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Posted 05 February 2008 - 13:39

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Anyone else think he is absolutely class.

I used to think he was annoying wee tosser (big break days).

But his stand up is so good. Been watching him for a year or so now. If you have'nt seen him, watch him now.

Anyone agree?

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 13:40

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ClydeNewcomer, on Feb 5 2008, 13:39, said:

No.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 13:46

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No, compleate twat. Had to followspot for him once odious up himself little man

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 13:51

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ClydeNewcomer, on Feb 5 2008, 13:39, said:

Anyone agree?

CentralParker probably does <_<

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 13:54

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 14:00

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Shaggy Jenkins, on Feb 5 2008, 13:46, said:

No, compleate twat. Had to followspot for him once odious up himself little man

Did you followspot him aye?

How is arrogant? I take it you spoke to him?

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 14:20

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I agree, an odious little twerp who ought to go the same way as Bernard Manning. God awful human beings.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 14:31

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Shaggy Jenkins, on Feb 5 2008, 13:46, said:

No, compleate twat. Had to followspot for him once odious up himself little man

Should have used a laser.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 14:35

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rushian, on Feb 5 2008, 13:54, said:

ClydeNewcomer has jumped the shark.

I agree. Still, of all the aliases he's probably had the best, and maybe even the most entertaining run.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 14:45

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Jim Pansy, on Feb 5 2008, 14:20, said:

I agree, an odious little twerp who ought to go the same way as Bernard Manning. God awful human beings.

It's because you are so unbelievably politically correct. you have lost all human qualities. You will end up a boring robot.

Jim Davidson does say what he likes. He is not racist though. He slags everyone and everything.

You will not agree with it on here but I gurentee you go home and say the same things to your pals.

His best mate has a daughter who has serebal polsey, she absolutely loves him coz he never talks down to her like all you people would.

You need to start living in the real world.

Jim Davidson is class

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 14:47

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Swampy, on Feb 5 2008, 14:35, said:

I agree. Still, of all the aliases he's probably had the best, and maybe even the most entertaining run.

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This probably means another seven page thread about ISP's and accusations of 'you're him' and 'naw ah'm no'!'?

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 14:48

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ClydeNewcomer, on Feb 5 2008, 14:45, said:

It's because you are so unbelievably politically correct. you have lost all human qualities. You will end up a boring robot.

Jim Davidson does say what he likes. He is not racist though. He slags everyone and everything.

You will not agree with it on here but I gurentee you go home and say the same things to your pals.

His best mate has a daughter who has serebal polsey, she absolutely loves him coz he never talks down to her like all you people would.

You need to start living in the real world.

Jim Davidson is class

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 15:05

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Jim Davidson is a c**t.

That is all.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 15:07

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ClydeNewcomer, on Feb 5 2008, 14:45, said:

serebal polsey

"Well I've had enough of morons and half-wits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells, and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you've had enough of me?"

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 15:21

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ClydeNewcomer, on Feb 5 2008, 14:45, said:

It's because you are so unbelievably politically correct. you have lost all human qualities. You will end up a boring robot.

Jim Davidson does say what he likes. He is not racist though. He slags everyone and everything.

You will not agree with it on here but I gurentee you go home and say the same things to your pals.

His best mate has a daughter who has serebal polsey, she absolutely loves him coz he never talks down to her like all you people would.

You need to start living in the real world.

Jim Davidson is class

Ah, the classic Bernard Manning defence.

I promise you, if I have ever said that to one of my "pals" you can come over here and poke my eyes out with rusty spoons.

I'd be extremely disappointed if you were an alias though. More fool me for standing up to racist little imbeciles, eh?

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 16:57

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ClydeNewcomer, on Feb 5 2008, 14:45, said:

His best mate has a daughter who has serebal polsey, she absolutely loves him coz he never talks down to her like all you people would.

Colin M, on Feb 5 2008, 15:07, said:

I have to say, that is probably about as wrong as anyone could possibly have spelt it! :lol:

Now even though it's not a regular used word, even Firefox knows it's spelt "cerebral palsy"!

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 17:12

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ClydeNewcomer, on Feb 5 2008, 14:45, said:

His best mate has a daughter who has serebal polsey, she absolutely loves him coz he never talks down to her like all you people would.

Of course he doesn't talk down to her. He has people like that cleared from the front of the stage so he doesn't have to see them at all.

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