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Well that was fun. Nobody honest enough to say Jason Who. Thanks for the bants. Thanks for lots of easy points in the past 2 seasons (topical) and thanks for all that cash for Petrie & Bingham (not so). Off to wake up in a field with my clothes in rags unsure how I got there but knowing I can never go back.

Does it annoy you that despite being part time and having so few supporters we still finished above you last season & will again next?

Struggling to type with these fat green fingers. So angry right now. Are none of you honest enough to admit that you were expecting your new gaffer's first signing (after Sandy Clark!) to be slightly more exciting than a left back fae livi?

It's been mentioned on .net a couple of times as well as by a few pars fans I know. Dinnae pretend you lot expect anything less.

Keep selling all those season tickets to quarter fill your unnecessarily large cash guzzling stadium whilst finishing middle of the 1st division. Sleeping giant. Lol

Incandescent? You are our bitches.

Lee Robinson, Dougie Hill & some nutter fae Livi. Exactly the type of players you should be signing! Experienced pros. Nearly got us up. Yet pars fans whining about the prospect of signing Robinson & Hill but expecting ex-internationals. You are where you are and maybe Johnston announcing Talbot instead of Thompson is, in itself, a clear message to the division's "big" team.

I mean... even this afternoon you were expecting Steven Thompson!

It seems like most of you are impressed 'cause he booted a jambo in the puss. It's refreshing, however, that after 2 seasons in the first division the majority of you have finally stopped having delusions of grandeur.

I thought Johnston was waiting to reveal a real top signing as his first one. Something to set the tone & inspire the players & supporters. General response is.... muted.

Magnificent number of season ticket sales. If only you had a team to watch. So far, Sandy Clark is your only signing!!!

When will you realise... Alex Ferguson, Jock Stein & (insert your favourite Pars manager here) combined couldn't have won the league with that squad. Just because they are full time doesn't make them better players. Only a handful would interest other league 1 or championship teams. The rest are pish.

When will you realise... Alex Ferguson, Jock Stein & (insert your favourite Pars manager here) combined couldn't have won the league with that squad. Just because they are full time doesn't make them better players. Only a handful would interest other league 1 or championship teams. The rest are pish.

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