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Mortar Bored last won the day on February 5 2016

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  1. Ok, fair enough. Soz. I just can't imagine being a mannequin in a safety wear company is a good career choice.
  2. Unless you are a mannequin in a shop window, there is surely some point in the day you could have sorted this?
  3. What is? I'm off MSM, please do tell?
  4. Reported for being a flagellist. Edited for reasons of beer.
  5. He would have been an excellent writer of "kitchen sink dramas" in the 50's. An expert eye for drudgery.
  6. Throbber is by far and away the most amusing poster on P&B. It's the mundaneness of his day to day life that cracks me up. Might be my sense of humour, but his smoothie maker dilemma had me in stitches.
  7. I'm bloody delighted that Gunther has a jacuzzi / paddling pool with resident Hippo in his garden. Almost every post screams "look at me"! Other than that he seems like a good c**t and has started a very #dece thread on the travel forum. Gunther if you are viewing, cheap flights from Glasgow - Goa in late September?
  8. This. There has been a major decrease of personal responsibility in my lifetime, sometimes, shit happens because the person involved was irresponsible / made a mistake. But no no no, it's always somebody else's fault.
  9. Just like the natural occurring Uranium just under the surface of planet earth?
  10. You just know there is absolutely no chance they reside in Barcelona. Barrhead mibbe?
  11. Wave energy research is being carried out in poor parts of Africa by testing near Hippo colonies due to the wave effect of their vegetarian diets and digestive systems.
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