[Half A Person]

1. I once, somehow, got dogshit on my sleeve of my jacket when I was in first year and I had been voted class representative and there was a big meeting of all the class reps i the last period and everyone was like, 'eww whats that smell?' and I blamed it on my friend, who was quite posh, by saying that he must have 'rich farts' because of all the 'plum puddings and duck and stuff that he eats.' His status at high school never quite recovered.

2. I am awesome at Scrabble and love to play it.

3. I hate using the phone to do any sort of organising or asking for stuff or anything that's not a chat really. It's pretty pathetic, but I'll get my girlfriend to phone a takeway because it makes me feel so uncomfortable.

4. I have trouble pissing if there's someone beside me so I'll cover up the fact there's no noise of pish splashing into the urinal or trough by coughing, sneezing and doing big dirty pleghmy spits.

5. I deal with conflict or awkwardness by using humour and I go home wracked with feelings of cowardice and inadequacy ...

[Mr. Brightside]

1 - I play for Newton FC

2 - I have met Karim Benzema and Juninho B)

3 - I like Australia a lot

4 - I support Motherwell

5 - I love Ice Hockey and support the Calgary Flames

[Eugene Rose]

1. My best mate is nicknamed "Jesus" because he died and came back to life when we were in 3rd yr.

2. I am obsessed with money yet never have any because I am always losing it or spending it lol.

3. I hate Christmas, birthdays and new year.

4. I respect Ted Bundy for carrying out his crimes in such a discreet manner for so long.

5. I am a recreational drug user.

[Paco]

jeffro, on Dec 12 2008, 15:57, said:

3. My younger brother is gay and everytime I see him a part of me dies inside.

Harsh, I feel, yet funny. Anyway:

1. I absolutely cannot keep a straight face when winding people up. Which is a shame, as I come up with some pretty elaborate plans.

2. I'm possibly the most laid back person you could meet. I haven't got an urgent bone in my body.

3. I ran over one of the stewards at a go-karting track once. Oops.

4. Boredom will drive me to anything. I've taken apart chairs and knocked holes in walls because I'm not too keen on Hiden's view of the economic problems facing Weimar Germany in 1923.

5. I once appeared in my local paper glaring at Andy Smith after he missed a sitter against Forfar in 2003. The look of disgust on my face makes everyone who has ever seen it laugh.

[xbl]

Half A Person, on Dec 12 2008, 22:51, said:

3. I hate using the phone to do any sort of organising or asking for stuff or anything that's not a chat really. It's pretty pathetic, but I'll get my girlfriend to phone a takeway because it makes me feel so uncomfortable.

I can share your pain there! I will happily email, text, or go face to face, but I desperately avoid the phone whenever I can. I've never phoned a takeaway in my life.

[Enigma]

1) I could probibly roll of 70% of the worlds capital citys. I have a real thirst for picking up fairly useless bits of knowlage. The geograpy of the world generally excites me, I have a large world map in my room.

2) My music tates is generally limited to music made between 1980-1990

3) I am somehow facinated by the fall or the Berlin Wall and the other revolutions of 1989, perticularly the Romanian Revolution

4) I have been to Germany 7 times, it is the only country, save Scotland, I would concider living in.

5) I have never lived in Kirkcaldy or Fife. The first time I went to Kirkcaldy was for my first Raith Rovers game.

[ohphuq]

1. I've been traveling around the world since April and fly home tomorrow, eek!

2. I've never been on a rollercoaster.

3. I don't believe in God.

4. I have a nasty habit of waking up on grassy verges or park benches after a night out.

5. I get the worst headaches ever, all I can do is lie in a darkened room taking double the recommended dose of painkillers for 2-3 days.

[lzreid]

1. I'm a politics geek but wil rarely discuss politics as I find the majority of people have no idea what they're talking about.

2. Football is my addiction. Seriously.

3. I have been arrested twice. Only once was anything to do with me.

4. I plan to leave the country in April 2010. I won't be back except to visit or work. I don't much like Britain.

5. I hate my job.

[uberman]

Enigma, on Dec 13 2008, 01:32, said:

1) I could probibly roll of 70% of the worlds capital citys. I have a real thirst for picking up fairly useless bits of knowlage. The geograpy of the world generally excites me, I have a large world map in my room.

2

You'd think you'd be able to spell it correctly if it excites you that much

[Ric]

1) I think I am cleverer than I actually am
2) I have a criminal record that is the length of your arm that includes firearms and assault.
3) I have visited every country in Western Europe except Scandinavia.
4) I nearly drowned in a pond when I was about 5 and I am shit scared of water.
5) I was expelled from school at the start of 4th year and never had any qualifications until I was 28.

This post has been edited by Ric: 14 December 2008 - 10:14

[Fudge]

1) I don't care about racist or sectarian chanting at football games. It doesn't offend me in the slightest and I'm not bothered if it continues.

2) If I get the poker hand 7, 2 suited I will go all in pre flop

3) I like tomato based sauces in pasta and pizza, but have never eaten an actual tomato.

4) My professional football career was brought to an end after I was bitten by a snake.

5) I like seeing football clubs go out of business.

[SaltyTON]

Fudge, on Dec 14 2008, 11:17, said:

2) If I get the poker hand 7, 2 suited I will go all in pre flop

3) I like tomato based sauces in pasta and pizza, but have never eaten an actual tomato.

2)
3) Neither have I, I really hate the taste of tomato, but I like all kinds of tomato based sauces, tomato ketchup, tomato soup, etc.

[The Naitch]

1. I love watching Countdown.

2. I once written an article in the Evening Times defending Chris Templeman's time at Morton.

3. I have a Journalism degree (with honours) but so far doing f**k all with it.

4. I have 271 DVD's and hardly watch any of them.

5. I hate spaghetti bolognese.



Edited for spelling, would you believe.

This post has been edited by The Naitch: 14 December 2008 - 16:11

[Vanquinho.]

Fudge, on Dec 14 2008, 10:17, said:

2) If I get the poker hand 7, 2 suited I will go all in pre flop

It's the right thing to do!

[Enigma]

uberman, on Dec 14 2008, 10:02, said:

You'd think you'd be able to spell it correctly if it excites you that much

Number 6 would have been spelling is my weak point.

[squidger]

1. post on here because of a lack of a girlfriend at the moment...(oddjob) it soothes me.
2. think political beliefs in this country have become defunct and devoid of reason.
3. (as per RIC) I think i am cleverer than i am.
4. I would prefer to chase a fish than speak to a human (take of that what you will)
5. I have been arrested three times, for sad pathetic things that would get me no street cred at all!

[Toma_BullyWee]

1 - I have absolutely no interest in sex at the moment. If a stunning woman offered me her chuff i would probably turn it down.

2 - I am a complete comedy snob, and when i go on rants about comedy i come across as a complete c**t.

3 - I fucking love cocaine. ( Not anything to do with number 1. I rarely take Coke as it's quite expensive, But i fucking love it. )

4 - I have never had a girlfriend. I don't think i could ever like someone enough to want to share my life with them, or even spend a few months with them.

5 - When i chat up women, I intentionally try to f**k it up. In my group of friends, when you f**k up with a woman it's called "A Toma".

[pantene proV]

Toma_BullyWee, on Dec 15 2008, 01:57, said:

1 - I have absolutely no interest in sex at the moment. If a stunning woman offered me her chuff i would probably turn it down.

2 - I am a complete comedy snob, and when i go on rants about comedy i come across as a complete c**t.

3 - I fucking love cocaine. ( Not anything to do with number 1. I rarely take Coke as it's quite expensive, But i fucking love it. )

4 - I have never had a girlfriend. I don't think i could ever like someone enough to want to share my life with them, or even spend a few months with them.

5 - When i chat up women, I intentionally try to f**k it up. In my group of friends, when you f**k up with a woman it's called "A Toma".

Hmmmmmn, is your most prized possession a mirror perchance?

You need a bird, she'll give you self-esteem and get you out of your secular world!

[Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth]

Good thread this - il give it a try.

1) Although I don't bring it into football whatsoever (or care about the OF) I am quite the bigot and often go on drunken rants and use the term 'proddy b*****d.'

2) I enjoy getting fucked up as possible on drink. I hate moderate drinking.

3) I have never held down a stable girlfriend as I am a habitual love rat.

4) Proffessional Wrestling is probably my biggest pasion in life.

5) I like Roast Chicken crisps and consumed 2 packets just minutes ago.

[uberman]

Toma_BullyWee, on Dec 15 2008, 01:57, said:

1 - I have absolutely no interest in sex at the moment. If a stunning woman offered me her chuff i would probably turn it down.

2 - I am a complete comedy snob, and when i go on rants about comedy i come across as a complete c**t.

3 - I fucking love cocaine. ( Not anything to do with number 1. I rarely take Coke as it's quite expensive, But i fucking love it. )

4 - I have never had a girlfriend. I don't think i could ever like someone enough to want to share my life with them, or even spend a few months with them.

5 - When i chat up women, I intentionally try to f**k it up. In my group of friends, when you f**k up with a woman it's called "A Toma".

Unless you've been to South America or you know a celebrity coke dealer you've probably not tried the real deal. The stuff your average punter in Scotland uses is absolute shite.

[Toma_BullyWee]

pantene proV, on Dec 15 2008, 02:56, said:

Hmmmmmn, is your most prized possession a mirror perchance?

You need a bird, she'll give you self-esteem and get you out of your secular world!

As i said, I don't do it very often, I just really enjoy it.

As for the second part, People just start to irritate me really quickly. I have plenty of self esteem... But maybe i have a bit of a god complex. Haha.

uberman, on Dec 15 2008, 11:33, said:

Unless you've been to South America or you know a celebrity coke dealer you've probably not tried the real deal. The stuff your average punter in Scotland uses is absolute shite.

I'm fully aware the stuff we get here isn't up to much and there is much better out there.. Still, I enjoy it.

Edit-= Spelling mistake

This post has been edited by Toma_BullyWee: 15 December 2008 - 16:41

[Nizlopi]

1. i am an athiest and hate people who are religious and preach to you about god.

2. i was once on the same train as robbie williams and got chucked off for calling him a twat.

3. i don't seem to ever get hangovers no matter how much i drink the previous night.

4. the first ever saints game went to was the 7-2 game versus dundee and got told off by a policeman for laughing at and mocking the dundee fans after the game

5. i put my christmas tree up on the 1st of december. i always have and always will

[1320Lichtie]

knowlesy101, on Dec 15 2008, 15:32, said:

1. i am an athiest and hate people who are religious and preach to you about god.

2. i was once on the same train as robbie williams and got chucked off for calling him a twat.

3. i don't seem to ever get hangovers no matter how much i drink the previous night.

4. the first ever saints game went to was the 7-2 game versus dundee and got told off by a policeman for laughing at and mocking the dundee fans after the game

5. i put my christmas tree up on the 1st of december. i always have and always will

Can you do that.