Long live the 69

In true Glasgow style, my Facebook has turned F1 daft today. One c**t in particular claimed to be a big fan, then proceeded to argue with someone that Schumacher hasn't ever won a world title.

Decided to just go ahead and delete about 40 people. Feel so much better about myself now. I am however, gonna miss the "At collegeeeeeee xx" type posts at 9am on a Tuesday morning. Not.

Seen a guy wandering about in a Hartlepool strip in Glasgow City Centre today. Unfortunately it wasn't Jeff Stelling.

Fucking hate Halloween.

Got made redundant today

Going to Corfu tomorrow for 10 days. I think the appropriate term is "pleasing".

I'd pump her...

You're going to hell!

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!! This year October has 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesdays and 5 Wednesdays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not copy, will be without money. Copy within 11 minutes of reading. Yep the ancient Chinese tradition of posting on Facebook. What is wrong with these people.

Girl on my Facebook: "Was ment to meet mum in the town at 12, slept in. f**k lol xx" I'll sleep better tonight knowing that.

We've all heard of "banana-gate" tonight then, yeah?

Logged onto Facebook for the first time in days today. First 5 posts that appeared: "Chinese foood tonight <3" "Birthday soon, proceed to mwiiiiiii x" "like for l/p/c" A picture of a cat A picture of a son in his kilt, cue "Hes so handsome hunni xxxxx" esque replies.