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McCowan has been fantastic but I'd still have Spittal ahead of him. Kent over CCV for me, simply as CCV has been in and out so much. He's better, Kent with a better season IMO.

Brace yourself for and Eric Nicholson-ing.

Stuff like this drives me mental. I understand that defensively there's a million reasons and ways why you can be bad at this, whatever. If you aren't aiming to be at the top of the goals for column every year, then why not? You have 4 days a week to figure that out!

That time we played United on the final day in 2007 when we'd stayed up (just) and had zip to play for. Bobby Martinez arrived as folk queued at the turnstile, some laddie said "Hey that's Roberto Martinez". I'd say he spoke pretty loudly, because Bobby heard him, turned around and gave a cheery wave to the queue who mainly nodded/smiled back. The same laddie then followed this up with "He was fucking shite." at basically the same volume. Bobby was not happy.

Bit rough, that? United are (as we know!) chucking money at guys like Watt, Gallagher and Moult. Do wonder if it's Easton. We've been linked with Byrne half a dozen times (though I guess he is a Dundee player), and Stanton is good but probably not at this level? Easton has been all the way down and worked his way back up by being an absolute baller, so that would possibly fit.

He also doesn't continually pick up bookings for random acts of violence.

When the cinch deal was announced he DM'd the SPFL asking if they had any discount codes.

With the chat around 2/3 of what will be our longest serving players potentially leaving, we could really do with someone that's exactly this.

I'll never forget him playing in central midfield and Zidane turning some St. Mirren jobber, and convincing myself he'd be brilliant.

All in all, weird season, ended up roughly where we're meant to be, somehow. Scored a million goals, scored some belters, conceded nothing but horrors. Scottish cup a disaster, league cup a disappointment. Still quite like this team? Also can we stop hooking Davor as a standard option, we go to pieces every fucking time.

They've got enough money to invest "because it's a good laugh", and want to do so with a club that has a strong identity, and then we can sign a functioning back-line because of it. Likely this is it? Probably not. If you don't have your suspicions around motives then I'd like to inspect your wallet, tbh.

Where can I find the tweets about the board being too left wing, I would like a giggle.

A reminder that they're 3 (three) points better off than us this season for that loss.

This is the thing making me most nervous btw. Everyone assuming that Dundee will lose, taking it to the final day; this sounds like a perfect time for a bit of Dundee Things. Ultimately, Top Six at this stage is a massive bonus ball for us, but yeah, it would not surprise me at all to see Tony Doors head home a 96th minute winner for them.