Jim Leighton

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I fully expect Ian Crocker to be pants-at-ankles, cock in hand and wanking furiously upon kick off time. "!THIS IS THE ONE THEY HAVE *ALL* BEEN WAITING FOR!"

Armageddon surely?

Lordy, the inability of the Wha's Like Us? campaign to accept poll results is reminiscent of that Iraqi chappie who'd make a fool of himself night after night while the bombs rained down.

wearing ties?

Just watching the Conference play off final, have The Rangers branched out into sponsorship at Gateshead?

a giant cracked badge landing on their heads might knock some sense into them.

In my bank there is 'a little: under 3.4 million' as well. Damn that missing colon!

For all the bears celebrating the hollowest of hollow victories today: Rub a dub dub, 3 crooks in a tub, Fleeing their sinking ship. Cuffing butchers, bakers and candlestick makers - On wages that should have been zip!

The likes of Lee Wallets etc all can rot, money grabbing p***ks.

He who pays the piper calls the tune! As I understand it, Romanov employed Mann's PR company Weber Chandwick.

Charlie Mann has always worked in PR and only does the radio stuff for a bit of saturday pocket money. Check him out in his hard hat plugging a business park here... http://www.bbc.co.uk/learningzone/clips/designing-better-business-parks/6946.html

It varies from club to club I'd imagine. I know of at least one club that provides free accommodation (i.e. a posh flat) to its better players.

Personally, I had equal dislike for both sides. I would generally, if watching, be looking for the neanderthal element to spill over onto the pitch in the form of late tackles etc. If you could have both lost it would have been magic.