Darren

I wouldn't have thought of ties, but I inherited some of my grandad's so it'll be them. The clothes tend to stay the same now unless I have to go up a size or they're so worn they're no longer of any use.

Have you seen Hearts' set pieces?

My best cinema experience was seeing Heather Graham in the flesh at a film premiere. Worst was probably the disappointment of The Phantom Menace.

A graphic designer won't be involved at all. It's a badge from an image library with some text around it.

A sub-editor would be responsible for placing the badges on the page, not a graphic designer. I'd assume it'd be a sports sub-editor as well, rather than a general sub-editor.

Self-awareness doesn't seem to be a forte.

If I hadn't seen the picture on the previous page I'd have wondered what Bob Mortimer was doing on P&B.

From the BBC's Dundee v Rangers match report: Rangers have gone from a position where they could have been two points ahead of Celtic by winning their two games in hand to one where, even if they win the final Old Firm derby of the season away to their city rivals, they will be behind on goal difference should both sides win their other four remaining games.

I'm sure Daniel Stendel would have had ample opportunity to challenge it in the courts had Hearts breached his contract.

By exercising the option in his contract to not retain his services?

Because he was a nasty p***k to people around Oriam.

The text equivalent of shrugging his shoulders. It's either a lack of self-awareness or he's broadly doing what he's being asked to do.

Claiming Hearts fans do anything happily is a bit of a stretch.

That's a Major error. No, he was a terrible person and manager.