Airdrie Onions

I'll greenie it though cause AND is a sound c**t

Seriously, a bet she's the sort of bird to get fucked and dumped but then complain like f**k about guys despite her putting up that photo, she must know guys don't see that and think "oh she's wife material" fucking idiots. Can we get back to racism please that photos making me angry

nice one

It's so hot just now, can't wait until winter

You realise it was a joke about finding dead Jews funny? There's much much worse in the jokes thread and I wasn't being serious

Literally just thought it was banter, didn't realise people were that easily offended by shite banter.

Sorry Kev.I.N Bridges, this was back in January and it gave me and my pals a good laugh in college (it went on for quite a while but couldn't be arsed screenshotting it)

Yeah I shouldve just lied and pretended I had 10 birds on the go at all times like you eh

it's true but, White Star Line used to have purple epaulets. Think we got told that about 15 times a week by ex engineers when I started the course.

I can see how you got your username

Aye but engineers can explain why we have purple on our epaulettes, as a mark of respect for the engineers on the Titanic who all lost their lives. (RIP in peace)

Basically everyman is less desirable than Hitler though tbh, bitches love power

:lol: I think I matched with "the saints are coming"s girlfriend.

The very definition mate, you match with a Muslim on Tinder you gotta make the most of it

Not the brightest bulb in the box