A girl at my work once asked me which animal pineapple came from.
My sister told me she had to check on the internet whether a penguin was a bird or a fish.
Another woman I worked with bought on of these brithday cards for her pal which has the big events and headlines of a prticular year on the front, in this case 1974.
''Erm, I'm sure he was born in 1975....'
''Och, I'll get him another one...I'll just keep this one for next year.'
The same woman was informed she had a ladder in her tights.
''Och (she says 'och' a lot), I'll just turn them inside-out''