Adolf Hitler, Edward Longshanks, Maggie Thatcher, Douglas Haig, David Murray, Gordon Brown, Gordon Smith, Gordon Ramsay, Wendy Alexander, Walter Smith, Robert Mugabe, Dougie Donnelly, Douglas Alexander, Colin Montgomery, George W Bush, George Peat, George Burley, the SFA, Rule Britannia, BBC Scotland, the Scottish football media, Derek Johnstone, Martin Bain, Ming the Merciless, Darth Vader, the baldy *** bitten by the Alsatian in Manchester, JR Ewing, Idi Amin, Mike McCurry, Graeme Souness, Graham Roberts, Real Radio, Jim White, Radio Clyde, Darryl Broadfoot, Rangers Supporters Trust, **** Judean Peoples Front, Johnny Adair, Elizabeth Windsor, Donald Findlay, Darrel King, the Edmiston Club, people from Harthill, people from Larkhall, people from Bridgeton, the Orange Order, Pol Pot, Dr Evil, Sheriff of Nottingham, Shellsuit Bob, Bob Malcolm, Joe Stalin, the Scottish Conservative and Unionist party, Ian Paisley, Raman Bhardwaj, Ewan Cameron, Ebenezer Scrooge, Richard Littlejohn, Oliver Cromwell, General Franco, General Pinochet, Jeremy Paxman, Jeremy Clarkson, anyone called Jeremy and Attila the ***……your boys took one hell of a beating.