FreddieDaquin.

I’m currently sitting with 1 solo win, managed to get it one night when I came home steaming, what a buzz! Mainly play duo’s or squads with mates, I have 16 duo and 26 squad wins which you might think is alright.. But played 290 duo games and 490 squad haha. Funny enough we had that same idea last night, stick on default outfit and people will think we’re jobby - turns out we actually are!

In all seriousness though, fucking delighted for Hendry. If anyone deserved a move like that it was him, been class this season and a reported club record fee plus add ons isn’t too shabby for a 22 year old we’ve had for 6 months. No matter how much I tried to brace myself for the news I still ended up absolutely raging earlier, having calmed down a little and thought about it I feel we’re actually still okay defensively (until O’Dea resumes business as usual on Saturday) with Waddell/Meekings and having Julen come back in against St. J after a long time out and not put a foot wrong. Also got another option in Gadzhalov who’s just sitting rotting away, pretty sure NM would prefer to play El Bak centre half instead of Gadz if it came down to it.

Eh?! When did Glen Kamara leave? Must have missed that.

Giving you worse nightmares than Freddy Kreuger.

I'm sorry, Tim, but I personally think you and the fans are talking out of your arse.

His Instagram stories suggest different, he was walking through the City Centre the other night singing along to a junkie playing the guitar - terrific viewing.

Positive Waddell was carrying an injury against Utd midweek after the County game, I had a feeling McCann's selection today would have been down to that and giving young Kerr a rest if so.

Absolute poetry, that needs to be shone into the sky above dens like the fucking bat signal and read out over the tannoy before every match.

Haber was different class tonight, we were crying out for a big presence up front after Edjenguele strolling it the other week. Well deserved MOTM for him and glad he's got McCann eating his words.

I'd say I was one of Holt's biggest critics in his first season with us - used to get roasted from Ludo for how bad I would tear into him, but I would say definitely since then he has somewhat improved. Last season in particular as Harry said he was getting forward, taking free kicks and even scored a few goals and I would say he had a bit more support defensively from the midfield compared to when he had Greg Stewart in front of him. Anyway on to tonight, how the f**k do you kick this nervous feeling before a derby? No matter the importance I always feel sick. A few pints after work should do the trick but at the moment I'm sitting in work like a DAB wife waiting on their man getting home after a defeat to Dumbarton.

15% of the gate is deducted from the overall figure by the home club then whatever is left gets split evenly between the two teams. This next derby will surely bring another little added boost considering it's on BT again. Also, seen a tweet earlier saying Nelms was apparently speaking to a few people in the Main stand yesterday about a new signing to be announced this week as well.

Even our old pal and Youtube sensation Finlay has chewed!

"He's one of your own, he's one of your own! fifeunited, he's one of your own!" In all seriousness, get him to f**k. Think every club has their fair share of minters but he has to be one of the worst I've seen on here, tragic stuff.

Love this one, standing with a grin like The Cheshire Cat that says "that was a warm up for Sunday DDYB"