[Sudafed]

some guy on the radio the other day who supposedly was in the know with these sorts of things said that he thinks that we should allow the giant panda to die out, we have been artificially selecting the erm...gene pattern, you know breeding loads of big, cute, cuddly ones but they don't do very well in the wild on their own, so maybe he says we should just let them die out. to help you make up your mind here is a picture of one -

http://www.allposters.co.uk/gallery.asp? st...e=&SearchID=

[Broccoli Dog]

the giant panda is a stupid animal which has failed to evolve past eating a tone of bamboo per day and sleeping, plus is extremely picky about who it shags.

they look pretty cute though.

[Sudafed]

you wouldn't say it to their faces though would you ? if you saw one you'd probably go awwww same as the rest of us.

[Sudafed]

"eating a tone of bamboo per day and sleeping, plus is extremely picky about who it shags."

see to me that sounds pretty civilised as far as the animal kingdom goes. maybe they're just a bit more refined.

[Broccoli Dog]

it's almost as if they want to be extinct.

sex? no thanks, we're pandas.

[Broccoli Dog]

best thing a panda ever did was wipe his arse with a falkirk top, but then the polis made a complaint against him and he got the sack.

[Sudafed]

what I mean is a dog is like wow we're the same species let's get it on, sometimes even not with some dogs, whereas a panda is more like but do you vote liberal ? what do your parents do ? were you looking at that giraffe in the enclosure earlier you were weren't you ?

[Mel Hutchwright]

Ron Burgundy, on Apr 2 2008, 18:07, said:

they are a shit animal and I agree...I would not miss them...christ they don't even like procreating with each other...a real idiot of the animal world.

I'd agree that their antipathy to procreation, coupled with the fact that their diet is almost entirely composed of something with negligable nutritional value, means that the panda is one of natures great idiots.

However, there just so damned adorable and that it is the most convincing argument there is for their protection.

[Broccoli Dog]

what they need to do is dress them up in ben sherman, fill them with buckfast and send them down sauchiehall street of a friday night.

[gordon the gopher]

[Sudafed]

awwww lol.

[gordon the gopher]

This is a video just of 2 pandas sitting and eating and thats about it - but so fascinating I watched the full 6 minutes haha

http://uk.youtube.co...h?v=-SFvWEZaRrI

[Sudafed]

so romantic lol. pandas are great.

[rajpelt]

They dont want to hump? and they like to cuddle? Sounds like a relationships after the first year.

I say burn them at the stake.

[longjohn]

Ron Burgundy, on Apr 2 2008, 18:16, said:

I have a long history of wildlifeacide involving air rifles....I foresee no real problem in upping the ante to include shite japanese animals.

Koalas are getting it next.

Giant pandas are from China. The Japanese would probably eat them served raw with a side order of raw halibut.

[Ned Nederlander]

Stupid Baby, on Apr 2 2008, 18:12, said:

the giant panda is a stupid animal which has failed to evolve past eating a tone of bamboo per day and sleeping, plus is extremely picky about who it shags.

Surely this is the time for good old -

Panda: Eats shoots and leaves.


... and, of course, sneezes

[gordon the gopher]

An even better video - this panda sneezing the cub gets a fcuking fright thats for sure

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRH3iTQPrk&. ..feature=related

[rajpelt]

Ron Burgundy, on Apr 2 2008, 18:16, said:

I have a long history of wildlifeacide involving air rifles....I foresee no real problem in upping the ante to include shite japanese animals.

Koalas are getting it next.

Glad your going for Koalas next - what do they offer to society? they hug trees and generally look like they are gonnae fall off. Shitebags.