rangers and it's just dull.

Monty lives in Haddington?

We're 0 for 19 at Hampden by doing the generic be respectful patter so might has well try something different. Maybe could have waded in harder with something like:- "if they do beat us, they've most likely got Celtic, a team they've not beaten all season in the final. ...and a team we've beaten twice already."

Our average squad is height is 5 foot 8. The big physical Hearts narrative would be great to use here but it doesn't exist rn.

Thanks mate, it felt a bit word-salady in hindsight.

Thought The Scot Foam stadium was a joke and my first thoughts were to bring the fairy liquid. I find myself genuinely disappointed now.

Here for Ryan McGowan's angle if anything hurumph hurumph.

A lightweight midfield and zero people to hold the ball up top in fairly windy conditions. It's a bold strategy but I'm feeling rather bittersweet for taking St. Mirren @ 7/4s

You're trying waaay to hard mate.

Good stuff. There was me worried I'd be bored over the international break.

Obita channeling his inner kujabi I see.

Fwiw, so was mine. A solid 6/10 by most standards.

Shove it up your arse m8.* *Edit: this was meant to be to 'thanks Hearts' quote. If you guys could just take a beating like normal people, this wouldn't be a problem.

Well after today's result, their tails will be up and I shall be indulging in a -3 Celtic bet.

Don Robertson on the VAR for this game isn't fuelling my expectations of a good ole fashioned SFA shafting at all. No siree.