[DJP]

http://news.bbc.co.u...fic/7327984. stm

A woman has been rescued from the jaws of a saltwater crocodile in Australia after her husband jumped onto its back and forced it to flee.

The attack took place in the Litchfield National Park near Darwin in Australia's Northern Territory.

The crocodile lunged at its victim as she stood on the banks of a river, locking its jaws around her legs before trying to drag her into the water.

Police have said the heroism of her husband almost certainly saved her.

He leapt onto the large reptile's back, gouging at its eyes with his fingers trying to free his wife.

Eventually, after a brief but almighty struggle, the animal relented.

The 36-year-old woman suffered serious injuries and will have surgery in Darwin.

Her husband escaped unharmed.

Last week, police in the Northern Territory opened fire on a crocodile as it closed in on a drunken man who had accepted a dare to swim in dangerous waters.

[MarvMarvSuperMarv]

Well done chief B)

This post has been edited by MarvMarvSuperMarv: 03 April 2008 - 11:40

[Estragon]

A crocodile has been rescued from the jaws of a woman in Australia after her husband jumped onto her back and forced her to flee.

The attack took place in the Litchfield National Park near Darwin in Australia's Northern Territory.

The vagina-clad maniac lunged at her victim as she stood on the banks of a river, locking her jaws around its legs before trying to drag it into the kitchenette.

Police have said the heroism of her husband almost certainly saved the beleagured maneater.

He leapt onto the large squaw's back, gouging at her eyes with his fingers trying to free his beloved from the killer grip of his demonic ball and chain.

Eventually, after a brief but almighty struggle, the animal relented.

The 36-year-old woman suffered serious injuries and will have surgery in Darwin.

The crocodile thankfully escaped unharmed.

Last week, police in the Northern Territory opened fire on a crocodile as it closed in on Prime Minister Kevin Rudd who had accepted a dare to swim in dangerous waters.

[Karl Fletcher]

Fair play to him

[DJP]

Estragon, on Apr 3 2008, 12:47, said:

A crocodile has been rescued from the jaws of a woman in Australia after her husband jumped onto her back and forced her to flee.

The attack took place in the Litchfield National Park near Darwin in Australia's Northern Territory.

The vagina-clad maniac lunged at her victim as she stood on the banks of a river, locking her jaws around its legs before trying to drag it into the kitchenette.

Police have said the heroism of her husband almost certainly saved the beleagured maneater.

He leapt onto the large squaw's back, gouging at her eyes with his fingers trying to free his beloved from the killer grip of his demonic ball and chain.

Eventually, after a brief but almighty struggle, the animal relented.

The 36-year-old woman suffered serious injuries and will have surgery in Darwin.

The crocodile thankfully escaped unharmed.

Last week, police in the Northern Territory opened fire on a crocodile as it closed in on Prime Minister Kevin Rudd who had accepted a dare to swim in dangerous waters.

That is just a different version of my topic starter 2 lines up. Surely you were not that lazy to avoid reading that.

This post has been edited by DJP: 03 April 2008 - 11:58

[DJP]

Karl Fletcher, on Apr 3 2008, 12:48, said:

Fair play to him

Well, To be fair, He was probably more concered over who was going to cook his tea for him should his wife have died

[Karl Fletcher]

DJP, on Apr 3 2008, 12:58, said:

Well, To be fair, He was probably more concered over who was going to cook his tea for him should his wife have died

God you're right. I've got a phone call to make....

[DJP]

BullyWee1878, on Apr 3 2008, 13:00, said:

Whats up with you DJP you made a post without mentioning that Liverpool are cheats or lucky

And to think I once defended Liverpool over payments to Luton

*I still have sleepless nights over it

This post has been edited by DJP: 03 April 2008 - 12:07