Ravelin

You are of course correct, I completely misread your post.

They are also only 6 points off of the relegation playoff place too, so in this crazy league I'm not sure your point about thier style of play working for them really holds water.

I think Airdrie should get thier groundsman to dig a hole in our pitch, surround it with mud, fill the hole with water, and claim the undersoil heating has failed. After all the team has a few injuries and has played quite a few games recently so would benefit from a weekends rest. Midweek rearranged games are also 'our thing' recently too.

Are you serious? Both sides were seriously rank rotten, just that Morton weren't quite as rank as Airdrie for the last 10 mins, and I can't believe I actually wasted an evening by watching it. The only slight glimmer of entertainment was watching Lyon's theatrical moaning every time a decision went against him. It's not over yet, but Morton will certainly be happy going into the second leg at home with a lead. Might give watching it a miss though, spending the evening clearing up the dog turds in the garden in pouring rain will probably be more enjoyable.

I've never exactly considered the average Dundee fan to be a brain surgeon, but it'd be remiss of me not to point out that, as it's a two legged affair, it will in fact be entirely possible for both clubs to lose.

My 7yr old understands fractions, does that make him smarter than Dhen Bhoy? I'd consider putting him forward for a directorship at Ibrox (my 7yr old son, not Dhen Bhoy) but since he also understands how to do basic arithmetic I'd expect he'd be over qualified.

Imagine the scene on a street corner in Govan.... <spiv> pstt....mate...wanna Ibrox season ticket?....only £400...strictly cash <govan loyal> Ehm...you for real? <spiv> Best seats in the hoose, honest. 100% guarantee you'll no see a losing match. <govan loyal> Don't have the cash on me... <spiv> Cashpoint over there mate..#points# 2 mins later <govan loyal> Here you go, £400, now where's that season ticket <spiv> Canna be too careful, mate's got them in the pub just rood the corner, wait here and I'll be back in a sec.. I'll let you guess what happens next.

From the same Herald article... Oh, well done Charlie boy! So there goes another of Greens "promises", and on the basis that he's sold off a 10% shareholding for just £1m, the whole club is valued at around £10m. So there seems little hope of him raising the £30m he promised then, unless someone is going to gift him the money or the value of the club has suddenly soared since he did the 10% deal. In fact, if we assume that the value stays the same, and that Charles wants to keep a controlling stake of 51%, then the best he can probably hope for is to raise a further £3.9m for the remaining 39% of the club. Ravelin

Yeah and I'm sure Ally took him a tour of all the Div3 grounds just to help seal the deal! I can see one shocked Brazilian on a cold Tuesday night at Peterhead, with the ice cold wind coming off the north sea blowing the rain horizontally. Ravelin

Oh...oh...at last a question I can answer! NASA have been kind of busy landing a new 'Rover' on Mars. This one is specifically designed to determine if life exists, or has ever existed, on the red planet. In that respect they have obviously been a little too preoccupied to help out Sevco. Or maybe, just maybe, NASA has been helping after all, and with a little aforethought the new Mars Rover is there to search out new signing targets for Ally? Of course one of the scientific instruments it carries therefore must be able to check that any martian footballers it finds are not only of the appropriate standard i.e. mercenary, money grabbing b*****d martians, but that they went to the right martian school! Ravelin

Ah, but given that Rangers is such a "global brand" will be be safe wherever he goes? Ravelin

It's getting far too quiet, that's for sure! Calm before the storm maybe? In addition to the share transfer vote, isn't there also the outstanding matter of "Rangers" temporary SFA membership being converted to something more permanent? Wasn't that supposed to happen this week? I suppose they have a few extra days now, what with their match against East Fife being shifted to the Tuesday, or will a new temporary parking permit be issued again?

Gonna back up the feeling that Sevco/Zombie Gers are not going to get their SFA license this weekend. Why? Well as football fans we all know that the decision is not about the SFA growing some balls, "sporting integrity"or even Green caving in and accepting the Oldco may have titled stripped (why that seems to bother him I've no idea). No, the decision will be made on superstition. In 2 hours or so I'll be heading to a remote area of the Scottish west coast, where phone signals will be patchy at best, TV is a no-no, even Radio Scotland 810MW will be like trying to listen to someone on the other side of the world through a barrage of interference, and "the internet" hasn't yet been invented! On that basis, and given that even if I did manage to hear the news I'd have no ice cream and jelly or anyone to celebrate with, I can assure you that superstition thence dictates that Sevco will not get an SFA license, Brechin will get a bye to the next round of the Ramsdens Cup, and I'll be non the wiser until I return to at least semi-civilisation on Monday afternoon. Ravelin

Finding....this....very....hard...to...say...but....well done Dunfermline. Now, who's next up for a collective pat on the back? Ravelin

You can just picture it..... <Knock><knock> Old Man answers door> Hello young fella Bomber> Hi, I was just driving past your football club in my pickup. Old Man> So? Bomber> Well I happened to look up, and well, that club of yours looks like it's about to come crashing down. Old Man > Oh my Bomber> I could have a look at it for you, get it fixed before it goes completely Old Man> Well, I'm not sure.... Bomber> I'll give you a good price...and it really needs fixed urgently, the new season is fast approaching you know. Old Man> How much will it cost me? Bomber> (Sharp intake of breath)......well £400 or so should do it...cash in hand of course....save on the VAT... Old Man> Just wait a sec young fella and I'll go get my wallet Bomber> Result! Now of ourse Bomber will do a shoddy job, but not before coming back for more cash cos the job was bigger than he anticipated in the first place. Watchdog's 'Rouges Gallery' for Bomber? Ravelin