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Aye mate, heading to this with a large group of friends. Absolutely buzzing out my chops to cut some shapes. Spent my day off listening to the new Slam Radio. 4 hour mix. Absolute belter (just takes a while to get into it). Bought a ticket for Skream the next day in Edinburgh as well, but whether me make it or not is a different story... https://soundcloud.com/soma/slamradio-100-slam-4-hour-mix

Put your fucking phone away. Horrible going out with pals and they're all glued to their phones.

Dallas Buyers Club - 9/10 It would be a pretty average film, but McConaughey and Leto are just incredible in this. I'll be surprised if McConaughey doesn't take home an Oscar for best male. Leto would be a certainty also, if it was for Fassbender in 12 Years a Slave. Tough call indeed.

12 Years a Slave - 6/10 It's a fantastic film, and an incredibly important piece of cinema. The cast are outstanding, Fassbender in particular. However, I just found it too brutal to enjoy. The brutality and intensity are just relentless. Some of the scenes were just nauseating, however i'm guessing that's the whole point. It's educational, but not entertaining. Not my cup of tea. Devil's Due - 1/10 Just an utter crock of shit. Just awful. It's just completely unoriginal and adds absolutely nothing to the genre. Even the basics were executed poorly. Avoid at all costs.

The only thing I question when I'm melted is if my legs are really attached to my body. The government are pretty safe in all honesty.

Bad Grampa - 6/10 Didn't have the hilarity of the Jackass films, but still a few gut-busting moments. Good way to spend a few hours.

I can't stop.

Insidious 2 - 4/10 It does its job. Jumpy and exciting, a good scare. It's a nice continuation of the first film; the two intersect really nicely at times. However, the plot's a bit messy at times. It's starting to dawn on me that James Wan's a one trick pony. Every one of his films are pretty much the same: a story about ghosts, easy scares, with a high pitch string section to narrate. It's a good trick, but starting to get a little stale. Still, a decent enough film and a good laugh if you're a big a shitebag as myself.

Surly It doesn't actually need to melt? If it was heated to around 800-1000 degrees (roughly burning temperature of jet fuel I think), it would become malleable enough to collapse under it's own weight?

We're The Millers.- 6/10. An alright film. Couple of cheap laughs. Typically American comedy. Jennifer Aniston though. Her stripping was withoubt a doubt the highlight of the film. What a woman...

Harley Davidsons. Every year, Aviemore has this event called "Thunder in the Glens", where around 1500 harley davidsons descend on our town, behaving like total thundercunts, block off all the roads, and make a total fucking racket in the process. Absolutely fucking horrible weekend.

Alpha Papa - 9/10 I've seen this three times now. It never stops being funny.

Jameson's Irish Whiskey. Probably the best thing in the world.

Of course. I'm not an animal...

The Conjuring: 7/10 Essentially, it's just the same as Insidious. Same cast (just about), same plot (just about), same horribly frightening soundtrack (exactly the same). I really enjoyed it, went with a few pals and had a good laugh at each other freaking out. The film itself is quite decent, but it's not a classic. Like Insidious, it's just easy scares. The volume is turned up extremely loud, and things jump out on screen. The story itself isn't exactly frightening. I'm not sure if that's down to poor direction, or just an over-exposure to all things scary; It's probably a lot harder to frighten somebody these days than 30 years ago. I'd definitely recommend the film though.