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Posted 05 February 2008 - 15:31

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Deary Me.

This has got to go down as one of the great defences ever heard in a courtroom.

"How do you account for your DNA being all over the body?"

"I found her half-naked body in the street, got a bit randy, and shagged it. I didn't kill her though"

Fucking hell :rolleyes:
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 15:33

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View PostThundermonkey, on Feb 5 2008, 15:31, said:

Deary Me.

This has got to go down as one of the great defences ever heard in a courtroom.

"How do you account for your DNA being all over the body?"

"I found her half-naked body in the street, got a bit randy, and shagged it. I didn't kill her though"

Fucking hell :rolleyes:


I heard about that on the radio. Fucking shocking.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 15:35

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View PostThundermonkey, on Feb 5 2008, 15:31, said:

Deary Me.

This has got to go down as one of the great defences ever heard in a courtroom.

"How do you account for your DNA being all over the body?"

"I found her half-naked body in the street, got a bit randy, and shagged it. I didn't kill her though"

Fucking hell :rolleyes:

You missed out the part where she was already dead :o :huh: <_<
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 15:40

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View PostAndy_C, on Feb 5 2008, 15:35, said:

You missed out the part where she was already dead :o :huh: <_<

Kind of in the link I posted ;)
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 15:48

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I'm sure most p&b males would have went in about her too.
so fair play to the guy.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 15:54

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View PostLarsson., on Feb 5 2008, 15:48, said:

I'm sure most p&b males would have went in about her too.
so fair play to the guy.



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Posted 05 February 2008 - 15:56

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 15:57

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View PostLarsson., on Feb 5 2008, 15:48, said:

I'm sure most p&b males would have went in about her too.
so fair play to the guy.


FFS man!

That's not even slightly funny. :angry:
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 16:02

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 16:26

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View Postcentralparker, on Feb 5 2008, 16:02, said:

Is necrophilia illegal in this country?

No.

The Daily Mail has been raping the shit out of Diana for over ten years now.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 16:29

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View PostThundermonkey, on Feb 5 2008, 16:26, said:

No.

The Daily Mail has been raping the shit out of Diana for over ten years now.



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View PostThundermonkey, on Feb 5 2008, 15:40, said:

Kind of in the link I posted ;)

I know, thats where I read it ;)

Kind of not in your quote, though, and I thought it was pretty much integral to the story ;)
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 16:36

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View PostAndy_C, on Feb 5 2008, 16:30, said:

I know, thats where I read it ;)

Kind of not in your quote, though, and I thought it was pretty much integral to the story ;)

If I was bringing the item to the attention of people who already knew of the story I'd have put the link last. I was kind of hoping folk would read the link first so that the rest of the post made sense.
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View PostThundermonkey, on Feb 5 2008, 16:36, said:

If I was bringing the item to the attention of people who already knew of the story I'd have put the link last. I was kind of hoping folk would read the link first so that the rest of the post made sense.

Ah, that was my mistake then.

I still think your quote would have read better if you'd included the words 'already dead' ;)
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 16:42

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View PostForest_Fifer, on Feb 5 2008, 15:57, said:

FFS man!

That's not even slightly funny. :angry:

I bet you'v had a good few birds who have just lied there and taken it,so what's
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 18:13

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View PostLarsson., on Feb 5 2008, 12:42, said:

I bet you'v had a good few birds who have just lied there and taken it,so what's
the difference?



Thats an even worse defence.


You like to shag dead people.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 18:17

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View PostThundermonkey, on Feb 5 2008, 16:26, said:

No.

The Daily Mail has been raping the shit out of Diana for over ten years now.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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