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When i worked at a chain pub we had a choice between pineapple ring or egg, but we also had a special called "viking gammon" that had honey and mustard dressing on it with melted cheese over the top. I'm not sure if this was a genuine feature of viking cuisine or not. I strongly suspect not.

We had a brilliant opportunity to try to get fifth this year but the Warnock experiment killed all hopes. Maybe next year.

My car advice is to not use kwik fit. To be fair to them, they’ve put it right and not tried to dodge the blame, but they haven’t exactly admitted that they fucked up either. My brakes definitely weren’t falling apart before they changed the pads, but did shortly afterwards.

We'd a dead rat with a crow pecking out its intestines. The beauty of nature.

@TxRover please concede, for all our sanity

Mmmm, pineapple rings.

Council file: b1 N You need to set out facts, what the rules are and either why you don't believe rules have been broken by you or why you believe the council or their subcontractor hasn't followed their rules. "it's not fair, i parked here for ages" is a shit ground for appeal.

I kind of feel sorry for these. They always look like they're struggling to walk on their wee bandy legs and often make snuffling and snorting sounds like they're struggling to breathe. No wonder they're grumpy, they've been bred to be physically deformed.

Never seen an episode of Gavin and Stacey or US office. Seen all of the UK office a few times. Saw all of friends apart from the last couple of series. They all seem quite different from each other. I've never watched an episode of the sopranos but that's because i'm a tightwad and it's not been included in any of my subscriptions.

I got a good number of gammony reds from some gammon loving gammon twat. I should imagine it's because it's a racist term of abuse against the permaraging gammon community, who are definitely a race and i'm a massive racist against them. It was quite funny tbh. Well done you gammony loser.

This is incorrect, they're going from strength to strength

That's bad manners

I see you don't claim any European supercups on your website. That's proper big time, considering diddies like Bayern and Barcelona list theirs. If we stop claiming it, will you take us seriously? Pleeease, it's really important to us.

Supporting a crap team disqualifies opinions? That's a new one on me. Our tactics suited us far more than the kick n rush shite from earlier in the season and suited Perth less. We still could have conceded a couple given the chances we gave up without much of a fight but rode our luck. Could say the same at the other end as well. Was glad when Levein took off The fermer's only real threat. That was nice of him.

They've won! The new force in British politics with a headline photo story on the BBC has secured a massive victory in a council ward taking their total number of councillors into single figures. They're still three behind the workers party (currently not mentioned in any bbc article covering the results) and 24 behind "Residents Association". Whatever the f**k that might be. A massive, seismic shift in grass root politics here.