[Coup]

What sort of stuff do you get up to when out on the razz?

I've got a fetish for stealing posters from clubs aand pubs.

[Links_Park_Dynamo]

It has be known for us to return to a house with an assortment of stuff from posters to furniture.

Good few years ago we would move for sale signs in to gardens well away from the said house. Move around road work signs.

The best one though would be a friend who came home with a set of traffic lights.

[Adolfo Rios]

worst thing(funniest thing) I have ever done whilst drunk was setting my arse on fire (3 seperate occasions) not out in town might i add - at a house party

[Coup]

Actually thinking back, this weekend when i was in a pub that will remain nameless i went into the toilet and tried to get the poster from under the protective frame it was in, well i ended up (By complete accident as i dont know my own strength at times) pulling the whole frame out of the wall which was attached with raw-plugs, we all know the type of damage they do when pulled out of a wall. Funny as at the time though, just about shat myself when it came off.

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[thistleburd1876]

craigcouper, on Feb 6 2008, 15:40, said:

What sort of stuff do you get up to when out on the razz?

I've got a fetish for stealing posters from clubs aand pubs.

Ive done that and still do. I stole a poster with george Galloway on it dont know why


Does anyone else when there drunk sing football songs all the way home?

[Monster]

I remember once many years ago when severely inebriated singing 'Paper Roses' with a k*ll*e that I was friendly with when the pubs shut.

[fraser_smfc]

thistleburd1876, on Feb 6 2008, 15:50, said:

Does anyone else when there drunk sing football songs all the way home?

Yes all the time. Many football songs, most of them not actually St Mirren.

[thistleburd1876]

Same if im with a rangers fan ill sing celtic songs and vice versa.

Ive sang clyde songs a few times when ive been out on the bevvy!

[fraser_smfc]

thistleburd1876, on Feb 6 2008, 16:39, said:

Same if im with a rangers fan ill sing celtic songs and vice versa.

Ive sang clyde songs a few times when ive been out on the bevvy!

It makes you feel so dirty in the morning doesn't it?

[Wug]

The last night of real drunkeness for me ended up in me taking a shit in the pub toilet and then realising there was no toilet paper. So I wiped my arse with my boxers and flushed them down the toilet.

The next day I had to come back to the pub as I'd lost my phone. I went to the toilet to see if it was there and wondered what the f**k my boxers were doing in a bucket of shit water... then it all came flooding back to me.

[Mon the Rovers]

thistleburd1876, on Feb 6 2008, 15:50, said:

Does anyone else when there drunk sing football songs all the way home?

Oh yes. It wasn't the only time I'd been told in the morning at uni I'd been 'slavering about Kirkcaldy and Townies or something'.

I once found myself lying on my kitchen floor wearing a sock and a women's top.

ApparentlyI'd decided to swap clothes with some random bint..... who obviously wasn't wearing very much!

[palmy_cammy]

craigcouper, on Feb 6 2008, 15:48, said:

Actually thinking back, this weekend when i was in a pub that will remain nameless i went into the toilet and tried to get the poster from under the protective frame it was in, well i ended up (By complete accident as i dont know my own strength at times) pulling the whole frame out of the wall which was attached with raw-plugs, we all know the type of damage they do when pulled out of a wall. Funny as at the time though, just about shat myself when it came off.

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You were in the right place at the right time had that occured!

Is there a prize if we guess where the photo was taken? I'm sure I recognise the tiles but can't quite put my finger on it...

[philpy]

Shot glasses and pint glasses are a personal favourite of mine. I even managed to steal a 4-pint pitcher from wetherspoons because the daft bint behind the bar never charged me for a deposit i also have a chair from my local, and and couple of the wee stools that they have around the tables. Im pretty sure i have a few ashtrays knocking about as well.

[Coup]

palmy_cammy, on Feb 6 2008, 17:35, said:

You were in the right place at the right time had that occured!

Is there a prize if we guess where the photo was taken? I'm sure I recognise the tiles but can't quite put my finger on it...

If you guess you can have the poster, unfortunatly i left the frame as i doubt i woulda got it by the bouncer.

[DA Baracus]

I just usually get my cock out.

[dave258]

fraser_smfc, on Feb 6 2008, 16:37, said:

Yes all the time. Many football songs, most of them not actually St Mirren.

See, I don't sing Rangers songs. Scotland ones, yes. St Mirren ones, yes. Dumbarton ones, apparently yes. God knows why though.

Wug, on Feb 6 2008, 17:18, said:

The last night of real drunkeness for me ended up in me taking a shit in the pub toilet and then realising there was no toilet paper. So I wiped my arse with my boxers and flushed them down the toilet.

The next day I had to come back to the pub as I'd lost my phone. I went to the toilet to see if it was there and wondered what the f**k my boxers were doing in a bucket of shit water... then it all came flooding back to me.

Classically disgusting choice of words!

DA Baracus, on Feb 6 2008, 19:40, said:

I just usually get my cock out.

Aye, I do that on a pretty regular basis.

Recently, a quick straw poll of the 23 other people I lived with in halls in first year showed that over half of them have seen my trouser snake at some stage or other, for some reason or other.

Damn my tendencies to streak when inebriated.

[Garrowhillclyde]

thistleburd1876, on Feb 6 2008, 16:39, said:

Ive sang clyde songs a few times when ive been out on the bevvy!

So have I

You are showing the first signs of a full recovery.

[Michael W]

I used to jump into hedges and had no idea why I found it funny. I've also knicked the odd pint or shot glass, but I think most people have.

[SimonLichtie]

Links_Park_Dynamo, on Feb 6 2008, 15:43, said:

It has be known for us to return to a house with an assortment of stuff from posters to furniture.

Good few years ago we would move for sale signs in to gardens well away from the said house. Move around road work signs.

The best one though would be a friend who came home with a set of traffic lights.

Pretty much sums it up. Got 4/500 leaflets/ posters/ pint coasters advertising pubs/ clubs/ DJs etc in a draw in my room right behind me. Not added to it for a while though

Done the whole moving for sale signs and road work signs loads. A few months ago, we ended up spending the best part of an hour moving 4 different for sale signs into this 1 person (she's a dick ) we knows garden, along with a few pairs of boxers on her doorstep/ hanging from the tree in her garden.

[SimonLichtie]

Few pics of certain things that have ended up in my room the day after

Also have a Stella mat (the ones usually at the bar) that sits beside my computer for drinks to rest on

I would have a soap dispenser, but sadly that got taken off me after being discovered stuffed down my crotch. Ended up spending the last hour of our night with soap all over the crotch of my jeans. Considering how the push soap stuff looks, it was VERY hard to explain to the burds.....

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[dave258]

SimonLichtie, on Feb 6 2008, 21:37, said:

Few pics of certain things that have ended up in my room the day after

Also have a Stella mat (the ones usually at the bar) that sits beside my computer for drinks to rest on

I would have a soap dispenser, but sadly that got taken off me after being discovered stuffed down my crotch. Ended up spending the last hour of our night with soap all over the crotch of my jeans. Considering how the push soap stuff looks, it was VERY hard to explain to the burds.....

Wouldn't have been obvious at all, eh Simon?

[McMuffin]

MW RRFC, on Feb 6 2008, 21:23, said:

I used to jump into hedges and had no idea why I found it funny.

I used to do that too, until I jamp into a hedge that was concealing a large tree trunk and cracked two ribs. I have no desire to piss blood again.

[vlad is the man]

My sister told me about this guy in one of my locals who - when a fight broke out - somehow managed to nick a plasma screen tv!

[thistleburd1876]

Seem to think im still sexxi when ive got pakora sauce all over my face.

Daftest thing ive done by far though is stand on a big black wheelie bin in partick trying to grab onto a pole nearly fell ooh and putting a counch on top of a car.

Theres hundreds but when your put on the spot