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If making lasagna was an Olympic sport I reckon I would be a gold medalist

Liverpool getting gubbed now off to watch cumnock v talbot. Is there any point in life

Canny believe Jeremy Clarkson has left one direction fucking gutted

If I was stranded on an island and only allowed to take one thing I would take a lasagna #lasagnadaft

Baillies got my house keys the kleptomaniac nearly as bad as time he took my shoe

Anita rani might possibly be the best thing about it

Noel gallaghers new album is different class

Spent the last 24 hours fighting a whitey missed work and spent the day in bed. Woke up ate a wispa n now feel fine. Wispas may cure ebola!

Watching the voice but listening to Pink Floyd

Love watch lazy folk guzzle rockstar/rebull then continue to do f**k all.

There better be half a steak pie left when I get home

Slightly raining here going to have to sit in paddy's irish bar watch the fitba for the next 24 hours wait out the storm

RT @CumnockJnrsFC: Clydebank v Cumnock is off today.

6 quid for a muffin and a coffee at Stirling services robbing b*****ds or bargain of the year depending which way you take it

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