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jeffro

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About jeffro

  • Birthday 29/06/1989

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  • Gender
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    Scott Dalziel's Y-Fronts
  • Interests
    Football, chillaxing, giving it laldy.
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    Stenhousemuir
  1. Scooter are brilliant. The guy is a lyrical genius. Hopefully, I'll be able to book him for my wedding. I'd love the first dance to be to Posse (I Need You).
  2. Whilst I agree it's shite, watching it on a Sunday entitles me to MOTD2, with Adrian Chiles, without having to go downstairs to watch it. It's a win.
  3. I thought it was excellent when Simon Cowell said to Louis, 'If I get the groups, they're not even coming out on the flight'. Louis genuinely looked upset 'You can't do that Simon, you can't!'.
  4. She's nearly legal. And it's not actual sex, so you're not breaking any laws. Although if she sends you nawty pix it would be. In all probability, it was probably a 48 year old man in his mum's attic looking to exchange scat video's with you.
  5. Cyber sex my friend. I'm sure SimonLichtie could give you a few pointers.
  6. Or just become a rapist. Make the epilepsy card your calling card. You'll become folklore! The Epileptic Raper, that's a cool name.
  7. The entire Livingston fiasco has been a disaster on all levels. I can completely understand where the Shire are coming from in this case. How much compensation are the Shire looking for?
  8. Stop taking your pills and sell them round the back of the school. You'll be cool as f**k.
  9. It's called The Bible. Joseph only thought it was the immaculate conception because he was out his face.
  10. I can't say I've ever suffered from a lack of confidence. I did go through a spell when I wasn't as arrogant as I usually am. That was tough.
  11. This may sound ridiculous, but my advice would be to copy the most coolest cat in your year at school. Use words and/or phrases that he uses. Gel your hair like him. Wear similar clothes. Do everything that he does. It's absolutely fool-proof! If he's cool, and you do what he does, then you're going to be the slyest dawg going. You get me blud? Or stop following Forfar and you might feel better.
  12. I'm really sorry if I push you over the edge or that, ken, but why the f**k do you need a confidence tutor? Can I ask your physical appearance? Does it consist of glasses, bowties and an outrageous monobrow?
  13. Oh, okay. I'm sorry for wanting to check how much is in my account before I withdraw anything. I'm also sorry for the machine taking its time coming back with my information. Furthermore, I give my sincerest apologies for requesting a reciept from the machine as proof of my transaction. Sorry once again, you c**t.
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