Lexi Collector has a beer belly and drives a second hand Vauxhall. He couldn't pull a door open, never mind a burd. Unlike this c**t:
Big James Wade will get you laid.
Just spoken with James Wade, and he's really happy about becoming joint-president of this gaff. "It's great, I can't wait to get down to Dece HQ, at Club erf Livi, and play some darts with all the biys" he said.