longjohn

I remember Jim Thomson scoring from a free kick against the forces of Mordor in the Scottish Cup Final

Dece.

About time we had some culture and refinement in this place. I attach for your cultural enjoyment the following ode that was forwarded to me by one of my esteemed collegues who is obviously a man of critical literary taste... I know a man whose name is Jim I really love throwing tomatoes at him Tomatoes are soft and don't hurt the skin But these fuckers do, coz they're still in the tin

Stick to your guns, no discussions, just thanks but no thanks.

Double pepperoni and extra cheese. Dominos in Saudi Arabia used to do this a treat

I suppose it is better than offshore workers who follow through

Cheers for the info mate. Shame about that, there was intelligence there but I guess he shoul;d have known better

Just looked back at the poster who opened this thread and noted it was none other than that worthy champion of the Tynie Humour Police - mhak (Mhak, Makoliunas etc). I had not seen any posts from him for a while and I thought maybe he had moved abroad again, maybe to take up employment as Ron Jeremy's fluffer or suchlike. But then I noted that he's banned! What on earth did he do?

Arbroath fan's sour grapes after last Saturday's 3-1 humping by City methinks

Well done Morton, excellent result. Should keep Tiny Tears in his job a bit longer as well.

The passports could very well be found as they may be necessary to get the terrorists into their target area, such as on a commercial aircraft. Of course they could be false but maybe not as they guys might well like a bit of posthumous glory. The sheeples bite back

Two girls and a cup and Mhak

The UK government will provide consular assistance to UK nationals detained abroad. They will ensure that the accused receive treatment comparable to that of the natives of the country in question. This means proper access to lawyers etc. They can also provide regular visits to those in custody to ensure that they have been appropriately treated. The UK government and the Embassy concerned will stress that they cannot interfere in the workings of the judicial system of the country in question, they cannot get people off or influence cases or judgments in any way. Word.

If ya can't do the time...

Harsh but appropriate if they are guilty