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Boyce’s injury looked self inflicted.

Who’s the gutlord on the Utd bench?

Not G Ramsay, is he?

This was funnier on twitter last night.

I'm not sure how to find out, but are Scotland's testing figures inclusive of unreturned postal tests?

He's not even mentioned the VE Day commemorations.

Richard Gordon isn't very good at this, eh.

There's no 'r' in ideas, Michael Stewart.

Trump asked Dr Birx if she could investigate the use of heat and light to fight the virus. He asked her in front of the gathered press. There was something else about the use of disinfectant, but I missed that.

Trump just told a CNN reporter in the press room "you don't have the brains you were born with". Not heard that in years, but I have heard it.

Furlough scheme is in place until June already. It'll be lockdown, of sorts, for two months minimum. Spain are extending their lockdown until May 10. That will be about two months.

(Sir) David King on Sky News just now. This guy needs more airtime.

^^^ Shooting dust admission