Black Pennel

You keep saying it, but they aren't bears. They are badgers, Shirley ?

Whoooosh.....!

Run that past me again lads,...the something of something is equal to the blah, blah,...nope...gone again. Sorry Mr. Jackson, didn't understand it then and haven't quite grasped it sixty years later. I know you're long gone but never had the chance to thank you for trying.

I was in Hurricanes bar with a fallen Madonna with...ahem, certain attributes. Happy Days. Thankfully, she is still alive but...y'know...gravity and all that.

AYE...NOT ENUFF CAPS LOCK...FACT !!

Fae a Buffs fan ? Either very young, or has a very selective memory.

Erm,...I quite like the Baird guy. I watch the Ayrshire juniors. Wanna swap, mister ? p.s. Joking.

He's got a goatee beard, carries a three-pronged thing, and smells of sulphur.

If I'm just watching my team on Saturday afternoon and say tae my pal (as usual every Saturday) that I hate fitba dae I get lifted ? Asking for him, obviously...

Please don't fall oot. You are two of the very few folk that encourage the rest of us tae actually approach this section of this...erm,...forum to see what might be going on up in Shintyland.....as well as the FitbaNorth chap. He is always good. Oh,..aye,..and also except for the Brechin City guy wae the handsome wee hairy dug. Bert is better than any oh yeez. Chill.

It's worse than that, Jim...He's been looking at the....redacted word...Facile Book photies page for incriminating evidence. Burn the witch !!! Oh,...and can someone (not me) point out that slotting in another league isn't a pyramid...it would just be another linear league in the same system. Got to go. Tea break. With coffee. Be nice.

Stop talking sense about democratic organisations, you !! It'll never catch on.

Aye, it's almost like Glenconner never left the building... Blazers !....Sevco !....Dinosaurs ! Bingo !!

BRA Shirley ?

Thanks, will do. I'll ask her for apostrophe advice.