Ladyfan

Trust me, once the wee bugger darling comes out, one is left wondering how the hell they ever fitted in there in the first place!

Ha ha! I was 6 months pregnant with my first wee boy when my hubby came home to find me in floods of tears. I told him that we'd made a mistake and I didn't think I was ready to be a Mum. Poor man had to run when he made the 'bit late now' comment!

Igor's just phoned me from a number that's not his own you know. Reach over and check his pockets.

3 weeks worth of man-flu in my household culminates in me getting a cold and an ear infection. anti-biotics, paracetemol and ibruprofen not working yet. I need sleep.

Are you still in the dog house?

Aw bless! You're post-plastered posts on here are fab! Although you might think you want to die right now, think of the fun I have reading about your antics on a sunday!!

LIGHTWEIGHT. (although you probably won't get this till the morning coz your 4th can will have finished you off for the night)

My wee ones first away game I took him to was just along the road at Cowdenbeath. I kid you not, when we were just passing the 'welcome to cowdenbeath' sign he said 'Mummy, what's that smell?'. It honestly had nothing to do with any provocation from us! My youngest son, who is a bit of a handful, used to come out with a puzzler till the penny dropped with me. I used to ask him 'what's my name?' and couldn't figure out what he was saying in return. took a while but he was saying 'bad'. Probably coz that's the word I used most when talking/screaming like a fish wife to him!

My 5 year still says 'hostible' for hospital. He just can't get it! He also used to say 'milky-storey' instead of multi-storey. I don't like it when all the cutsie words go and they speak proper england!

Liverpool Carling Academy on Saturday to see Echo and the Bunnymen. Can't wait! They always seem to give it that wee bit extra being on home turf. Going to the Royal Albert Hall to see them next Sept where they will be play on the 25th anniversary of their first performance there. Ocean Rain to be sang by Mac accompanied by a full string orchestra. I know already that I will sob my heart out! I get quite emotional when they play that!

Eh naw! Muppet!

I am very glad you made that clear!

I was told that by the midwife. Hot sex, hot curry and a hot bath might help get things kick started. It's a pity that when your the size of a house and are comtemplating passing a pineapple through a pea shooter that you feel like none of that. My friend was told to drink some olive oil! All that did was make her throw up. Bide your time! Good things come to those who wait!

Sky+ is broken. No satellite tv till Monday until new install. Gotta entertain the kids now! They're gutted and disgusted at the fact there are only 5 channels we can get. Cue Me telling them 'When I was wee' story that they couldn't care less about. It's gonna be a bumpy ride!!

Pesky illness! I don't have blood pouring out my eyes so I WILL make it to Hampden on Saturday but what a bloody time to get my first attack in a year. S'no fair! Bring on the steroids!!