who's yer dadi

Bring back the bell. He is my uncle, he has a full driving license and a recently bought 3 bedroom house in #perthshire. We play golf every week. P.s I have a question for you regarding darts (#darts). If you get it correct I will give you a green mark. Can you answer it on here?

Of course, it wouldn't be a Southern Ireland thread without this little beauty

Gotta love Raonic apologising to all the paying punters, because he's pulled out. No-one's come to watch you, you boring overrated shite, nor do they care if you'll be there next year. Zzzzz.

Southern Ireland are by far my most hated international side. Just an irritating bunch of jumpy bin dippers. Hope we shaft them and it's a rough sail back to Bhelfast.

Without any shadow of a doubt the best thing that's been posted in here in well over a year. I actually grinned and let out a little chuckle when you mentioned 'heavy petting'. Cheers Fudge, really enjoyed that.

I've applied for 2 graduate jobs thus far. Been rejected by both, but I don't give a f**k as they both looked pretty shite. Heard hunners of folk raving about this Aldi graduate position, I'd imagine applicant number would be unreal. Just bought myself an absolute fanny magnet of an SXi as well, so not interested in this Audi. Kinda pisses me off when History/science/engineering students go on about applying for business related grad schemes. I've been studying a business related course since 2011, maybe you should've too, stop increasing employment competition in my field ya dicks. Anyway, did a presentation on sectarianism in Scotland as part of my Social Marketing module this morning. Managed 74%, but the real highlight was my ability to drop in the phrases 'up to our knees in Catholic blood' and somehow managed to sneak 'no pyro no party' in there too. Really pleased with that patter.

Aye, group D looks a tasty one. Group F doesn't look too shoddy anaw.

You've got a title to defend... 'Oh did I win it last time, Did I?' f**k off Philip you fat welt.

Do they make him look like a fud? Yes Should he leave Livingston? Yes

He also wears sunglasses in dull weather

No tactics, no vision, doesn't use wingers, doesn't play his best players in their best position celebrates attempts on goal as if it were a league title winner. To top it all off he's got us knocked out the Scottish Cup on November 1 to a 3rd Division side. It's all his fault. Walk you c**t.

I gotta make this money, it's all on me. We gotta get this cheese, it's all we need. I gotta make this money, it's all on me. Louis, Reece and Big and the BBC. My money doesn't jiggle jiggle, it folds. I wanna see you wiggle wiggle for sure. It makes me wanna dribble dribble, you know. Ridin' in my Fiat, you really have to see it. I'm six feet two in a compact. No slack. But luckily, the seats go back. I've got a knack to relax in my mind I'm feeling fine, and I'm sipping some red, red wine.