No specific team as such anymore, but can generally be found hanging around the Third Division, watching two or three of their teams.
Detest bad shirt numbers. All numbers should be clearly legible and put on panels on striped, hooped shirts.
Luddite with no time for change for change's sake, or daft gimmicks like rebranding and squad numbers. Detest internet trumpets and trolls. Attention-seeking inadequates.
Can't believe that over 2300 people have viewed this profile. Why? What does it matter? As for all the likes/dislikes nonsense on posts - what's all that about? A product of the social media mania. Fudbook and Twatter.
That Beckindale bypass was so busy. Just about the only vehicle not on the road was the Yorkshire CC team coach bring driven by one of the Bresnan twins.
Shame that lizard Peers wasn't roadkill.
With a haircut and some designer stubble, she'd be a dead ringer for Yarksher cricketer Tim Bresnan. They could be twins. Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?
It's not an advert as such, but those Sure clips at the start of the advert breaks on Sky Sports News. The one with the F1 mechanics posing in the gym. Especially the smirking Matt LeTissier lookalike.
That new confused.com advert "Just call me Mr Green Light". Imagine being stuck in a car with that.
Er, no. Just call you Mr Thrush. Because you're an irritating c**t