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Newbornbairn

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Newbornbairn last won the day on January 10 2023

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  1. Even better, if you have a car with a manual handbrake give it a wee pull. Slows you down quite a bit and there's no brake lights to warn the c**t behind. Watch in the mirror as you do it to enjoy the view as their angry wee faces turn to shock when they realise.
  2. I drive far too much. I've recognised every one of the roundabouts/junctions on this thread for ages
  3. I've got an SUV. If you're behind me, I don't care. Mind you, I don't use the fog lights and I try not to drive like a c**t.
  4. Driving in Spain & France a few years ago, my wife was watching the feed from my smartwatch on the phone. She said my pulse rate shot up at the big roundabouts, the worst being a ridiculous one in Valencia. I could have told her that without the watch - it's amazing how tightly your buttocks can grip onto the seat when you're shitting it.
  5. I wonder how many the bigot sisters have brought on in the same time?
  6. https://www.reddit.com/r/irelandsshitedrivers/comments/1cc67yj/4_incidents_in_24h_in_limerick/
  7. I might have been the c**t today but I think it was the other guy. Entering the roundabout at Stirling Services I checked to see the road was clear, let a Fiat 500 go past then pulled out. Cue blaring horns and a glimpse of something silver passing behind me. Looked left in time to see a silver estate screaming past with the driver glaring at me. Thing is, he must have been doing some speed around that roundabout to make up the distance between me checking and pulling out.
  8. 10 team leagues are shite. Playing teams 4 times a season plus the cups is boring as f**k.
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