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Are male prostitutes known as "hookers" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2592478/Tory-MP-Mark-Menzies-quits-drug-rent-boy-claims.html sorry for using the Mail but I reckon it gives an insight as to why he had to come up with 5 grand sharpish.

The top league in the world needs a showcase match to let those cheeky foreign chappies know it's the mutts nuts. I suggest Burnley v Sheffield United on a wet and windy Tuesday night.

It's Songkran, it's my birthday, I'm on the piss and the greetin faced statement issuing quintessentially British establishment club getting twonked by Ross County. Happy days.

I went down to Cornwall for the one in 1999 was very strange experience due to being wrecked. What I remember was it was cloudy so never seen the sun and all the sea birds coming onshore when it reached totality you just seen loads of camera flashes along the coast. the happy mondays were due to play at the eclipse festival but were hours late to turn up and i ended up crashing out in my tent and missing the show.

Tav and Silva have been especially pish Maeda is running him ragged and Silva is getting bullied by a 5 stone soaking wet defender.

Swally is not even going to Ibrox so his outburst looks even more stupid but hey if you sound the bear klaxon expect them to turn up the stupid levels to max. Party songs for the first half party booing for the second.

Yoons in manufactured outrage about destroying oor kulture. McCoist is a panelist on Radio Gammon with the other whammies like Alan Brazil and Simon Jordan where being a c**t comes with the territory. Him and Brazil know the hatred brings in the money so amplify the OF* shite to the max. I'm sure McCoist knows all the party songs but I'd give him enough smarts not to belt out Derry's Walls when he's on co-coms.

https://www.pianoman.biz/ His journey has taken him in many different directions and, after 10 years working as a full time musician in the cruise ship industry, he recently re-married and has settled in Bournemouth where he is adjusting to a new life on land .

Gallopin' Gertie. I've fished around the remains of it in the Puget Sound. The only casualty was Tubby the dog because they couldn't coax it out of the car before it collapsed.

Jocky Scott v the P&B universe would be the ultimate day in court but I'm sure he'd rather settle outside with bursting a few faces.

The idiot is outraged that Jeremy Vine is suing him for a quarter of a million for continually calling him a bike nonce . He's set up a go fund me and managed to find 756 morons to take his tally over 10% of his 100k goal. Barton regularly post from exotic worldwide resorts and is believed to have made over 5m in his playing career. The epitome of a right wing grifter.

Yes Sibbick (checked Google)reminded me of Brian Reid back in the day the way he strolled about.

The delicious hounding Piers Morgan wife is getting on twitter is what all these gob shite pretendy journalists deserve.

And you can stick yer Lego stadiums up yer arse.

First half was keech. Thought we came out well in the second half and rattled Hearts but they were the only team likely to score in the last 15. Thought the big centre half for them looked silky and Power worked his arse off. Shankland might be a w****r but he'll be getting my full support in Germany. Always good to see cappielow rocking on a cold winters night .