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When the bar is really busy, I don't like it when some people choose to set up camp at the bar. They'll stand there drinking when everyone else is struggling to get served and then have to shout their order across them and it's more difficult handing the money over and getting drinks etc. It's fine any other time, but not when it's busy.

0.8% of Chinese citizens have unwittingly sexually assaulted a wasp. This was discovered by the U.S. military in 2010 while working with NASA. On a routine programme developing space satellite photography, the evidence surfaced. The most repeat offenders were women over the age of 50 from the northern regions. The most recent wasp victim was tracked down, fitted with the smallest space-suit ever made, and was flown directly into the sun. He was renamed Susan and has a plaque in the national war museum.

Went to NIN tonight. I must have just missed the start. The last 2 or 3 songs were what I wanted, but the majority of the gig was a pretty major disappointment. A lot of new album slow electronic stuff which just never got the crowd going at all. I'd never seen NIN before and this was my big chance to see them. I feel cheated.

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Chicken, pasta, veg... classic

Tagged at Nandos. (probably round the ankle)

".....rant over"

Quite a stunning result from Morton. Especially since Celtic were bumraping them for the last few minutes (and Celtic have a successful history at that!) and they 'got lucky' with a penalty etc etc, but that's what you have to do. It's an exellent result, and a proud night for them. Morton to take our League Cup from us? 2013 League Cup result.... Renfrewshire Derby 2 - Old Firm 0

Morton still winning in extra time! Feckin brilliant!! I might be a saints fan, but I'd rather see a proper club like Morton do well than C*lt*c.

To even think about entertaining lennon is laughable. Its cute though. It makes Celtic think they're worth something. Realistically, Martinez is a possibility but i'm still not sure.

And why not, indeed.

Is your username based on the cruel intensions of a high flat? ;-)

Come on you Irons!!

My mate James played drums for Mogwai on the USA/Canada tour and Asian (I think?) when the Mogwai drummer was off for personal reasons. He also came up with the name for the last album after hearing a ned in a shop shout it at a shopkeeper. My St Mirren was draped over his drumkit for the US/Can tour.... evidence.... 'Friend Of The Night' is the reason I could not go back when I started to like Mogwai. 'How To Be A Werewolf' is probably the most effective and uplifting song I know. 'Mogwai Fear Satan' is probably my favourite song live. The 'Burning' DVD version is sh*t hot, and every time I see them live, I always look forward to that bit about 8 minutes into it.... y'all know what happens then... Definitely a band who are to be seen live to be experienced properly. The bounce off the crowd is sort of essential there, but I would always recommend to try and get to know songs before seeing them live. To the noob, it just sounds like really loud noise, but to others who have heard the tracks before, it is basically deafeningly loud versions of blummin great music. '

FIFA will rip the SPL to pieces for this. The the SPL suits think that they are going to bully the SFL clubs, then they should think twice because FIFA have this covered in their rules.... and they are already watching.