Daddy Cheeze

I've been really disappointed in Dundee this season,appointing a competent manager,signing players that look like they weren't prize draw winners, not fucking my accumulator on a weekly basis,this is not the Dundee I recognise. Tonights calloff shows the historic commitment to patter in Scottish football I've come to expect of the Dundee Derry Boys.If you could find it in your climate change to postpone next week's re-re-arranged game also that would be superb. You know you want to.

Finished watching the game back after a shitemare shift.Thought our play from second balls was everything we didn't do against Ayr and helped keep the pressure on Arbroath for decent spells,especially second half where we bossed the game, same again on Saturday plz. Props to the Arbroath TV commentary team,sounded like a smokie accented version of my mob where the last thing you talk about is the game itself when your team isn't performing,we've all been there. #ricflairwoooo

Haven't seen a second of the game so far but listening in I now know who in Arbroath only has two haircuts left,what the commentators boy had for his dinner and their favourite wrestler. Haven't a fuckin scooby what's happening on the pitch apart from McIntosh getting a shoeing at half time.8/10 would listen again.

Trying to figure out what cocktail of drugs the commentators are on is all part of the fun. Can't be worse than the Falkirk helmets from last season shirley?

Games on arbroathfc.tv for £13,rota'd nightshift so hoping for a quiet first couple of hours to see the game. Not sure what to expect,looking for some kind of response to the woeful second half last Friday although aware the team's probably feeling the burn of the last few weeks schedule.

Said similar to this when the draw was made

Motherwell at home please.

'Mon then Bears, in a season packed full of banter moments i dont want to be triggered thinking about, hows about serving up a fresh shitburger for the packers playoff hopes. At Lambeu. And Getsy still employed as OC. And the shit the bed prevent defence tactics in the last 8-10mins of EVERY fucking half since Flus began. Gonny just 'mon?* *this space reserved for morganfreemantheydidnaemon.gif *

The 'Tank Bowl' Classic. 'Clash of the Shite-ens' Unsure if Fields having a chance of returning after a short week will make any difference to da Bears. Will settle for giving under 50 yards on penalties this week. Baby steps and that.

Caught most of the Bears hilarious attempt at being a pro football team last night and wow, they went full bears. If one or two parts of the defense are having a rough night you have a shot at riding it out but when everything goes at once it's really entertaining to watch in a 'might as well laugh' kinda way. One of the few decent hits we did make was on our own fucking teammate putting him out ffs. Even worse than last year and i didnt think that was possible after the money they spaffed up the wall in the summer. Only bright spot was Bagent's performance who could be a reliable backup QB if he was coached by anybody but the muppets at Hallas Hall.

Astros Phillies WS with Astros taking the lot with a game to spare was my bet before they started yesterday. Starting to look like I'm as good* at baseball betting as I am at fitba betting. * Editors note : replace 'as good' with fucking useless

They'll have to get their finger oot even though its still early days in the series. Valdez ran through the whole lineup in the first giving up 5hits for four runs quickly followed by a one two three sit doon by the top of the order. And theres another first pitch single to open the top of the second. Long may the astros arse collapse.

Oh. Ya. Fxckin. Belter. We're winning the whole fxckin thing lads.