the_russian

cumbath

Fife's youtube legend Robert Clark is trying his hand at rugby vids now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6UVhXB2mUA

Why would Rankine be so keen to help out all these clubs that he doesn't even support? His majority shareholding at East Fife, though public knowledge, is still something that he won't go public over and as far as I know he's never been to an East Fife game to support us. Also, when did he save East Fife from bankrupcy? Any shares he bought would have went to the sellers and not the club surely?

Rankine is East Fife's major shareholder, though his shares are spread about in other peoples names (including the 10 year old lassie) and Derrick Brown was his man in charge, laterly replaced by Sid Collumbine. Nobody knows what Rankine wants with East Fife but its certainly not for football reasons.

Actually, I should add a 6th - I got barred from the Cauliflower in Ilford for singing Katy Perry on karaoke where I changed the lyrics to "I raped a girl and I liked it".

1. I'm a window cleaner, by trade. 2. When I was younger I won a warhammer tournament in Edinburgh. 3. I'm black. 4. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 22. 5. My first football top was actually an early 90s Dunfermline top that my mum bought me in a clearance sale in a shop in Glenrothes kingdom center.

Classic.

Not quite a coupon buster, but I got £30 in my birthday card lastnight when I was having my tea with my family in a pub, and i've lost it phoned the pub but they said nothing was handed in. I blame Raith Rovers...

Fancy meeting you here at this time of the morning. Mr table bought me my tea with his winnings, he's ok like that.

Had a look at adding Spurs to a trixie today, but I reckon I could beat them on my own at the moment, they really are God awful.

She's got to earn her keep.

QOS, you pathetic c***s.

Nip down to that pub at the end of your street... I forget its name.... and have one in its cludgy.