StarksMarx

I bought a tie rack the other day so my life is effectively over

RT @mutablejoe: [watching curling] after 1 mins: ugh this is dull 10 mins: he's overdone the turn on this stone 30 mins: three in the house…

RT @MediocreDave: "Britain has for a long time been distinguished by an absence of political violence" is among the stupidest things that a…

RT @spacecommunism: My wonderful friend Sophie is fundraising for her gender confirming surgeries. Please consider RTing and donating, sh…

@strongmisgiving Bishops are wide recievers, knights are running back and rooks are tight ends. @ratemytake

@nudgecity @Dashmundo Unfortunately I'm already fairly well aquatinted with it

RT @s1mxne: Black Mirror (2017) https://t.co/F46aFjuN7j

@Dashmundo Maybe I'll finally find out what a googly is

RT @Gee_Boay: I love Scottish Fitba ???? https://t.co/ZOTwUn9LNF

@Josherick3 He's got talent that kid

@VelveteenFemme Toothpastes and tampons/pads are always quite low also if your going to that part of the shop

RT @quendergeer: Gov denied NHS money out of fucking spite: https://t.co/JXXve8cdkt

if i was rich i'd just waste it all on retro football shirts

@hellolatke I loooooove pink gin

I've become the kinda person who says shite like 'this whisky thinks it's good but it isnae'