[MarvMarvSuperMarv]

After thomsons 'dive' on Saturday i was looking through YouTube and found this: It's got to be the worst dive ever!?

http://youtube.com/w...feature=related


EDIT: FOOTBALL

This post has been edited by MarvMarvSuperMarv: 01 April 2008 - 09:59

[Larsson.]

[MarvMarvSuperMarv]

Larsson., on Apr 1 2008, 10:54, said:

Thanks for that

[Monster]

Marek Tomana tried about four or five for Cowdenbeath last Saturday that were just ridiculous. So bad, in fact, that the ref only gave him a foul for one of them.

I remember when he was at Stirling Albion and he seemed much more enthusiastic about it then. He even used to wait until there was slight contact before crumpling in a heap. Now it seems he just doesn't put the effort into it like he used to.

[MarvMarvSuperMarv]

Monster, on Apr 1 2008, 11:32, said:

Marek Tomana tried about four or five for Cowdenbeath last Saturday that were just ridiculous. So bad, in fact, that the ref only gave him a foul for one of them.

I remember when he was at Stirling Albion and he seemed much more enthusiastic about it then. He even used to wait until there was slight contact before crumpling in a heap. Now it seems he just doesn't put the effort into it like he used to.

Is that the boy with the long brown hair? Played for Stirling in last years play-off?

[Estragon]

Linwood is a fucking dive.

I started a new job a couple of months ago, where I'm doing quite a bit of travelling - and it's only now that I've realised that Kilmarnock is far from the kind of place I thought it was.

[gc_smfc]

Estragon, on Apr 1 2008, 11:42, said:

Linwood is a fucking dive.

I started a new job a couple of months ago, where I'm doing quite a bit of travelling - and it's only now that I've realised that Kilmarnock is far from the kind of place I thought it was.

As in Linwood Renfrewshire,

thats got to be one of the nicest villages there is, with his modern shopping centre and major attractions such as Linwood Sport Centre and the big adventure, it also has a number of family friendly pubs such as the clippins inn, and the Heritage

[Monster]

MarvMarvSuperMarv, on Apr 1 2008, 11:35, said:

Is that the boy with the long brown hair? Played for Stirling in last years play-off?

Aye, that's him.

[arab_joe]

I can see this being a good thread...

Gerrard (England v Portugal, 2004)

Diouf (Blackburn v Bolton)

[MarvMarvSuperMarv]

arab_joe, on Apr 1 2008, 13:33, said:

I can see this being a good thread...

Gerrard (England v Portugal, 2004)

Diouf (Blackburn v Bolton)

Girladinos was a class. http://youtube.com/watch?v=tLnCrjWACHU made by a tim

[Mozzamozza]

MarvMarvSuperMarv, on Apr 1 2008, 14:04, said:

Girladinos was a class. http://youtube.com/watch?v=tLnCrjWACHU made by a tim

Thats the winner by a country mile. Or even a c**ty mile.

[Savage Henry]

Mozzamozza, on Apr 1 2008, 15:34, said:

Thats the winner by a country mile. Or even a c**ty mile.

You know what, if he goes down when the contact is made, that's a penalty.
Edited to add, even the Steven Gerrard one you can understand because it was a foul. The worst one so far was Diouf.

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Jim Pansy, on Apr 1 2008, 16:07, said:

You know what, if he goes down when the contact is made, that's a penalty.
Edited to add, even the Steven Gerrard one you can understand because it was a foul. The worst one so far was Diouf.

Aye the stupid c unt must of thought he would be able to get it. Nahhh the worst one is the first on, it's laughable.

[Virtual Insanity]

Perhaps technically not a dive but this is the first thing that came to mind Spot the Sniper

Manager Dive - What I love about this one is actually the way the player goes down and puts his hand to his head, a very feminine faint.

[Johnstoun]

http://uk.youtube.co...h?v=ZMyodSDQbXM

30 seconds in.

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Johnstoun, on Apr 1 2008, 17:56, said:

http://uk.youtube.co...h? v=ZMyodSDQbXM

30 seconds in.

That is shockingly funny

[BishyTON]

Worst dive ever ... lol

lol

[craigkillie]

BishyTON, on Apr 1 2008, 19:08, said:

lol

We have a winner!!!

[Reynard]

gc_smfc, on Apr 1 2008, 13:20, said:

As in Linwood Renfrewshire,

thats got to be one of the nicest villages there is, with his modern shopping centre and major attractions such as Linwood Sport Centre and the big adventure, it also has a number of family friendly pubs such as the clippins inn, and the Heritage

My grandfather built quite a lot of houses in Linwood. My other Grandfaither garage was there as well and it`s still there as far as I know.

My mother claims to have lived in Milliken Park when it was rural

[Weekender]

Surely Rivaldo's dive against Turkey in the 2002 World Cup deserves a mention.The one where the ball hit him in the baws and he held his face ?

[arab_joe]

Jim Pansy, on Apr 1 2008, 16:07, said:

even the Steven Gerrard one you can understand because it was a foul.

There was no contact at all though... Why on earth did he go down?!

Another classic...

Rivaldo (Brazil v Turkey)

FAO Bluebirdton... Great minds think alike!

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BluebirdTon, on Apr 1 2008, 20:34, said:

Surely Rivaldo's dive against Turkey in the 2002 World Cup deserves a mention.The one where the ball hit him in the baws and he held his face ?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UgfRCa71Kmw

Hankan got a red card for that ..

[arab_joe]

MarvMarvSuperMarv, on Apr 2 2008, 10:12, said:

http://youtube.com/watch? v=UgfRCa71Kmw

Hankan got a red card for that ..

It was a second yellow I think, but still...

[MarvMarvSuperMarv]

arab_joe, on Apr 2 2008, 10:41, said:

It was a second yellow I think, but still...

In the video unless it has been edited out the ref shows a straight red. But even a yellow! If that was my second yellow i would give him something to dive for!!

[Half A Person]

I remember watching Falkirk v Rangers at Brockville and McCoist did the worst dive I've ever seen. He was in the box and there was no-one within 5 metres of him and he performed this horribly embarrassing Superman effort.

I read an interview of him a few years later and he actually commented on it and remarked how ashamed he was

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